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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 4  "Kimmy Has a Weekend!"  4x2

Aired 5 years ago - May 30, 2018

Kimmy and Titus spend the weekend binge watching TV and getting their nails done. Jacqueline schemes to evict her wealthy subletter.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 1
and question moving to New York in the first place.
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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 3
Now it's the weekend, and that means it's time for binge-watching.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
♪ Love and friendship Having it all ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
Saturday? No, I...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6
To quote the Gals on the Town series finale,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8
He's had none of his shots.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
Whose memories are these?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
I'm gonna lose my mind!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
I said push the cuticle. Don't cut, right? Push.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13
Boy. This is starting to bum me out.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Because all lives matter, Titus.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15
Sorry. Now I've got a bee in my throat.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16
No! But...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
My motivation'll be wanting to!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 18
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 19
smoking-hot millennial."
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 20
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
"full set" of "double-length"
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23
Is that the fire alarm?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
this guy's input was more of a zero than a one.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26
Stupid long, beautiful nails.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
and then accidentally kick some fancy dogs during the chaos.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
and you know what that song says about New York.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Hang on.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
"Take that, Hitler!" Pew, pew, pew!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33
Well, he also invented a rhythm for it.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
and he's got the angelic voice of a castrated Italian boy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 36
Diva, why?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 37
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38
No one cares what our names are,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 39
I'll be sure to do that as soon as I pay back
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 40
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 41
Now that he's conquered the music world and his fear of birds,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 42
He will do nudity but only if he can keep his shirt on.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43
Tell him to aim for LA, Blimp Net Seven.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44
You don't know what those women's lives are like.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
Their lives are safe and predictable, so once in a while,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
Sondra, do you sell guns?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48
Mostly myself.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
but now, thanks to your butchers,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
I've half a mind to mention this to Mayor Del Blancio

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2 #2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 3
Now it's the weekend, and that means it's time for binge-watching.
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
♪ Love and friendship Having it all ♪
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
Saturday? No, I...
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6
To quote the Gals on the Town series finale,
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7 #7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8
He's had none of his shots.
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
Whose memories are these?
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
I'm gonna lose my mind!
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
I said push the cuticle. Don't cut, right? Push.
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13
Boy. This is starting to bum me out.
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Because all lives matter, Titus.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15
Sorry. Now I've got a bee in my throat.
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16
No! But...
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
My motivation'll be wanting to!
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 18 #18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 19
smoking-hot millennial."
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 20 #20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
"full set" of "double-length"
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22 #22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23
Is that the fire alarm?
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
this guy's input was more of a zero than a one.
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25 #25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26
Stupid long, beautiful nails.
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27 #27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
and then accidentally kick some fancy dogs during the chaos.
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
and you know what that song says about New York.
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Hang on.
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
"Take that, Hitler!" Pew, pew, pew!
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32 #32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33
Well, he also invented a rhythm for it.
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34 #34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
and he's got the angelic voice of a castrated Italian boy.
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 36
Diva, why?
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 37 #37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38
No one cares what our names are,
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 39
I'll be sure to do that as soon as I pay back
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 40 #40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 41
Now that he's conquered the music world and his fear of birds,
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 42
He will do nudity but only if he can keep his shirt on.
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43
Tell him to aim for LA, Blimp Net Seven.
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44
You don't know what those women's lives are like.
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
Their lives are safe and predictable, so once in a while,
#45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46 #46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
Sondra, do you sell guns?
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48
Mostly myself.
#48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
but now, thanks to your butchers,
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
I've half a mind to mention this to Mayor Del Blancio
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