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Season 4  "The Honeymooners"  4x9

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 14, 2013

Archer and Lana pose as newlyweds to stop a sale of enriched uranium.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
Second, I trust Lana completely, especially with regard to Archer.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
I'm like a calculator. Add it up. Add it up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
But we have to go now. The vet comes back from lunch in 20 minutes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
Wait. What? Yeah.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
Yeah, whatever. But on the way we're-- Not swinging by the zoo.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
Well, I was gonna say Tokarevs and Shpagin-41 submachine guns...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
...during the coming nuclear winter. Ugh.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
You said my card was used at the Tuntmore Towers Hotel?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
I am literally going to kill him.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
Oh, he is going to pay for this. Literally.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Oh, God. Were you raised in a barn?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
Look, just give me 10, 20 minutes and--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Do you even know if that thing works?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20
What? No. Actually, Archer's alone.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
Only if they're who screwed me out of my bonus.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
Okay. So it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up but...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
Ugh. The phone. Give me.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
Sucks, right? I mean, that's not even remotely fair.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
I'm coming! Phrasing, boom!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
The ultimate's doing it on top of a tranqed-up tiger.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
Your fault to begin with.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
Total, it's more like, holy shit, 19.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
And it is final.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
Wait, ha, ha. What? Uh, yeah. Hang on, you're breaking up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Yeah, which is why it's surprising that you're so shitty at it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
You're allergic to penicillin. Oh, right. And...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35
Look, you two stay if you want. I'm leaving.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
She's in command.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
We deal with you soon enough.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
Could you go ahead and shoot one or both of us now?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
It's not democratic, not a republic, and definitely not glorious.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
Wow! Okay, so since we're being racist--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
It's rosemary-mint.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
Nailed it. Boom!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
Whoo. Wow. Thank God you've been arrested so many times.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
- Unh. - Uh, couple things.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
Because I left my jetpack in my other pants.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Lana! I'm coming, Cyril.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
Cyril? Smoke fight! Whoo!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 3
Second, I trust Lana completely, especially with regard to Archer.
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 4
I'm like a calculator. Add it up. Add it up.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 5
But we have to go now. The vet comes back from lunch in 20 minutes.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 6
Wait. What? Yeah.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 7
Yeah, whatever. But on the way we're-- Not swinging by the zoo.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 8
Well, I was gonna say Tokarevs and Shpagin-41 submachine guns...
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 9 #9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 10
...during the coming nuclear winter. Ugh.
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 11
You said my card was used at the Tuntmore Towers Hotel?
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 12
I am literally going to kill him.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 13
Oh, he is going to pay for this. Literally.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 15
Oh, God. Were you raised in a barn?
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 16
Look, just give me 10, 20 minutes and--
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 17
Do you even know if that thing works?
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 18 #18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 19 #19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 20
What? No. Actually, Archer's alone.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 21
Only if they're who screwed me out of my bonus.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 22
Okay. So it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up but...
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 23
Ugh. The phone. Give me.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 24
Sucks, right? I mean, that's not even remotely fair.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 25
I'm coming! Phrasing, boom!
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 26 #26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 27
The ultimate's doing it on top of a tranqed-up tiger.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 28
Your fault to begin with.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 29
Total, it's more like, holy shit, 19.
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 30
And it is final.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 31
Wait, ha, ha. What? Uh, yeah. Hang on, you're breaking up.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 32 #32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 33
Yeah, which is why it's surprising that you're so shitty at it.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 34
You're allergic to penicillin. Oh, right. And...
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 35
Look, you two stay if you want. I'm leaving.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 37 #37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 38
She's in command.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 39
We deal with you soon enough.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 40
Could you go ahead and shoot one or both of us now?
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 41
It's not democratic, not a republic, and definitely not glorious.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 42
Wow! Okay, so since we're being racist--
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 43
It's rosemary-mint.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 44
Nailed it. Boom!
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 45
Whoo. Wow. Thank God you've been arrested so many times.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 46
Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 47
- Unh. - Uh, couple things.
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 48
Because I left my jetpack in my other pants.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 49
Lana! I'm coming, Cyril.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 9 (S04E09) - 50
Cyril? Smoke fight! Whoo!
#50