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Season 3

Aired 13 years ago - May 17, 2007

A job opening at Dunder Mifflin's corporate offices has Michael, Jim, and Karen in New York City competing against one another, leaving Dwight in charge of the Scranton branch.

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Toby, we...
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Thanks, Toby.
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and the indefinable quality that makes you all glad to follow me.
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You want me to write down people's indefinable qualities?
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(SINGING) And the night got deathly quiet
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"You never count your money
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Excuse me? Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.
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Hey, Pam. Did you get that down? Like what?
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Everybody, put on sunscreen.
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America's eighth-largest indigenous body of water.
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that I will pick randomly off the top of my head without thinking.
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and he will finish the same project in half an hour.
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Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.
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I am also considering Stanley because of all the good
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It is time for the great spoon and egg race. This one is with a little twist.
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Phyllis is out. Yes! Follow my voice. Follow my voice.
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Because I see these contests
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I'm trying to bring team spirit! It's about listening to your team.
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Does it have to do with these shopping bags filled with hot dogs?
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Okay, who's hungry?
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The team that eats the most hot dogs in 10 minutes will be declared the winner!
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Is there any mustard? No mustard! No mustard! Just eat it!
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Okay? I'm interviewing for a job at corporate.
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Word.
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I have never seen that look in a man's eyes, ever.
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I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.
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Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, right.
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Help. Help! Angela! Angela, hey.
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I did not know that it would be impossible.
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Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs-up.
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How would that work, in well?
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Meanwhile, the rest of us will have a super-fun time
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Okay? This is about guts.
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All right, okay. All right. Fine.
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Three, two, one! ALL: Three, two, one!
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That's enough! Give me the job!
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Worst $75 I ever spent.
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sudden death, Tribal Council round
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The person to replace me has to have a great sense of humor.
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Hey. I know what you're looking for, but I gotta be honest,
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Okay, Dwight, your turn. Wow us.
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And the talent representative says, "What do you call yourselves?"
Aired 13 years ago - May 10, 2007

Michael is being considered for a position in corporate, but also plans a day of "Survivor" like competitions while the office workers visit Lake Scranton. Pam is not asked to join in on any of the competitions and is forced to sit and watch Jim and Karen have fun.

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Have you ever been to the circus?
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Oh, Phyllis got flashed. It's...
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As that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.
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And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop.
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Okay. I'll give you $200. And if I get up before you, I'll leave it on the dresser.
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This is a petition for the business park
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If Pam wants to show more cleavage, she should be able to.
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Wait a second. How are you qualified for that?
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for all the men who thought this was a laughing matter.
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is the most wonderful sight for a woman.
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Well, look around. Are women like that?
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F.Y.I. Because I am so angry over all of this.
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No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane.
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I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle.
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But I have a bunch of stuff I need to return in my car,
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Hey, we should have a calendar printed up.
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No. Thank you, though.
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I really appreciate your letting me work
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Don't think she's gonna make it!
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She might mention an e-mail that I wrote a while back.
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Okay.
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Okay. New topic.
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Sometimes the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy.
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That is not healthy behavior.
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"Perfect skin. Nice butt."
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You shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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because you did something so nice for me earlier.
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But for me,
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I pay for that privilege.
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Some panties, or...
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Answer it. Don't answer it.
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There we go! Good. Yes. We have the...
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All by myself.
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Yep. If you don't mind, I think I'll hang up some of these posters
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You know what? I need my girls with me.
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I'm just calling to say that I think we need a little break.
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I'm sorry.
Aired 13 years ago - May 03, 2007

When Phyllis gets an unexpected eyeful from a flasher. Michael decides to take the women of the office on a special outing. Meanwhile, Dwight and Andy work to track down the flasher.

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...it actually took up more time. You know what?
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Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check
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Don't worry. Kelly will be training you first.
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Jim. Big fire in your house. Your client, Dunmore High School,
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Andy, you go.
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Yes! You are entering the no-spin zone!
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Wait for them to find out, and the story controls you.
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"Scranton Area Paper Company"
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Yes. Hello. Creed Bratton, quality assurance, Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
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Debbie Brown. And which day was that?
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is because you're not good at interacting with people. But guess what?
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All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say,
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(MIMICS BRITISH ACCENT) I like ice cream. I need a boyfriend.
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So how's what's her name?
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Today was supposed to be really cold I bet.
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(SCATTING)
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So, Tuna, when we get in there, let's do a really good job, okay?
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No, she's a part-time frozen yogurt chef.
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The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow.
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from the Washington Post. Scranton Times.
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in the pressroom shortly.
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Are you a student here?
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Oh, my God.
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Okay, first, I just want to say that you are doing so good.
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saying she has an emergency dentist appointment.
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And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us,
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I would like to present you with this novelty check
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Well, it isn't ended. I'm very angry. I could have lost business.
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because it's a felony.
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You don't teach it well enough.
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Where are you from?
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And the company has already apologized, so you can take that apology or not.
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The watermark, it's a one-time thing.
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Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat.
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Okay. Well, wasn't really my fault.
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I'm calling the Better Business Bureau!
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Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos.
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Hello, I am Michael Scott, regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
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It will take a SWAT team to remove me from this office and maybe not even then.
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If you wanted to be... And now we're wasting tape.
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Yeah? Well, at least I didn't suck at customer relations.
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KEVIN: Still said it. Still said it, so...
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It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with,
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They're trying to make me an escape goat.
Aired 13 years ago - Apr 26, 2007

