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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 3  "Kimmy Pulls Off a Heist!"  3x10

Aired 7 years ago - May 19, 2017

Kimmy and Titus get in over their heads when they steal a gas station bathroom key. Jacqueline plots to infiltrate the NFL owners’ meeting.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 1
Oh, just that concussions are good for business.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
[blows air]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
Titus, just use our bathroom.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
and I think stealing is evil.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6
and I'm serving duck.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
Change the name! Change the name!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
We would have called, but... you're kind of what we're protesting.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
[crowd] Change the name! Change the name!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
You need to distract him
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
[inhales sharply]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
and Gonzo's Nose for the curved gentleman.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
[woman] ♪ Na, na, na ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
'cause I ran my Jet Ski into a Chipotle.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
But this is why you're all gonna go along with it.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
The number-one-selling jersey last year was Colin Kaepernick,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
Well, he won't suspect a thing unless one of us cracks.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
I should go throw this key in the river right now.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
Or-- Or she's a patsy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
Iktomi? You don't want him on your side.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
Of course. If you're protesting, you burn stuff.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
Or Zippy. I'm trying to get that going.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
Oh. Of course.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
after some psycho was done with it,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
You just made a mistake.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
Uh-uh, girl.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Wait.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
Is this a dream? Are there people in the room?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
♪ Home ♪
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
[cell phone clatters]
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Girl, you think that's the only key?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40
That's not enough time.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41
are burning Redskins jerseys
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
So what if you offended a much bigger group?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 43
The Dallas Piano Lessons!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 44
And you and Duke
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
Yes, Mikey. Hi.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
But then I met this Wall Street guy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
You stole my bathroom key so you could poop here for free!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
After the last date, you were like,

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2 #2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
[blows air]
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
Titus, just use our bathroom.
#4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
and I think stealing is evil.
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6
and I'm serving duck.
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7 #7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8 #8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
Change the name! Change the name!
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
We would have called, but... you're kind of what we're protesting.
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
[crowd] Change the name! Change the name!
#11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
You need to distract him
#12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
[inhales sharply]
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
and Gonzo's Nose for the curved gentleman.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
[woman] ♪ Na, na, na ♪
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
'cause I ran my Jet Ski into a Chipotle.
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
But this is why you're all gonna go along with it.
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18 #18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
The number-one-selling jersey last year was Colin Kaepernick,
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20 #20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21 #21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
Well, he won't suspect a thing unless one of us cracks.
#22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
I should go throw this key in the river right now.
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24 #24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
Or-- Or she's a patsy.
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
Iktomi? You don't want him on your side.
#26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
Of course. If you're protesting, you burn stuff.
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
Or Zippy. I'm trying to get that going.
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
Oh. Of course.
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
after some psycho was done with it,
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
You just made a mistake.
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
Uh-uh, girl.
#32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Wait.
#33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
Is this a dream? Are there people in the room?
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪
#35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
♪ Home ♪
#37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
[cell phone clatters]
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Girl, you think that's the only key?
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40
That's not enough time.
#40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41
are burning Redskins jerseys
#41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
So what if you offended a much bigger group?
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 43
The Dallas Piano Lessons!
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 44
And you and Duke
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45 #45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46 #46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
Yes, Mikey. Hi.
#47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
But then I met this Wall Street guy.
#48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
You stole my bathroom key so you could poop here for free!
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
After the last date, you were like,
#50