S3 E17
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Season 3  "Sister II"  3x17

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 25, 2014

Jess panics when her sister, Abby decides to stay in Los Angeles and sets her eyes on one of the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston procrastinates about checking his test results for the LAPD entrance exam events.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 1
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Both your bodies are changing.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
Little Satchmo.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
Oh, is this everyone from the Edgar Allen Poe Society?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
and let me assure you there are no human body parts
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
If I had thought to, I still would not have.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
You said you were with the Poe Society.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12
Hello everybody. Hope you're having a good day today.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
The first time this young man sat down on that forklift,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
Give him another hand folks, and have a good one.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
Yeah, the forklift's going ‘where's the extension of me?'
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
Jess is there even if he's already done forty hours that week.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 17
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 18
"art sure no craven."
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I'm not taking drama.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 20
So I've heard. Oh, that's weird.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 21
Oh, I think she's ready to go to the ghetto on you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 22
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust,
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 23
Hey, how long is this thing?
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 24
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 25
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
It's going to be Harvard, we all know it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted...
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special treat for you.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 30
At least if I'd brought a flask, we could've played the nevermore drinking game.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
- Very Poe. - Very Poe.
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- Good job in there. - I thank you.
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No, I do believe it was 1832. It was an election year.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34
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Hey guys.
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and I wanted this magnet and you lent me the money and I got the magnet.
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And I gotta take her, so I'll see you guys.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
So, how was Jess' Employee of the Month thing?
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No, he's pretty much duding it with Rory on the weekends.
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Or he's working when he should be in school.
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- I shouldn't have brought it up. - Ah, that's okay.
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and I'm gonna kick his ass around the lobby for waking me up.
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- Ma'am, I'm Chief Baker. - Oh, I'm sorry I jumped on ya.
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- Eighty feet tall. - I'm looking forward to it.
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 48
Right. I have never entertained kids – how do I do that?
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we will check planes, trains, whatever you need.
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Both your bodies are changing.
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Little Satchmo.
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
Oh, is this everyone from the Edgar Allen Poe Society?
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
and let me assure you there are no human body parts
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
If I had thought to, I still would not have.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
You said you were with the Poe Society.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12
Hello everybody. Hope you're having a good day today.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
The first time this young man sat down on that forklift,
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
Give him another hand folks, and have a good one.
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
Yeah, the forklift's going ‘where's the extension of me?'
#15
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Jess is there even if he's already done forty hours that week.
#16
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"art sure no craven."
#18
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I'm not taking drama.
#19
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So I've heard. Oh, that's weird.
#20
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Oh, I think she's ready to go to the ghetto on you.
#21
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But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust,
#22
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Hey, how long is this thing?
#23
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It's going to be Harvard, we all know it.
#26
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that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted...
#27
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special treat for you.
#29
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At least if I'd brought a flask, we could've played the nevermore drinking game.
#30
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- Very Poe. - Very Poe.
#31
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- Good job in there. - I thank you.
#32
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No, I do believe it was 1832. It was an election year.
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Hey guys.
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and I wanted this magnet and you lent me the money and I got the magnet.
#36
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And I gotta take her, so I'll see you guys.
#37
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So, how was Jess' Employee of the Month thing?
#38
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No, he's pretty much duding it with Rory on the weekends.
#39
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Or he's working when he should be in school.
#40
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- I shouldn't have brought it up. - Ah, that's okay.
#41
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and I'm gonna kick his ass around the lobby for waking me up.
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- Ma'am, I'm Chief Baker. - Oh, I'm sorry I jumped on ya.
#46
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- Eighty feet tall. - I'm looking forward to it.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 48
Right. I have never entertained kids – how do I do that?
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
we will check planes, trains, whatever you need.
#49
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