S3 E5
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Season 3  "Kimmy Steps on a Crack!"  3x5

Aired 2 years ago - May 19, 2017

The FBI enlists Kimmy's help when former mole woman Gretchen tries to start a cult of her own. Titus is stricken with a strange disease.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Like how bangs always seem like a good idea,
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I didn't steal him.
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Ohh!
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Oh, I don't want to embarrass myself at the luncheon.
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and that you'll be joining us this afternoon.
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Because that was some great acting.
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Yeah, well...
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And all my pillows are stained with his nightmare sweat.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, no, these are just a bunch of Garfield heads.
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Okay! But don't try anything funny!
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'Cause they can't, and, also, it's 2017 now.
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they learn how to put peanut butter on bread.
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I'm just saying this isn't working. You're miserable.
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Hey, I need $200. It's for a sword.
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and giving them the recipe could earn us some goodwill
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The bonobo, genetically our closest relative...
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the first female clown.
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And not a word about my beliefs.
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Then go in there and get them to stop masturbating so much.
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Ten minutes. Sure, I'll just...
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Ugh, it's the scurvy talking.
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Hey!
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It's your last chance, Chalker!
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Have you lost weight? Everyone thinks so.
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No. I am Dr. Vanessa Poseidon.
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Like a British seaman.
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and our public transportation stinks,
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You're gonna have to get braces again.
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the recipe and a real marriage with someone who loves him.
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It's like I'm talking, but she's not listening.
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More like Slutberry Slutskank.
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leading her herd of bulls and calves miles across the baking Serengeti.
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Titus has been sitting here for quite some time.
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