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Season 3  "Birthday"  3x13

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 21, 2014

Nick struggles to throw Jess the perfect birthday party, while Schmidt works overtime to help out Cece in her new job as bartender and Winston and Coach engage in a bake-off.

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Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
have their perspectives broaden and actually enjoy the experience."
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Tom, I brought over the nails you asked for.
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"Hidden Romantic Gems of the Restaurant World." Well, well, well.
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She’s not a lawyer. I mean, yes, she’s a lawyer,
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- Your memory’s that good? - You’re screwing with me.
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Six burgers, three cheese -- two cheddar, one Swiss.
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Four hot dogs. Two egg salads on white. One chicken salad on wheat.
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Six burgers, three with cheese – two cheddar, one Swiss.
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and the Tibet with the Richard Gere pictures everywhere.
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Here’s an idea – it’s a retirement party, yes?
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Well, fine then. What is the new theme?
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a wave to the mommy as they wheel her off, dinner at Sushi Sushi,
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I wonder if Laura Mercier makes Demerol.
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You should go.
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that ever happens in your whole career.
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Just drop the Beanies by the door.
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"Selected Hotels of Europe,"
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This hotel is five hundred dollars a night.
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- Shh, she’ll hear you. - So, she likes me.
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- Looks like no Emily. - Where’s Sofia?
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- Scotch, vodka, or gin? - Hear, hear.
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Oh God, I hope they go over Christmas.
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Then you’re supposed to join your dad’s firm where you’ll get a corner office
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Well, the word "whoopee" comes to mind.
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that wasn’t built for Napoleon the third’s doctor
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to talk me through the Korean War and she said she was busy.
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- Is he sexy? - Does he have a good car?
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And, please take note of the fact that the idea
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that was good for the group and didn’t have me looking
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I’m back, sorry. Where was I?
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It’s a big screw-up.
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You are a great kid. She’s at Boston Memorial.
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Please make sure the light is very soft.
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for the amount of concern she has about all of this. I’ll be right back.
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He needs you now, not in a sec.
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The only thing I can think of is the dressmaker
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You’re gonna fit into the next dress no matter what.
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before I have to drive to Hartford to spend the evening

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Tom, I brought over the nails you asked for.
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"Hidden Romantic Gems of the Restaurant World." Well, well, well.
#8 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
She’s not a lawyer. I mean, yes, she’s a lawyer,
#9 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10 #10 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
- Your memory’s that good? - You’re screwing with me.
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Six burgers, three cheese -- two cheddar, one Swiss.
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Four hot dogs. Two egg salads on white. One chicken salad on wheat.
#13 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14 #14 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
Six burgers, three with cheese – two cheddar, one Swiss.
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and the Tibet with the Richard Gere pictures everywhere.
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Here’s an idea – it’s a retirement party, yes?
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Well, fine then. What is the new theme?
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a wave to the mommy as they wheel her off, dinner at Sushi Sushi,
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I wonder if Laura Mercier makes Demerol.
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You should go.
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that ever happens in your whole career.
#25 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
Just drop the Beanies by the door.
#26 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
"Selected Hotels of Europe,"
#27 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
This hotel is five hundred dollars a night.
#28 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
- Shh, she’ll hear you. - So, she likes me.
#29 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
- Looks like no Emily. - Where’s Sofia?
#30 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
- Scotch, vodka, or gin? - Hear, hear.
#31 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Oh God, I hope they go over Christmas.
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Then you’re supposed to join your dad’s firm where you’ll get a corner office
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Well, the word "whoopee" comes to mind.
#35 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
that wasn’t built for Napoleon the third’s doctor
#36 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
to talk me through the Korean War and she said she was busy.
#37 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
- Is he sexy? - Does he have a good car?
#38 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
And, please take note of the fact that the idea
#39 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
that was good for the group and didn’t have me looking
#40 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
I’m back, sorry. Where was I?
#41 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
It’s a big screw-up.
#42 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
You are a great kid. She’s at Boston Memorial.
#43 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
Please make sure the light is very soft.
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for the amount of concern she has about all of this. I’ll be right back.
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He needs you now, not in a sec.
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The only thing I can think of is the dressmaker
#48 Recap of New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
You’re gonna fit into the next dress no matter what.
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before I have to drive to Hartford to spend the evening
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