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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 3  "Kimmy Googles the Internet!"  3x11

Aired 8 years ago - May 19, 2017

Kimmy discovers the humiliating power of the internet. Titus wonders if he's compatible with Reuben. Jacqueline takes care of Mimi after butt surgery.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 1
I got to get on with my life like an adult,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
[cheery music]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
Nobody else will.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
I'll... see him tomorrow?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
I know.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
Oh!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
I've never been to a fancy dinner before.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
If you are allergic to any of the vegetables
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
Oh, who's Linda? Your mom's friend?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
Leonora just made me touch some art that I did not want to.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Are you sure you're not just freaking out about the baby
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
Did you know that Nabokov's native language was Russian
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Well, I just checked on the chicken.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
Also, I'm trans-ghost.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Also, he is extremely poor.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
We only learn from books and scrolls and-- Wait, what?"
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
Oh, well, Dianne and I google all of our students.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
I have to go to the airport to pick up Jorqueline.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
No, some things are pretty black-and-white.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
[chicken clucking]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
Perfect. I don't want you to talk either.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
while listening to haunted house sound effects.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
Ugh!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
H...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
Is she wearing a bathing suit?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
Anyway, this place does a great eel roll.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
then she can't find her keys,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
I need to do the ice bucket challenge!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Angry 'cause they're all alone,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
I actually changed my name to Linda
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
that really weren't right for me,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
[laughter]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
[laughter]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
Yeah, that's a mistake.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
This chick got bunkered!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
taking a bus to New Jersey
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
friend give a rap lecture on Greek philosophy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
When we turned around, you disappeared
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
I thought it was a Edible Arrangement. I don't have a lot of fruit experience.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
forget all about "kid gets erection at bar mitzvah."
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
♪ How else could a slave know math? ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
♪ Being a rapper in Perry's crew ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
[cheery music]
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
Nobody else will.
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
I'll... see him tomorrow?
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
I know.
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
Oh!
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
I've never been to a fancy dinner before.
#7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
If you are allergic to any of the vegetables
#8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
Oh, who's Linda? Your mom's friend?
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
Leonora just made me touch some art that I did not want to.
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Are you sure you're not just freaking out about the baby
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
Did you know that Nabokov's native language was Russian
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Well, I just checked on the chicken.
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
Also, I'm trans-ghost.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Also, he is extremely poor.
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
We only learn from books and scrolls and-- Wait, what?"
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
Oh, well, Dianne and I google all of our students.
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
I have to go to the airport to pick up Jorqueline.
#18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
No, some things are pretty black-and-white.
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
[chicken clucking]
#20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
Perfect. I don't want you to talk either.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
while listening to haunted house sound effects.
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23 #23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
Ugh!
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
H...
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
Is she wearing a bathing suit?
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
Anyway, this place does a great eel roll.
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
then she can't find her keys,
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29 #29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
I need to do the ice bucket challenge!
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Angry 'cause they're all alone,
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32 #32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
I actually changed my name to Linda
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
that really weren't right for me,
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
[laughter]
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
[laughter]
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37 #37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
Yeah, that's a mistake.
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
This chick got bunkered!
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
taking a bus to New Jersey
#40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
friend give a rap lecture on Greek philosophy.
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
When we turned around, you disappeared
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
I thought it was a Edible Arrangement. I don't have a lot of fruit experience.
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44 #44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
forget all about "kid gets erection at bar mitzvah."
#45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
♪ How else could a slave know math? ♪
#46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
♪ Being a rapper in Perry's crew ♪
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48 #48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49 #49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50 #50