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Season 2  "Tears of a Clooney"  2x16

Aired 13 years ago - May 14, 2006

When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

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Dude, what the hell did you do to your computer?
#2
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You better lay off that Cougar Boost.
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so I decided to book us a romantic getaway.
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It was sex: mechanical, degrading, pulling-gravel-from-my-knees sex.
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Don't be ridiculous. I can't cheat on you.
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I'm sorry, Francine, there's no conceivable way that we can get around this.
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Hayley, your mother insisted.
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Steve, don't just sit there, say something.
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Now I remember why I hate these places.
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I'm going to have intercourse with you! I'm divorced! It's fine!
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Buddy, I'm not ready yet.
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- I'm gonna do it. - I'm cockin' my gun.
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Did you know I was wearing a vest?
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- Couch upholsterer? - Bingo.
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Hotter than the pair of speakers I bought today off the back of a truck.
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I'm gonna take my contact lens out,
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We talked, shared some laughs, had some gunplay...
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Anyway, madam, I wanna dispute some of these charges on my cell phone bill.
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not fail in love.
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Love will rise again each morning, like the sun.
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I went to the park, I left you messages...
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- What's wrong? - I can't cheat on my wife.
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We were gonna play laser tag.
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I'm on a six-year cell phone plan.
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- So, do you...? - Stan.
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where it turns out Samuel Jackson isn't black.
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What the ... is going on?!
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Yeah, guys take you out, treat you special,
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Would you like me to check for any specific first name?
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Yeah, we're gonna help you.
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- Oh, God. - You look tense.
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