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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 3  "Kimmy and the Trolley Problem!"  3x12

Aired 7 years ago - May 19, 2017

Russ's transformation opens doors for Jacqueline. Kimmy wrestles with a philosophical dilemma. Artie invites Lillian on a European cruise

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
People smile when they see something beautiful.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
And they didn't even pixelate my neck!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Thanks, Sam.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Europe? The Kaushtuppers fled Europe
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
-Show me by a chair. -[phone clatters]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
It's bad enough that everyone can just look me up on the Internet,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
[sighs]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
I just assumed we were in Dallas... or Houston.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Talking about bunkers and my mom's phone number.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
I signed up for JDate, Christian Mingle, and what turned out to be
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
after one of those women threw a Skinnygirl hot toddy on his crotch.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Oh, we're trying to use the scientific name,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
If you really think it's a good idea.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Well, now this thing wants a fingerprint.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Or realize it's just Titus stealing your food in a sheet.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
[Buckley] Mom, what are you doing?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Sure, I have a charity that pays hotels
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
What do tigers have to do with saving the toilet rat?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
-Shrimp! -All right, how do I do this?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Give your extra shoes to a spider.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
You know what? Come to class with me tomorrow.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
No, yeah, the tigers. Of course.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
After luring me into a Volkswagen dealership.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Kimmy's on TV.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Was shot in the face by you, Lillian!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I know. Because my brothers...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
-Russ. -There he is!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
[all talking at once]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Even if that means you starve to death.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Next week, we're getting into Kant's categorical imperative,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Oh, I've gotta run.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Say hi to Russ!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
what do you think he was whispering into those shells?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
was my reward for everything I did
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
[stirring orchestral music]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
of my sweet,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Either way, this song is about me dying first.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
please give a warm welcome to Kimmy Schmidt.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Whatever that was originally, we'll never know.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
you know you're in a golden age of television

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
And they didn't even pixelate my neck!
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Thanks, Sam.
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
Europe? The Kaushtuppers fled Europe
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5 #5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
-Show me by a chair. -[phone clatters]
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
It's bad enough that everyone can just look me up on the Internet,
#7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
[sighs]
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9 #9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
I just assumed we were in Dallas... or Houston.
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Talking about bunkers and my mom's phone number.
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
I signed up for JDate, Christian Mingle, and what turned out to be
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
after one of those women threw a Skinnygirl hot toddy on his crotch.
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
Oh, we're trying to use the scientific name,
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
If you really think it's a good idea.
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Well, now this thing wants a fingerprint.
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Or realize it's just Titus stealing your food in a sheet.
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18 #18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
[Buckley] Mom, what are you doing?
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Sure, I have a charity that pays hotels
#20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
What do tigers have to do with saving the toilet rat?
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
-Shrimp! -All right, how do I do this?
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23 #23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Give your extra shoes to a spider.
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
You know what? Come to class with me tomorrow.
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26 #26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
No, yeah, the tigers. Of course.
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
After luring me into a Volkswagen dealership.
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29 #29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Kimmy's on TV.
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Was shot in the face by you, Lillian!
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I know. Because my brothers...
#32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
-Russ. -There he is!
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
[all talking at once]
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Even if that means you starve to death.
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Next week, we're getting into Kant's categorical imperative,
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
Oh, I've gotta run.
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Say hi to Russ!
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39 #39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
what do you think he was whispering into those shells?
#40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
was my reward for everything I did
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
[stirring orchestral music]
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
of my sweet,
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
Either way, this song is about me dying first.
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45 #45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
please give a warm welcome to Kimmy Schmidt.
#46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Whatever that was originally, we'll never know.
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49 #49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
you know you're in a golden age of television
#50