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Archer (2009)

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Season 1  "Job Offer"  1x9

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 11, 2010

When Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
So I don't play by the rules, Mother, but I get results!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
- O-N. Nothing. - Well, just keep at it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Using a mirror to reflect the laser beam back into the laser?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
What's to appreciate?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
Uh... Wait, what just happened here?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
I'm gonna pain you dearly, Woodhouse!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Yes, it's Sterling Archer... Oh. Yes, I'll hold!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
- Love her, yeah. When does she start? - Right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
- I'm sorry, how's the leg? - Hurts when it rains.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
- He hasn't called, has he? - No. How you holding up, Mama Bird?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
You bust in, shoot two good double agents...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
and 16 titanium screws couldn't fix. - Come on, don't be shitty.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
No, you silly man. About the job.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Because this is a huge opportunity for me...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
Um, okay.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
and forgot to give my new address to his stupid boarding school.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
- My God. On Christmas? - Well, Christmas Eve, technically.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
- Yeah, I think I do. - It's resistant to stains.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
ODIN isn't some co-ed freshman dorm where everyone runs around screwing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
Yeah, and the, uh, famille thing actually makes this borderline creepy.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
so I took time out of my busy mincing schedule...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
- He said do not come in. - Yeah, Barry.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
- Have you lost your mind? - Every time I see you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
- Man, she loved that dog... - "Who is to be considered...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
and I don't know if you knew this, but Framboise and I were...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
- She was obviously into him. Mother... - Ass.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
- Can you do that? - Oh, my God.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
dozing off in first class, then seeing you on my flight when I get up to pee!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
- In, like, Bangkok. - Ahem.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
- So wait, where are we on that shower? - Head on back up to your office.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
- That would be you. - What?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
- Easy, tough guy. - I don't remember any of that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
- Well, don't just sit there. Undo this. - Ooh.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Go staple my heart back together!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Wait, wait, wait, Lana.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
Oh, my God. I liked her better mean.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
- So Archer's still here? - Yeah, he's in that corner office.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
and maybe, if you stand on those tiptoes, your huge apartment.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
- Knock yourself out. - These servants, if I did see them...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Barry, does this make up for Framboise?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
- No. - I'm pretty sure I'm financially...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
We've got about two minutes before some ODIN dick sees this and seals the exits.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Too dead inside to read good news?

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
- O-N. Nothing. - Well, just keep at it.
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Using a mirror to reflect the laser beam back into the laser?
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
What's to appreciate?
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
Uh... Wait, what just happened here?
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6 #6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7 #7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
I'm gonna pain you dearly, Woodhouse!
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Yes, it's Sterling Archer... Oh. Yes, I'll hold!
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
- Love her, yeah. When does she start? - Right?
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
- I'm sorry, how's the leg? - Hurts when it rains.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12 #12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
- He hasn't called, has he? - No. How you holding up, Mama Bird?
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
You bust in, shoot two good double agents...
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
and 16 titanium screws couldn't fix. - Come on, don't be shitty.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
No, you silly man. About the job.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Because this is a huge opportunity for me...
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
Um, okay.
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19 #19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
and forgot to give my new address to his stupid boarding school.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
- My God. On Christmas? - Well, Christmas Eve, technically.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
- Yeah, I think I do. - It's resistant to stains.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
ODIN isn't some co-ed freshman dorm where everyone runs around screwing.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
Yeah, and the, uh, famille thing actually makes this borderline creepy.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
so I took time out of my busy mincing schedule...
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26 #26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
- He said do not come in. - Yeah, Barry.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
- Have you lost your mind? - Every time I see you.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
- Man, she loved that dog... - "Who is to be considered...
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
and I don't know if you knew this, but Framboise and I were...
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
- She was obviously into him. Mother... - Ass.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
- Can you do that? - Oh, my God.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
dozing off in first class, then seeing you on my flight when I get up to pee!
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
- In, like, Bangkok. - Ahem.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
- So wait, where are we on that shower? - Head on back up to your office.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
- That would be you. - What?
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
- Easy, tough guy. - I don't remember any of that.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
- Well, don't just sit there. Undo this. - Ooh.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Go staple my heart back together!
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Wait, wait, wait, Lana.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
Oh, my God. I liked her better mean.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43 #43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
- So Archer's still here? - Yeah, he's in that corner office.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
and maybe, if you stand on those tiptoes, your huge apartment.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
- Knock yourself out. - These servants, if I did see them...
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Barry, does this make up for Framboise?
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
- No. - I'm pretty sure I'm financially...
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
We've got about two minutes before some ODIN dick sees this and seals the exits.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
Too dead inside to read good news?
#50