It's crisis time at Dunder-Mifflin paper after a large quantity of paper is accidentally shipped out with an obscene watermark. Michael attempts to explain the situation to the media while Jim and Andy try to calm down the high school principal who has sent out prom invites on the affected stationary.

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Her? Yes, "Her" is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not.
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The baler can flatten a car engine.
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Five bucks says it's over fifty.
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These are very dangerous machines
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Don't disrespect a baler, Mike.
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Let me rephrase that.
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For your circulation, you're going to
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Wow? That is... That time really adds up.
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You always want to keep a sweater or cardigan
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Let's see.
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Actually, you did.
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Ryan!
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We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness.
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What? So, Nerf isn't cool anymore?
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You're a professional accountant.
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Damn it! Forty-seven, 48,
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I don't understand the question.
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It's really hard to demonstrate depression.
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and they just made us look like dopes.
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No time to sew a quilt.
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Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while,
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And now I have got their attention.
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Nice side note, they might think,
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number three becomes number two, etcetera, etcetera.
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so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to.
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because she said "awesome" 1 2 times.
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Go buy some watermelons.
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Hey.
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I'm getting cleaned out.
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see if he handles hate crimes.
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It means nothing. I need you to do something for me.
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Want to do another test?
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Yes! Yeah!
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Michael is up on the roof and acting strange.
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to the parking lot and watch him die.
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Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
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Yes.
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You said to just...
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If someone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it.
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Oh, my life.
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but I really think they hit their stride in the second show.
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Oh, my God, there is a castle.
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You can't do that 'cause you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.
Aired 13 years ago - Apr 12, 2007

Andy returns to the office after several weeks of anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with all the Dunder Mifflin employees. Meanwhile, it's safety training day in the office, and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the true dangers of the workplace. Staff amuse themselves with a series of office-related bets.

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 05, 2007

Michael and Darryl head to Dunder Mifflen headquarters to lobby for a pay increase. Meanwhile, Jim must deal with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 22, 2007

Michael and Jan reveal their hushed romance while attending the Dunder Mifflin CFO party. During the party, Jim finally meets Karen's ex. Meanwhile, the rest of the office staff booze it up during happy hour.

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 15, 2007

Michael accepts an invitation from Ryan to be a guest speaker at his business school. Meanwhile Dwight battles wits with a bat that gets loose in the office while Pam is entered in her first art show.

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 08, 2007

While the office gets ready for Phyllis big day, an important task appointed to Michael goes embarrassingly wrong. Meanwhile Pam wonders what could have been with her called off wedding and Dwight searches for wedding crashers.

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 18, 2007

Oscar returns from his vacation and ponders his future with the company, while Andy takes advantage of the current state of the office to make a move towards becoming Michael's number two.

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 11, 2007

It's time for Michael to revisit his roots with the company as he hits the road for sales call duty. Meanwhile, Dwight attempts to cover up a crucial deadline missed by Angela while Karen is in for some surprising news.

Aired 13 years ago - Dec 14, 2006

In a special one hour Christmas episode, Michael sends out an inappropriate photo Christmas Card which lands him in hot water with his girlfriend Carol (guest star Nancy Walls). Andy (guest star Ed Helms) takes Michael out drinking, with Dwight (Rainn Wilson) and Jim (John Krasinski). Tensions on the party planning committee between Angela (Angela Kinsey), Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Karen (Rashida Jones) results in two rival parties being thrown. MORE -LESS

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 30, 2006

Michael tries to be supportive when he finds out one of his new employees -- presumably someone from the Stamford branch -- has a prison record.

