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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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Season 3  "Kimmy Gets Divorced?!"  3x1

Aired 7 years ago - May 19, 2017

Back in New York, Titus goes to great lengths to score an audition for "Sesame Street." Jacqueline encourages Kimmy to play hardball with the Reverend.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
you know, a fascinating transition.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
My roommate!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
It's okay if you got fired.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
And now, in the name of me,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
But someone in the state of Indiana is taking it pretty seriously,
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
I sign these stupid divorce papers, and I'm done with the Reverend forever.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
-You must have called him. -No! I did not!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Those jobs last forever!
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
I miss you so much, Russ.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Julian tried to sneak in a clause in our divorce agreement
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
You're not signing this.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
I'm in control now.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Your five-minute call. Five minutes.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Look, Coriolanus...
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
and I thought you might know someone there who could help me.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
And, yes, we are still in touch.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
No, no.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
I can't believe you don't remember that.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Without a pen? Good luck.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
No, he just said, "Bye-bye,"
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
I am. I'm gonna get up at morning, or however you say it.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
No, no, no. This isn't my phone. I'm trying to call Kimmy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
and then showering alone
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with these divorce papers.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
What was I thinking?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
I had, like, a far out idea for the new Gordon--
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
You know what? I think you won't sign because you're still in love with me.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
You know Playboy doesn't have nudity anymore?
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Not everything's about you, dear.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
It's not weird that their teeth get pushed out of their heads by other teeth.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Boy, those boxes were heavy.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
But we've seen a lot of great people.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
I spent the last 24 hours on the phone with that sicko.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Good for you.
 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Well, you could always get yourself a rich husband.

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Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
My roommate!
#2 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
It's okay if you got fired.
#3 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4 #4 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
And now, in the name of me,
#5 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
But someone in the state of Indiana is taking it pretty seriously,
#6 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7 #7 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8 #8 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
I sign these stupid divorce papers, and I'm done with the Reverend forever.
#9 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
-You must have called him. -No! I did not!
#10 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11 #11 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12 #12 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Those jobs last forever!
#13 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
I miss you so much, Russ.
#14 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Julian tried to sneak in a clause in our divorce agreement
#15 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
You're not signing this.
#16 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
I'm in control now.
#17 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Your five-minute call. Five minutes.
#18 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
Look, Coriolanus...
#19 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
and I thought you might know someone there who could help me.
#20 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
And, yes, we are still in touch.
#21 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
No, no.
#23 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
I can't believe you don't remember that.
#24 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
Without a pen? Good luck.
#25 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26 #26 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
No, he just said, "Bye-bye,"
#27 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
I am. I'm gonna get up at morning, or however you say it.
#28 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
No, no, no. This isn't my phone. I'm trying to call Kimmy.
#29 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
and then showering alone
#30 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with these divorce papers.
#31 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
What was I thinking?
#32 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33 #33 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
I had, like, a far out idea for the new Gordon--
#34 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35 #35 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
You know what? I think you won't sign because you're still in love with me.
#36 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37 #37 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
You know Playboy doesn't have nudity anymore?
#38 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
Not everything's about you, dear.
#39 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40 #40 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41 #41 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
It's not weird that their teeth get pushed out of their heads by other teeth.
#42 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Boy, those boxes were heavy.
#43 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
But we've seen a lot of great people.
#44 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45 #45 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46 #46 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47 #47 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
I spent the last 24 hours on the phone with that sicko.
#48 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Good for you.
#49 Recap of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
Well, you could always get yourself a rich husband.
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