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Season 4

Aired 9 months ago - Jan 25, 2019

Titus is torn between living his dream and winning back Mikey. Lillian takes a final stand against gentrification. Kimmy has an influential fan.

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And you're so very old.
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I can't help anyone but myself right now.
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Like the time the string broke and we lost a LEGO astronaut
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They owe me from bunker.
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Oh, no, us four women are trapped in this bunker.
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Nono is as stupid as the summer wind.
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unless you skip leg day.
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Ooh, ooh! Hey, Red,
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When they blow this joint up, it's gonna be
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Now you see why I need my photo albums.
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- I didn't do it. - She's insisting on going on tonight,
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I am feeling so, so excellent thanks to you.
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Could I borrow, like, five million dollars?
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So what's Kimmy Schmidt passionate about?
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Really? That's weird.
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But I promised Mikey.
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The Germans didn't even like it, Kimmy.
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♪ And she has the best hair ever ♪
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...and the only way Titus can escape is to eat him,
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Like, who drives?
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I wanted to take you to dinner to discuss how great we would be together
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and that's the one thing I can't see: everything.
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- That's the wall. - Well, I don't care.
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Oh.
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I've been acting like a ghost for years.
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It's amazing. You completely merge with each other's energy.
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"boom, boom, boom, I want you in my room."
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Hey, can't you jamokes even blow up a building right?
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Hey, blow it out your ass, Georgiulio!
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Move over, Sushi Raccoon.
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is remembering the good inside you is stronger than the bad."
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No!
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Titus. Got it.
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Are you set up anywhere? 'Cause I would love to be in the Greemulax business.
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because you already changed the most important person in it:
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Are you sure?
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♪ On the path unwinding ♪
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of the New York City subway.
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…if you think Tripp Knob is getting first billing above Greg Kinnear
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Aired 9 months ago - Jan 25, 2019

When Zach sells Giztoob for big bucks, Kimmy celebrates! Jacqueline hustles to keep Tripp as a client. Titus learns a secret about 'Cats'.

Aired 9 months ago - Jan 25, 2019

Kimmy discovers that Fran Dodd is posing as the author of her book. Jacqueline sets Titus up in a fake relationship with a celebrity.

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was a common nickname for children
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Titus, I found the perfect role for you:
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like Hiddleswift or TomKat
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Tiffany. Surprise!
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If this gets out, he'll lose his sponsors,
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Please! Don't hit me!
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I don't know.
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The only people who follow her on Twitter are her mom
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I get it now.
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Do you know Tad Frye?
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I'm mayor of my village. I was in charge of the orange slices and lube.
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All right, I guess I'll have to find a bail bondsman in Diplo, Nevada.
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A normal dinner date for us is Tad cooking scrod in his underwear
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such as... shedloe and balsett.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I have to take this.
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And now I'm gonna fill this silence with the words I'm saying right now.
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but in the cartoons, he's just part of the team.
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You skinny blonde bitch!
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She used it for her stupid year-round Halloween store.
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- Oh, you. - You still haven't said it.
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Crushing it!
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I don't even know how you did it. I-I sent that money to a bail bondsman.
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I mean toilet pumpkins.
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There's no way Fran Dodd is just good all of a sudden.
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- Not likely, pal! - You better hope not!
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No matter what I do, I'll always look like a failure compared to him.
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Well, nobody knew at the time that lead-based paint
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He paid millions in fines and class-action haircuts.
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For some reason, Monica doesn't like these guys.
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What, just 'cause she's nice and smart and...
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We want this statue to come down because Eleanor never came out.
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♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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Fran is a girl's name!
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invented the knockout game,
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Everything is everybody's fault but yours.
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Mm.
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so he shuts down production and leaves town.
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Hey. You're more like your father than you give yourself credit for.
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Oh, my dad's Farties.
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Look, I did... I didn't wanna make this about me, about us.
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This is a game?
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Aired 9 months ago - Jan 25, 2019

What would life be like if Kimmy never got in the Reverend's van and Titus missed his audition for "The Lion King"?

Aired 9 months ago - Jan 25, 2019

Titus opens up about his encounter with Mr. Frumpus. Kimmy bonds with her date's parents and starts seeing them behind his back.

