S4 E9
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Season 4  "Sliding Van Doors"  4x9

Aired 3 months ago - Jan 25, 2019

What would life be like if Kimmy never got in the Reverend's van and Titus missed his audition for "The Lion King"?

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Well, that explains it.
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I did a bake sale for apartheid after Lethal Weapon 2 came out.
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You mind keeping an eye out for the cops?
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No.
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That sign is a sign.
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Plus, Taco Tuesdays.
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Go, IUD!
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Trish, you did Tae Bo, so, you know.
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But you should blame yourself,
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♪ With drops of Jupiter in her hair... ♪
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Hey.
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I swear on the Virgin Mary!
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Ms. Schmidt, Carla Tuesday, WDUR.
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Now all you gotta do is dye your hair brown so we can get married in the church.
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and your winnings on Ninja Warrior can pay for our vacations to Houston.
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Me and my damn fool dreams.
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Howard Dean. Not my president.
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At home, you just sit there
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of what I'm calling the Indiana Worm Women,
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You son of a bitch!
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I was in control of my life until you tricked me into giving up on my dreams.
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Well, look, I've been meaning to mention this,
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I want you to! I wanna feel something!
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Ah, you know, it's Taco Friday.
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I hear he's almost a millionaire.
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- Mwah. - Dame Evelyn!
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What you did is all over the news.
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Oh, boy.
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Desperate.
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Well, if you kill us, we won't have to worry about that.
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Everything is just random.
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But in exchange for not talking about the things I saw in there...
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This is amazing!
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This is all happening because I chose to get on that plane.
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and we can go into witness protection.
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Yes, it felt very natural and good,
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Ooh!
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