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Season 3  "Kimmy Gets Divorced?!"  3x1

Aired 2 years ago - May 19, 2017

Back in New York, Titus goes to great lengths to score an audition for "Sesame Street." Jacqueline encourages Kimmy to play hardball with the Reverend.

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My roommate!
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It's okay if you got fired.
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And now, in the name of me,
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But someone in the state of Indiana is taking it pretty seriously,
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I sign these stupid divorce papers, and I'm done with the Reverend forever.
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-You must have called him. -No! I did not!
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Those jobs last forever!
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I miss you so much, Russ.
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Julian tried to sneak in a clause in our divorce agreement
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You're not signing this.
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I'm in control now.
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Your five-minute call. Five minutes.
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Look, Coriolanus...
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and I thought you might know someone there who could help me.
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And, yes, we are still in touch.
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No, no.
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I can't believe you don't remember that.
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Without a pen? Good luck.
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No, he just said, "Bye-bye,"
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I am. I'm gonna get up at morning, or however you say it.
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No, no, no. This isn't my phone. I'm trying to call Kimmy.
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and then showering alone
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I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with these divorce papers.
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What was I thinking?
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I had, like, a far out idea for the new Gordon--
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You know what? I think you won't sign because you're still in love with me.
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You know Playboy doesn't have nudity anymore?
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Not everything's about you, dear.
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It's not weird that their teeth get pushed out of their heads by other teeth.
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Boy, those boxes were heavy.
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But we've seen a lot of great people.
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I spent the last 24 hours on the phone with that sicko.
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Good for you.
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Well, you could always get yourself a rich husband.
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