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Season 4  "Kimmy and the Beest!"  4x5

Aired a year ago - May 30, 2018

Titus directs a school musical but misses being in the spotlight. Jacqueline and Lillian try to scalp tickets to parents. Kimmy confronts a blogger.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 1
So the only way for me to change minds
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
and this is over.
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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
I found out the hard way that all that gobbledygook meant
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
Yeah, and then I steal from both of you. Trickle down.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
Yeah, ten dollars a ticket.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
But you made it so hard!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
The New Fork Tines, yes.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
So, first up, school play.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
to watch my kid dance around dressed like a can of root beer.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
and when your kids realize that you're not there
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
and the whole time, I was thinking, "You know,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
You what?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
who just told me that she doesn't want pudding at 10:30 in the morning?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
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I have been a junior salesman at Darryl's Bridal for 15 years.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
All you guys do is blame everyone but yourself for everything!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
Dogs take care of cats.
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You know, I never got to be part of a school play
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
That's an exact description of me.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
That's why they're plays and not movies.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
I realized the chimpanzee sitting next to me was part of the play.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
No!
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
and you're the biggest here.
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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
♪ I will lay down my heart... ♪!
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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
A hundred bucks a ticket, cash.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
That's in, like, my bottom five,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
You're acting like a boring old pitcher of juice.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
That's right.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
- Ha! - Good one, Wilkerson.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
Well, you can be in this play.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37
I've been waiting 25 years for this moment.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
As you all know, I am the principal here at Old Dead White Guy Middle School.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
Although could I be? I'm a double threat
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
How's it spelled?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
Come on. I know you're better than this.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
You can be the Beest at the end of the movie.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
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♪ Fizz and flavor, fizz ♪
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This is why you never mix groups of friends, Quentin.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
♪ Happily ever ♪
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 49
'Cause what do those other guys teach you?
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and this is over.
#2
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I found out the hard way that all that gobbledygook meant
#4
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
Yeah, and then I steal from both of you. Trickle down.
#5
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
Yeah, ten dollars a ticket.
#6
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
But you made it so hard!
#7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
The New Fork Tines, yes.
#8
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
So, first up, school play.
#9
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
to watch my kid dance around dressed like a can of root beer.
#10
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
and when your kids realize that you're not there
#11
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
and the whole time, I was thinking, "You know,
#12
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You what?
#13
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who just told me that she doesn't want pudding at 10:30 in the morning?
#14
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I have been a junior salesman at Darryl's Bridal for 15 years.
#16
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All you guys do is blame everyone but yourself for everything!
#17
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Dogs take care of cats.
#18
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You know, I never got to be part of a school play
#21
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That's an exact description of me.
#22
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That's why they're plays and not movies.
#23
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I realized the chimpanzee sitting next to me was part of the play.
#24
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No!
#26
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and you're the biggest here.
#27
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♪ I will lay down my heart... ♪!
#29
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A hundred bucks a ticket, cash.
#31
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That's in, like, my bottom five,
#32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
You're acting like a boring old pitcher of juice.
#33
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
That's right.
#34
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
- Ha! - Good one, Wilkerson.
#35
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Well, you can be in this play.
#36
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I've been waiting 25 years for this moment.
#37
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
As you all know, I am the principal here at Old Dead White Guy Middle School.
#38
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
Although could I be? I'm a double threat
#39
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
How's it spelled?
#40
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Come on. I know you're better than this.
#41
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
You can be the Beest at the end of the movie.
#42
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♪ Fizz and flavor, fizz ♪
#45
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This is why you never mix groups of friends, Quentin.
#46
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♪ Happily ever ♪
#47
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'Cause what do those other guys teach you?
#49
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