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Season 3  "Kimmy Can't Help You!"  3x3

Aired 2 years ago - May 19, 2017

A surprise visitor delivers divorce papers to Kimmy. Jacqueline comes up with a plan to get Russ’s dad to rename the Redskins.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
[man] You're watching Sadsack TV, random stuff from the '70s...
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Did I take my medicine? What is this?
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-We really don't, but thanks. -Ugh. Where you from?
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Mystery bitch. [laughs] Ouch!
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we could actually get married on Fried Chicken Night.
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[gulps]
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[singers] ♪ Damn it ♪
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
and Iktomi is a Lakota s--
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
Let me just-- Let me just make a call.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
When she said kudos to you, what did that mean?
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
"Don't marry a monster?"
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since I moved to Indiana five months ago.
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[printer clicks and buzzes]
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especially Stewart and Phoebe
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and I'm getting a little tired of the boardroom.
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Congratulations, Dukey-boy.
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[all murmuring and chuckling]
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It's still page one.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
So the guards Tased him, which, of course, Tased me.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
that he did all that stuff.
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His mother worked, you know.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
I almost forgot.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
A farmers market, dog park,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
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Oh, God, stop! But thank you for driving electric.
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but today's been a gosh-dang, mother-fudging sugar-show!
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[applause]
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like your heart got pulled into the wheel well
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
and measured our tumbleweed.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
just continue to lie there and not make any sounds at all.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
No, she's coming back.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
by guys who looked real good on paper.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
I'm not stupid, Titus.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
I found a ton of rare nom-noms on the way over and crushed it.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Don't be ridiculous, Jacqueline.
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Let's get you and Russ married before God takes him.
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
Kimberly, Wendy's like a beautiful, rare Barbie
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
-I think only you can-- -Stop it!
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[laughter]
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So you gonna marry him or not?
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I know you need the money, but you'll find another way,
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
[in Spanish] How long have you been here?
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Yeah, and I'd only be jealous if he married the cab driver from Wings.
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[in Spanish] Never mind.
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And you can't stop me from seeing him
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[sighs]

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Did I take my medicine? What is this?
#2
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-We really don't, but thanks. -Ugh. Where you from?
#4
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Mystery bitch. [laughs] Ouch!
#5
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
we could actually get married on Fried Chicken Night.
#6
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
[gulps]
#7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
[singers] ♪ Damn it ♪
#8
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
and Iktomi is a Lakota s--
#9
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
Let me just-- Let me just make a call.
#10
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When she said kudos to you, what did that mean?
#11
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
"Don't marry a monster?"
#12
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since I moved to Indiana five months ago.
#13
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[printer clicks and buzzes]
#15
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especially Stewart and Phoebe
#16
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
and I'm getting a little tired of the boardroom.
#17
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Congratulations, Dukey-boy.
#18
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[all murmuring and chuckling]
#19
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It's still page one.
#20
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So the guards Tased him, which, of course, Tased me.
#21
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that he did all that stuff.
#22
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His mother worked, you know.
#24
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I almost forgot.
#25
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A farmers market, dog park,
#26
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Oh, God, stop! But thank you for driving electric.
#28
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but today's been a gosh-dang, mother-fudging sugar-show!
#29
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[applause]
#31
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like your heart got pulled into the wheel well
#32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
and measured our tumbleweed.
#33
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just continue to lie there and not make any sounds at all.
#34
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No, she's coming back.
#35
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by guys who looked real good on paper.
#36
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
I'm not stupid, Titus.
#37
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
I found a ton of rare nom-noms on the way over and crushed it.
#38
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Don't be ridiculous, Jacqueline.
#39
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Let's get you and Russ married before God takes him.
#40
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Kimberly, Wendy's like a beautiful, rare Barbie
#41
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-I think only you can-- -Stop it!
#42
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[laughter]
#43
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So you gonna marry him or not?
#44
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I know you need the money, but you'll find another way,
#45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
[in Spanish] How long have you been here?
#46
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
Yeah, and I'd only be jealous if he married the cab driver from Wings.
#47
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[in Spanish] Never mind.
#48
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And you can't stop me from seeing him
#49
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[sighs]
#50