S3 E8
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Season 3  "Kimmy Does a Puzzle!"  3x8

Aired 2 years ago - May 19, 2017

Titus makes a shocking confession about the cruise. When a hurricane hits, Kimmy turns their apartment into a "fun-ker" filled with games and puzzles.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 1
But I was awakened by... the sound.
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I do what I can.
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[upbeat keyboard music playing]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 4
Shells can be pasta!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 5
And let's not forget scurvy.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 6
These say they're for all ages,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 7
with a new, good experience.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 8
Well, I'm always wrong the other way!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 9
I get why you didn't want to talk about that cruise stuff.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 10
The beauty of it is, they already hate their wives for bringing them.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 11
and how I miss that! [sobs]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 12
Sometimes things that aren't dirty are actually much grosser.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 13
-[Artie chuckles] -[Kimmy] Okay.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 14
but let's try to keep it PG.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 15
and you're fighting over a bunch of delicious marbles.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 16
I'm so excited to say that here,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 17
Those are worth money at the end.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 18
Thank you, Mr. Bruce Springsteen,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 19
[Artie] Oh, yes, let's hear
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 20
I was hired as a swing member of the cast.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 21
Titus, you make Patti LaBelle sound like Barry White.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 22
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 23
You never want to go near the water on these boats, Titus,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 24
♪ Shall be entertained! ♪
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 25
Aw! Bravo!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 26
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 27
Seven minutes in heaven! Okay. Yes.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 28
The lights work for you.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
and you're like, "What's the big deal?"
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 30
I have a rep to protect, though.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 31
Bad news for passengers on Carnivore Cruise Lines' Ocean Skank,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 32
No! I was the lead in Mahogany.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
[chuckles] Are those my corns, dear heart?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 34
or some other kind of thing that runs.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 35
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 36
I waited half an hour and returned to her dressing room,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 37
You.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 38
I sprayed them until the bottle was empty,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39
I had inadvertently poisoned 220 people,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 41
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 42
And I was imprisoned for 15 years by a lunatic!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 43
[Kimmy] I am gonna crash with my friends at Columbia.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 44
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 45
and you never had a nice boyfriend,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
And I would believe her because that sweet dummy,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
but I did eat a dolphin.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
♪ We're stronger than the hurricane ♪
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 49
♪ 'Cause we're stronger than this storm ♪
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 50
and go refill your MetroCard when you "literally can't right now."

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 2
I do what I can.
#2
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 3
[upbeat keyboard music playing]
#3
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 4
Shells can be pasta!
#4
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 5
And let's not forget scurvy.
#5
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 6
These say they're for all ages,
#6
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 7
with a new, good experience.
#7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 8
Well, I'm always wrong the other way!
#8
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 9
I get why you didn't want to talk about that cruise stuff.
#9
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 10
The beauty of it is, they already hate their wives for bringing them.
#10
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 11
and how I miss that! [sobs]
#11
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 12
Sometimes things that aren't dirty are actually much grosser.
#12
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 13
-[Artie chuckles] -[Kimmy] Okay.
#13
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 14
but let's try to keep it PG.
#14
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 15
and you're fighting over a bunch of delicious marbles.
#15
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 16
I'm so excited to say that here,
#16
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 17
Those are worth money at the end.
#17
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 18
Thank you, Mr. Bruce Springsteen,
#18
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 19
[Artie] Oh, yes, let's hear
#19
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 20
I was hired as a swing member of the cast.
#20
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 21
Titus, you make Patti LaBelle sound like Barry White.
#21
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You never want to go near the water on these boats, Titus,
#23
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 24
♪ Shall be entertained! ♪
#24
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 25
Aw! Bravo!
#25
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Seven minutes in heaven! Okay. Yes.
#27
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 28
The lights work for you.
#28
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
and you're like, "What's the big deal?"
#29
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 30
I have a rep to protect, though.
#30
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 31
Bad news for passengers on Carnivore Cruise Lines' Ocean Skank,
#31
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 32
No! I was the lead in Mahogany.
#32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
[chuckles] Are those my corns, dear heart?
#33
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 34
or some other kind of thing that runs.
#34
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I waited half an hour and returned to her dressing room,
#36
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 37
You.
#37
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 38
I sprayed them until the bottle was empty,
#38
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39
I had inadvertently poisoned 220 people,
#39
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And I was imprisoned for 15 years by a lunatic!
#42
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[Kimmy] I am gonna crash with my friends at Columbia.
#43
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and you never had a nice boyfriend,
#45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
And I would believe her because that sweet dummy,
#46
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
but I did eat a dolphin.
#47
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
♪ We're stronger than the hurricane ♪
#48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 49
♪ 'Cause we're stronger than this storm ♪
#49
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 50
and go refill your MetroCard when you "literally can't right now."
#50