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Season 2  "A Smith in the Hand"  2x2

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 18, 2005

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.

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I haven, actually asked her out yet.
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the collar will sense your stress level and blow up.
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And I'm gonna die!
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Oh, um, I, um-
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
Why did he have to die?
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
I dropped you on your head as an infant.
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- Dad, that's Debbie. - To the panic room!
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
You apologize to your son.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
She smells people food. Don, worry.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
You can't keep us apart. Debbie!
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Oh! And just like that, I'm back!
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
That's so unfair, Dad. Overweight people have it hard enough...
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Next thing you know, you're wearing a towel on your head...
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
I wear a trucker cap, and I can mold you...
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Shut up and help me count!
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Stop it. You're not fat.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
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Yeah, mmm.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Now let's rock it up a bump, "Chunky... Brewster.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Hells, yeah. Now drop and give me a thousand!
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
- We're just freezing our- - Tampons.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
I'm watching you two.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
has been designed to push each of you to the limit.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Oh, look. Miss Pinkerton fainted at the market...
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
I just got suspended because I'm in such bad shape.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
You do have a weight problem!
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
I know. I'm a huge tub of lard.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
I know, I know. But she won, wear makeup.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
You can totally tell. Look at her massive tic tac thighs.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Anorexia will dry up your ovaries like tobacco in the sun.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
it's usually the result ofajarring event.
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But I don, wanna eat. I hate food.
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It's just, you know, this is a really bad time for me.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
The girl who loves to go to the market is now back on it.
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Oh, is that what this is about? Look, you're better off.
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- And we'll both suck on ice chips for dessert. - Great.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Oh, from your high school principal.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Here we are. Oh, lucky you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Whoa!
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What's happening?
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- I like your face. - Oh. I thought we were here so you could interview me.

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the collar will sense your stress level and blow up.
#2
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And I'm gonna die!
#3
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Oh, um, I, um-
#4
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Why did he have to die?
#5
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I dropped you on your head as an infant.
#7
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
- Dad, that's Debbie. - To the panic room!
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
You apologize to your son.
#9
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
She smells people food. Don, worry.
#10
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
You can't keep us apart. Debbie!
#11
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Oh! And just like that, I'm back!
#12
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That's so unfair, Dad. Overweight people have it hard enough...
#14
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Next thing you know, you're wearing a towel on your head...
#15
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
I wear a trucker cap, and I can mold you...
#16
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Shut up and help me count!
#17
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Stop it. You're not fat.
#19
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Yeah, mmm.
#21
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Now let's rock it up a bump, "Chunky... Brewster.
#23
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Hells, yeah. Now drop and give me a thousand!
#24
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
- We're just freezing our- - Tampons.
#25
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I'm watching you two.
#26
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
has been designed to push each of you to the limit.
#27
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Oh, look. Miss Pinkerton fainted at the market...
#28
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
I just got suspended because I'm in such bad shape.
#29
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
You do have a weight problem!
#30
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
I know. I'm a huge tub of lard.
#31
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
I know, I know. But she won, wear makeup.
#32
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You can totally tell. Look at her massive tic tac thighs.
#33
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Anorexia will dry up your ovaries like tobacco in the sun.
#34
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it's usually the result ofajarring event.
#35
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But I don, wanna eat. I hate food.
#36
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It's just, you know, this is a really bad time for me.
#37
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
The girl who loves to go to the market is now back on it.
#38
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Oh, is that what this is about? Look, you're better off.
#44
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- And we'll both suck on ice chips for dessert. - Great.
#45
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Oh, from your high school principal.
#46
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Here we are. Oh, lucky you.
#47
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Whoa!
#48
Recap of American Dad! Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
What's happening?
#49
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- I like your face. - Oh. I thought we were here so you could interview me.
#50