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Season 12  "Holy S***, Jeff's Back!"  12x13

Aired 4 years ago - May 18, 2015

Jeff returns from space ... or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 1
I know you're excited Jeff's back.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
That and what you would call the offspring
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 3
It's a souvenir from the Haverglack galaxy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
'Sup?
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
God, I could go for a panera.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
A-And now I get to un-pause it.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7
Look, Hayley. I meant what I told your family.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
I-I can't make out to this. There's no song structure.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
I'm so excited to take care of him.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
but you can't take the German out of a brain.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
Wow. You really know your stuff.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
I guess that's just what Roger does, makes things better.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 13
I just have to go upstairs to, um, take care of something.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14
Rings catch girls. Babies trap boys.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 15
The simpleminded earthlings suspect nothing.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 16
for that stand-up thing you invited us to?
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 17
We are ready for your Blorph.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 18
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 19
- I feel so stupid saying "Blorph." - Well, you'll have to take that up
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
- He's cool. - Face!
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
but something just doesn't feel right.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 22
Oh, no. Honey, no. That is definitely not Jeff.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 23
Mm-mmm. Wow.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 24
We're changing that right now. But where?
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 25
You emptied the clip and hit the sign,
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 26
- Oh! A Blorpher! - What's that?
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 27
It means it's between me and like one other person.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
They probably have a research ship in orbit. He'll be up there.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29
Thanks again for showing me how to shoot.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 30
Smith.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 31
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 32
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 33
Uh, um, mmm. Oh, man. I'm out.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
Mankind has a surprising proclivity for sacrifice.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 35
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 36
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 37
So, no game plan? Just gonna run through an alien ship?
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
You don't recognize Sinbad from "Houseguest"?
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
Hmm. "You're in luck" may have been a bad choice of words.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 40
Oh, they are now. They used to be the Dissectors.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 41
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 42
I know you're lying, but maybe you're right, Klaus.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 43
Mr. S., I have to tell you something.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 44
- Uh-huh. Go on. - My species are Collectors.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
disguised as Jeff to collect more information about humanity.
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- The real Jeff is dead. - Good.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
What ... nothing? I'm trying to keep it light here.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 48
- She's important to this man here. - Hey there.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49
- But we must collect. - Perhaps this will change your mind.
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 50
I will spare the lives of your human and your alien sex slave.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 2
That and what you would call the offspring
#2
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 3
It's a souvenir from the Haverglack galaxy.
#3
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 4
'Sup?
#4
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 5
God, I could go for a panera.
#5
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 6
A-And now I get to un-pause it.
#6
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 7
Look, Hayley. I meant what I told your family.
#7
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 8
I-I can't make out to this. There's no song structure.
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 9
I'm so excited to take care of him.
#9
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 10
but you can't take the German out of a brain.
#10
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 11
Wow. You really know your stuff.
#11
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 12
I guess that's just what Roger does, makes things better.
#12
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 13
I just have to go upstairs to, um, take care of something.
#13
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 14
Rings catch girls. Babies trap boys.
#14
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 15
The simpleminded earthlings suspect nothing.
#15
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for that stand-up thing you invited us to?
#16
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 17
We are ready for your Blorph.
#17
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- I feel so stupid saying "Blorph." - Well, you'll have to take that up
#19
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 20
- He's cool. - Face!
#20
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 21
but something just doesn't feel right.
#21
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 22
Oh, no. Honey, no. That is definitely not Jeff.
#22
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Mm-mmm. Wow.
#23
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 24
We're changing that right now. But where?
#24
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 25
You emptied the clip and hit the sign,
#25
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 26
- Oh! A Blorpher! - What's that?
#26
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 27
It means it's between me and like one other person.
#27
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 28
They probably have a research ship in orbit. He'll be up there.
#28
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 29
Thanks again for showing me how to shoot.
#29
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Smith.
#30
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Uh, um, mmm. Oh, man. I'm out.
#33
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 34
Mankind has a surprising proclivity for sacrifice.
#34
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So, no game plan? Just gonna run through an alien ship?
#37
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 38
You don't recognize Sinbad from "Houseguest"?
#38
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 39
Hmm. "You're in luck" may have been a bad choice of words.
#39
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 40
Oh, they are now. They used to be the Dissectors.
#40
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 41 #41 Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 42
I know you're lying, but maybe you're right, Klaus.
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 43
Mr. S., I have to tell you something.
#43
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 44
- Uh-huh. Go on. - My species are Collectors.
#44
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 45
disguised as Jeff to collect more information about humanity.
#45
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 46
- The real Jeff is dead. - Good.
#46
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 47
What ... nothing? I'm trying to keep it light here.
#47
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 48
- She's important to this man here. - Hey there.
#48
Recap of American Dad! Season 12 Episode 13 (S12E13) - 49
- But we must collect. - Perhaps this will change your mind.
#49
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I will spare the lives of your human and your alien sex slave.
#50