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nun...
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Whatever. He's into you, or he wants to be.
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Really? It is so nice to...
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Fun for me.
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Jealous?
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A Sliding Doors reboot is in the works with much of the original cast...
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I don't even want to tell you what's bothering me
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It sure was fun making music with you, Mr. Frumpus.
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- You have nothing to be... - I touched it!
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Yeah, it's fuzzy.
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victims of sexual harassment as their guests.
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Oh!
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- Good morning, Jacqueline. - Good morning,
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Let's just say Dave's medication keeps him up
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Ugh, no! He wore a fedora on our date.
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- Mm. - But then I got a cease and desist letter.
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- Fair. - But you're not going to the Tonys.
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Another actor came forward this morning, and the backlash has been fierce.
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Lives are being shattered and destroyed by a mere allegation!
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We don't live in a Judge Judy world where everything is fair.
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What did they feed you, Daphne?
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Dad, nobody wants to hear that.
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A shrimp and peanut factory?
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Oh, how sweet of you to worry about me,
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As friends. So keep in touch.
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Well, I thought it was you until you walked in here.
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Hello.
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First-ever?
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Ugh, I knew you weren't cut out for this.
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Why? Who wants that?
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Are you okay? Where's Joshy?
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Yeah, but are we really gonna do this?
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You can explain all the jokes to me.
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Please! Help me!
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- right no-o-o-w. - I can see you, Lillian.
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They told Josh they were going to see something called Wind Rhythms
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This one's personal for me.
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'Cause my best friend's ska-cappella group is doing a Shabbat concert.
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This place reeks of stew, and I saw your texts.
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When was the last time you thought about our feelings?
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Ah, Terrence Mann!
Aired 9 months ago - Jan 25, 2019

A beefcake hits on Titus, Jacqueline enjoys attention from millennial men, and Kimmy catches up with ex-mole woman Donna Maria.

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We haven't seen each other since the trial.
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Ugh. Come on.
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additional reading so you could graduate on time with your peers.
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♪ It's a miracle ♪
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You played the Daredevil's doorman.
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Hello, you beautiful creatures.
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You two, thinking everyone's into you.
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just because you made me lick pudding off your desk during a job interview!"
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'Cause we know how to take a compliment.
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- A guy did just take your picture. - Where, bitch, where?
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Just talk to him. You're famous now.
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Wow, the Daredevil's doorman!
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These poor kids. I mean,
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the pilot asked me to join the mile-high club...
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♪ Pervatory ♪
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Tía Donna Maria's.
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But you opened a restaurant here?
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Look out! A fire monster got past my karate,
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You're not the only one who ate the expired cat food, Cyndee!
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That doesn't make us friends.
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I have to handle this. Please stay for lunch.
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That's why if you watch Sex and the City 2,
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before all this "MeToo" business?
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Ilan, enough about me!
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I've made contact with the target
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You take me to the ER, Brayden!
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Yeah, I took a disco nap while Kanassis was talking about her hysterectomy.
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'cause I'm mad at you!
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that you should never attack a fire monster in the crotch!
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You wish. He's a beefcake.
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Well, I'm gonna show Donna Maria I'm the opposite of a car wash beefcake.
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Mommy Kanassis?
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Okay, yeah, I'm leaving too! 'Cause I'm upset!
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Good evening, Mr. Murdock.
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I could have any man in the world, Ilan.
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I dragged myself and my friend's dead body
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on an as-yet unaired episode of "Daredevil."
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My job was to find ways that we could ruin you in case you ever went public,
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Caramels!
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Rocky fought a Russian in one of the Rockies.
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I'm Tía Donna Maria.
Aired a year ago - May 30, 2018

Titus struggles to come up with a pitch for "The Capist." Kimmy writes a children's book. Lillian meets Artie's kids. Jacqueline stands up for Xan.

Aired a year ago - May 30, 2018

Titus directs a school musical but misses being in the spotlight. Jacqueline and Lillian try to scalp tickets to parents. Kimmy confronts a blogger.

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So the only way for me to change minds
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and this is over.
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I found out the hard way that all that gobbledygook meant
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Yeah, and then I steal from both of you. Trickle down.
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Yeah, ten dollars a ticket.
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But you made it so hard!
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The New Fork Tines, yes.
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So, first up, school play.
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to watch my kid dance around dressed like a can of root beer.
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and when your kids realize that you're not there
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and the whole time, I was thinking, "You know,
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You what?
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who just told me that she doesn't want pudding at 10:30 in the morning?
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I have been a junior salesman at Darryl's Bridal for 15 years.
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All you guys do is blame everyone but yourself for everything!
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Dogs take care of cats.
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You know, I never got to be part of a school play
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That's an exact description of me.
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That's why they're plays and not movies.
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I realized the chimpanzee sitting next to me was part of the play.
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No!
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and you're the biggest here.
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♪ I will lay down my heart... ♪!
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A hundred bucks a ticket, cash.
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That's in, like, my bottom five,
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You're acting like a boring old pitcher of juice.
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That's right.
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- Ha! - Good one, Wilkerson.
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Well, you can be in this play.
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I've been waiting 25 years for this moment.
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As you all know, I am the principal here at Old Dead White Guy Middle School.
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Although could I be? I'm a double threat
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How's it spelled?
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Come on. I know you're better than this.
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You can be the Beest at the end of the movie.
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♪ Fizz and flavor, fizz ♪
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This is why you never mix groups of friends, Quentin.
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♪ Happily ever ♪
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'Cause what do those other guys teach you?
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