S3 E12
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Season 3  "Kimmy and the Trolley Problem!"  3x12

Aired 2 years ago - May 19, 2017

Russ's transformation opens doors for Jacqueline. Kimmy wrestles with a philosophical dilemma. Artie invites Lillian on a European cruise

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
People smile when they see something beautiful.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
And they didn't even pixelate my neck!
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Thanks, Sam.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Europe? The Kaushtuppers fled Europe
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-Show me by a chair. -[phone clatters]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
It's bad enough that everyone can just look me up on the Internet,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
[sighs]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
I just assumed we were in Dallas... or Houston.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Talking about bunkers and my mom's phone number.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
I signed up for JDate, Christian Mingle, and what turned out to be
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
after one of those women threw a Skinnygirl hot toddy on his crotch.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Oh, we're trying to use the scientific name,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
If you really think it's a good idea.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Well, now this thing wants a fingerprint.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Or realize it's just Titus stealing your food in a sheet.
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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
[Buckley] Mom, what are you doing?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Sure, I have a charity that pays hotels
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
What do tigers have to do with saving the toilet rat?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
-Shrimp! -All right, how do I do this?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Give your extra shoes to a spider.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
You know what? Come to class with me tomorrow.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
No, yeah, the tigers. Of course.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
After luring me into a Volkswagen dealership.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Kimmy's on TV.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Was shot in the face by you, Lillian!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I know. Because my brothers...
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
-Russ. -There he is!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
[all talking at once]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Even if that means you starve to death.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Next week, we're getting into Kant's categorical imperative,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Oh, I've gotta run.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Say hi to Russ!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
what do you think he was whispering into those shells?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
was my reward for everything I did
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
[stirring orchestral music]
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
of my sweet,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Either way, this song is about me dying first.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
please give a warm welcome to Kimmy Schmidt.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Whatever that was originally, we'll never know.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
you know you're in a golden age of television

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And they didn't even pixelate my neck!
#2
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Thanks, Sam.
#3
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Europe? The Kaushtuppers fled Europe
#4
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-Show me by a chair. -[phone clatters]
#6
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It's bad enough that everyone can just look me up on the Internet,
#7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
[sighs]
#8
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I just assumed we were in Dallas... or Houston.
#10
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Talking about bunkers and my mom's phone number.
#11
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I signed up for JDate, Christian Mingle, and what turned out to be
#12
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after one of those women threw a Skinnygirl hot toddy on his crotch.
#13
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Oh, we're trying to use the scientific name,
#14
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If you really think it's a good idea.
#15
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Well, now this thing wants a fingerprint.
#16
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Or realize it's just Titus stealing your food in a sheet.
#17
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[Buckley] Mom, what are you doing?
#19
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Sure, I have a charity that pays hotels
#20
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What do tigers have to do with saving the toilet rat?
#21
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-Shrimp! -All right, how do I do this?
#22
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Give your extra shoes to a spider.
#24
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You know what? Come to class with me tomorrow.
#25
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No, yeah, the tigers. Of course.
#27
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After luring me into a Volkswagen dealership.
#28
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Kimmy's on TV.
#30
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Was shot in the face by you, Lillian!
#31
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I know. Because my brothers...
#32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
-Russ. -There he is!
#33
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[all talking at once]
#34
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Even if that means you starve to death.
#35
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Next week, we're getting into Kant's categorical imperative,
#36
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Oh, I've gotta run.
#37
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Say hi to Russ!
#38
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what do you think he was whispering into those shells?
#40
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was my reward for everything I did
#41
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[stirring orchestral music]
#42
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of my sweet,
#43
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Either way, this song is about me dying first.
#44
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please give a warm welcome to Kimmy Schmidt.
#46
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Whatever that was originally, we'll never know.
#47
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you know you're in a golden age of television
#50