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Season 5  "Blood Drive"  5x16

Aired 16 years ago - Mar 05, 2009

A mystery woman at the office blood drive catches Michael's eye. Dwight and Kevin both find women at the "Lonely Hearts Party," while Jim and Pam are forced to leave because of PDAs—so they have lunch with Phyllis and Bob.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 1
because I was hoping to ask you to...
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
so I thought Hayworth's, but...
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
That's some stone-cold narcissism right there.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
like they're making fun of me.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
Do my hands feel sweaty to you?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
So, not to be scary,
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
This is a novelization of the movie
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
'Cause America was discovered.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
So it's like--I don't mean that I didn't like my foster home.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
You didn't know that?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
Okay. You know what?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
- Did you have a- - did you like your lunch?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
Same thing happens with my cows
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Okay? - Really? Fine.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
It's disgusting!
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
Erin?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
Do you know what I mean? Jim does a really good one.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
"Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies."
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
in the form of that 115-pound moonbeam over there
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
and that you were sleeping with her.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
- No. No, never. - Did everyone know?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
I mean, beautiful."
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
Um, you're suspended too, Jim.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
that's, like, mr. And Mrs. smith crap.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
Big deal, right?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
It was Andy, wasn't it?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
but he can't dock your pay.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
It's not about showing you're in charge
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
I really think the only way for me to learn my lesson
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
I kneel before you.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
How long were you guys together?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
I think I have to be on my own for a little bit.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
It's tacky to discuss finances.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
Was that an impression?

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 2
so I thought Hayworth's, but...
#2 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 3
That's some stone-cold narcissism right there.
#3 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 4
like they're making fun of me.
#4 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 5
Do my hands feel sweaty to you?
#5 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 6 #6 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 7
So, not to be scary,
#7 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 8
This is a novelization of the movie
#8 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 9
'Cause America was discovered.
#9 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 10
So it's like--I don't mean that I didn't like my foster home.
#10 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 11 #11 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 12 #12 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 13
You didn't know that?
#13 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 14 #14 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 15 #15 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 16
Okay. You know what?
#16 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 17
- Did you have a- - did you like your lunch?
#17 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 18
Same thing happens with my cows
#18 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 19
Okay? - Really? Fine.
#19 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 20
It's disgusting!
#20 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 21 #21 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 22
Erin?
#22 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 23
Do you know what I mean? Jim does a really good one.
#23 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 24
"Sorry, Gabe, but that show hasn't been on in many cookies."
#24 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 25 #25 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 26
in the form of that 115-pound moonbeam over there
#26 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 27 #27 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 28
and that you were sleeping with her.
#28 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 29
- No. No, never. - Did everyone know?
#29 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 30 #30 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 31
I mean, beautiful."
#31 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 32
Um, you're suspended too, Jim.
#32 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 33 #33 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 34
that's, like, mr. And Mrs. smith crap.
#34 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 35
Big deal, right?
#35 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 36 #36 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 37
It's the kind of thing you wish you could have annulled.
#37 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 38 #38 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 39
It was Andy, wasn't it?
#39 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 40 #40 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 41 #41 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 42
but he can't dock your pay.
#42 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 43
It's not about showing you're in charge
#43 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 44
I really think the only way for me to learn my lesson
#44 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 45
I kneel before you.
#45 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 46 #46 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 47
How long were you guys together?
#47 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 48
I think I have to be on my own for a little bit.
#48 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 49
It's tacky to discuss finances.
#49 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 16 (S05E16) - 50
Was that an impression?
#50