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Season 9  "Danger Island: Different Modes of Preparing Fruit"  9x3

Aired 5 years ago - May 09, 2018

Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 1
Yeah, that's a real Catch-22.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Oh, well, isn't that a change?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
maybe it was a little ahead of its time, but...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
El sabor sensación que está barriendo la nación!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
Because it's broken-down old horse meat!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
All right, Miss Priss...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
a descent into profound and lasting shame!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
- That's your number one concern? - I haven't ranked them!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
were talking about some kind of idol.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
- You don't know that! - Yes, I do!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
- Oooh... - But since they had us fly 'em around
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
- Excuse me? - "Sharpen your pencil?"
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Hmm. I wonder how much Japan would pay...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
I would do literally anything to be rid of them.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
Perhaps we could pay... five hundred thousand?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Payable only once we have secured the idol.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
Germany helps my people overthrow the French.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
Now then, I believe there was some mention of a pencil?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
and see what we can find out about this gold non-monkey.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
- treasure chest, skull-and-bones... - Don't be shitty! And also,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
It is interesting, I notice zat, even in the throes of passion,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Right, because that worked out so well for Hawaii.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
- Oh. Well, umm... - Oh, don't worry about them.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
Tu'ua i matou.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
- Really? - Trust me. Anyway, the Führer is,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
We need to keep Fuchs away from his bungalow for a few hours,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
What are you goofs doing here,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
- See?! - Chinchilladas! I'd forgotten all about that!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
- Like, we-we, or... - Yeah!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
A, nothing, and B, also nothing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
Fourteen goddamn dollars?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
I was a stranger and you banged me for free.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
I was saving that for a whole big girlie treat day for myself.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
the biggest steak in the house, rare und bloody.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
- You said my board's included! - Just the continental breakfast, dear.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
So, breadfruit... What's that about?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
Because I should probably maybe eat something.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
Don't worry liebchen... I have eine große Karotte for you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
I want you to fly in there, and then meet us at the front door.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
- I swear to God... - And you know they live to be like, eighty.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
- Open the goddamn door! - How?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
What, what if we...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
Doot dooooot!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
- Grrrr... - Ja, we will enjoy zis very much.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
- What the...? - What is it?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
- What the...? - Right? And check this out...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
Und Gott verdammt deisen Büstenhalter!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
Okay, come on, let's go!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
- Man, where to start, right? Rrrk! - Said the feather duster.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Oh, well, isn't that a change?!
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
maybe it was a little ahead of its time, but...
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
El sabor sensación que está barriendo la nación!
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
Because it's broken-down old horse meat!
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
All right, Miss Priss...
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
a descent into profound and lasting shame!
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
- That's your number one concern? - I haven't ranked them!
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
were talking about some kind of idol.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
- You don't know that! - Yes, I do!
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
- Oooh... - But since they had us fly 'em around
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
- Excuse me? - "Sharpen your pencil?"
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Hmm. I wonder how much Japan would pay...
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
I would do literally anything to be rid of them.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
Perhaps we could pay... five hundred thousand?
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Payable only once we have secured the idol.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
Germany helps my people overthrow the French.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
Now then, I believe there was some mention of a pencil?
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
and see what we can find out about this gold non-monkey.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
- treasure chest, skull-and-bones... - Don't be shitty! And also,
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
It is interesting, I notice zat, even in the throes of passion,
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Right, because that worked out so well for Hawaii.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
- Oh. Well, umm... - Oh, don't worry about them.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
Tu'ua i matou.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
- Really? - Trust me. Anyway, the Führer is,
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
We need to keep Fuchs away from his bungalow for a few hours,
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
What are you goofs doing here,
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
- See?! - Chinchilladas! I'd forgotten all about that!
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
- Like, we-we, or... - Yeah!
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
A, nothing, and B, also nothing.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
Fourteen goddamn dollars?!
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
I was a stranger and you banged me for free.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
I was saving that for a whole big girlie treat day for myself.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
the biggest steak in the house, rare und bloody.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
- You said my board's included! - Just the continental breakfast, dear.
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
So, breadfruit... What's that about?
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
Because I should probably maybe eat something.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
Don't worry liebchen... I have eine große Karotte for you.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
I want you to fly in there, and then meet us at the front door.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
- I swear to God... - And you know they live to be like, eighty.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
- Open the goddamn door! - How?
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
What, what if we...
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
Doot dooooot!
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
- Grrrr... - Ja, we will enjoy zis very much.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
- What the...? - What is it?
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
- What the...? - Right? And check this out...
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
Und Gott verdammt deisen Büstenhalter!
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
Okay, come on, let's go!
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
- Man, where to start, right? Rrrk! - Said the feather duster.
#50