S3 E18
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Season 3  "Sister III"  3x18

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 04, 2014

When Jess moves into Nick’s bedroom, they both must deal with their complete lack of personal space. Meanwhile, Cece worries that Abby is taking advantage of Schmidt, while Coach worries Cece is treating him like one of her girlfriends. Also, Winston struggles with physical fitness.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 1
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Geez, maybe two...
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How long’s that gonna take?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 5
and see if you can get them into the Bunnyhop Inn. Thanks.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 6
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 8
- All right. Here’s the situation. - Excuse me, Lorelai.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 10
We will rebuild and we’ll be back and better than ever.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 11
I’d be happy to put in a call.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 12
and cheese around five in the afternoon...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 13
Get off my side immediately.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 14
Listen, I know you’re crazed right now,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 15
And listen, I’m the night manager here
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 16
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 17
Please. If Dick van Dyke can do it, so can Luke.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 18
But the spirit of getting is alive and well and it wants its chimney swept.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 19
- as my International History project. - You’ve been very busy.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 20
Oh my God, it’s Brazil.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 21
Why don’t you go out and do something fun?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 22
and build us a bigger kitchen in five hours?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 23
Sephora Wednesday, complimentary makeover Thursday,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 24
to carry you around all day and feed you Bon-Bons,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 25
It would be beneath me and I’d be completely humiliated.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 26
Okay. Well, he’d like to set up an appointment to meet you for coffee.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 27
Just tell her I’ll meet her tomorrow.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 28
Are you available tomorrow or not?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 29
Leave me just a semblance of my structure, please.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 30
That’s right.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 31
- All right, you’re all set. - Thanks, Fran.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 32
Maybe you could make her the world’s biggest something else.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 33
I’m almost done, though I’ve hit a snag in 1974.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 34
watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, then we are ordering Indian food.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 35
So, it’s been a couple days since you made the big decision.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 36
I was bored.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 37
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 38
I have a nephew I would love to introduce to you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 39
Luke, could you sit for a second, please?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 40
- Join you? - What do you say?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 41
I’m not on the spot. Really, I’m completely off the spot.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 42
- School. - Oh, school, okay.
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- But why’d you apply? - I needed a fallback option.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 46
No, I didn’t fall. I had it pierced.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 47
blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 48
a burden you’ve not yet faced.
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A second crust?
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Geez, maybe two...
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 4
How long’s that gonna take?
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 5
and see if you can get them into the Bunnyhop Inn. Thanks.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 6 #6 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 7 #7 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 8
- All right. Here’s the situation. - Excuse me, Lorelai.
#8
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We will rebuild and we’ll be back and better than ever.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 11
I’d be happy to put in a call.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 12
and cheese around five in the afternoon...
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 13
Get off my side immediately.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 14
Listen, I know you’re crazed right now,
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 15
And listen, I’m the night manager here
#15
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Please. If Dick van Dyke can do it, so can Luke.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 18
But the spirit of getting is alive and well and it wants its chimney swept.
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 19
- as my International History project. - You’ve been very busy.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 20
Oh my God, it’s Brazil.
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 21
Why don’t you go out and do something fun?
#21
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and build us a bigger kitchen in five hours?
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 23
Sephora Wednesday, complimentary makeover Thursday,
#23
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to carry you around all day and feed you Bon-Bons,
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 25
It would be beneath me and I’d be completely humiliated.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 26
Okay. Well, he’d like to set up an appointment to meet you for coffee.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 27
Just tell her I’ll meet her tomorrow.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 28
Are you available tomorrow or not?
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 29
Leave me just a semblance of my structure, please.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 30
That’s right.
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 31
- All right, you’re all set. - Thanks, Fran.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 32
Maybe you could make her the world’s biggest something else.
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 33
I’m almost done, though I’ve hit a snag in 1974.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 34
watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, then we are ordering Indian food.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 35
So, it’s been a couple days since you made the big decision.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 36
I was bored.
#36
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I have a nephew I would love to introduce to you.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 39
Luke, could you sit for a second, please?
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 40
- Join you? - What do you say?
#40
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I’m not on the spot. Really, I’m completely off the spot.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 42
- School. - Oh, school, okay.
#42
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- But why’d you apply? - I needed a fallback option.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 46
No, I didn’t fall. I had it pierced.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 47
blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 48
a burden you’ve not yet faced.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 49
A second crust?
#49
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