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He was the last one... Stop it, stop it right...
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He was probably at a sporting event and saw some people pushing each other
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People will draw unfair conclusions about Martin andlor black people.
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As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit,
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Jim Halpert. I am so horny.
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She is dating Ryan, I think.
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Yeah, trust me. That would be fun for no one.
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Absolutely, you should.
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or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals.
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All righty, let's get started. What is she into?
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Are you kidding? She...
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Got it.
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I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,
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Who? Justin Timberlake?
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Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants.
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Surprised? Well, shame on you.
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I was working in finance and I got involved in some insider trading.
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I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because
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You got outdoors time?
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but, you know, I really only slept there, you know?
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A lot of the guys also that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on
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This place is not prison. This place... It's way better than prison.
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Listen, you're cute. There is no getting around it.
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(SPEAKING PIG LATIN) Ut-way ooh-day ooh-yay ink-thay, am-Pay?
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And I heard you loud and clear.
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I'm going back inside. Yeah, it is freaking cold out here.
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Actually, our TV was bigger than that one.
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Yeah? What? Quick question. Do you play the guitar?
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Maybe I'll get my banjo out of my car. Perfect.
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Oh, you know what? It was gonna be Pam... Perfect.
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corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you,
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Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet.
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Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch?
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In prison you are somebody's bitch.
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So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both.
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What did you do, Prison Mike?
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Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
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what's the very, very worst thing about prison?
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Nobody is nobody's bitch.
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That must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
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I am going to leave them in there
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Aired 13 years ago - Nov 16, 2006

Old friends Jim and Pam are back together after months apart as the Scranton branch and Stamford branch are finally merged. Michael, Dwight and the other employees are faced with a variety of changes.

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because I have a gigantic performance ahead of me,
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I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die.
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You know, a lot of these people, this is the only family they have.
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Let me show you to your area, sir.
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Wait, are you a robot or a Martian?
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and never breaking off a handshake.
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We have a bag of nifty gifties for you.
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Good to see you, man! Wow, okay!
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Where do I stand with Pam?
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Do I have a smudge on my forehead? No, you look good.
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I know everything about film. I've seen over 240 of them.
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It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different, okay?
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Yes. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, they had a baby and they named it Suri,
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For... Drum roll, please.
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The beef is poisoned? No, it's not beef! Just...
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so I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers.
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(MICHAEL READING)
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The Scranton Witch Project.
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but I completely forgot that there is an A-plus-plus.
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You feel good? All right.
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You have such a pretty smile, by the way.
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You wanna grab a coffee or something after work?
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Oh, what's that smell? What smell?
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Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in metropolitan Orlando.
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That is why I created the integration celebration.
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Here we go, here we go!
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Really funny, Michael! All right, all right, all right, I'm on a roll.
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Oh, well...
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I'm under this. I'm under this hock here.
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and it's just not a good fit.
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It's just your management style.
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Dwight may have won the battle,
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they let the air out of our tires! What?
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I don't think we can do that.
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Don't, okay. What is with this guy?
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Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he'd fill all our tires up.
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Michael, I would just like to say that you have handled
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Aired 13 years ago - Nov 09, 2006

Jan delivers the bad news to Michael that the Scranton Branch is closing. This leads Michael on a quest to keep up the staff's spirits. Meanwhile, everyone imagines what their lives will be like in the wake of the closure.

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 02, 2006

It's Diwali, The Hindu Festival of Lights, Michael encourages the entire Scranton branch to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of Diwali. Meanwhile Ryan faces Kelly's family at the event.

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 19, 2006

It's initiation time for the full timer Ryan as Dwight takes him out on his first sales call with a side trip to the Schrute family beet farm. Michael is ordered by corporate to log his work activity; and Jim tries to adapt to life at the Stamford branch.

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So where is the sales office?
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Hey.
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Hey, Coselli. The Cos, Cosby. Hey, hey, hey!
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I hold in my hand a beet seed. Take it.
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Can you stand up and talk to me over there?
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Once a year, they bring in a little cart, and they give away free pretzels.
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So, I'm just gonna have my soft pretzel,
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Oh, hey, I forgot something in my car. I'll be right back.
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But, on pretzel day... Well, I like pretzel day.
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I'll make you kneel in cow manure and I'll abandon you in a beet field.
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You have passed the second challenge. Welcome to Schrute farm!
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Go on and fool me
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Fool me, fool me Go on and fool me
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Oh, Pam, just the woman I'd like to see. You read my mind...
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You know, I just think that it's really important that you be productive today.
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It is time for your next test. You have planted the beet seed.
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You have to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things.
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And we have 18 different toppings.
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All right! Thank you.
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Mose is my cousin and he lives here.
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What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide?
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I'm sure Dwight will protect him.
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Wrong. He's not afraid of anything.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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Bye, Ryan.
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Look, he sent over a basket with eggs and some fat-back bacon,
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Jim and I didn't get along and I didn't want it to be that way again.
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Hey!
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Establish time frames. Keep the phrase "real dollars" in their heads.
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I'm gonna put everything in terms of real dollars.
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Second, I... Second?
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I am going to re-organize and restructure
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DWIGHT: They did not. But they didn't have to say it to your face.
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What are you doing? Oh, no, no, no!
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh, hi, Jim.
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I think about that all the time.
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Oh, Coselli, with the Jell-O.
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JIM: Hey.
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Jan's making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day.
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How far away did you think we were?
Aired 14 years ago - Oct 12, 2006

After learning that his old boss, the former regional manager, has died, Michael attempts to guide the Dunder Mifflin staff through their grief as he searches for the right way to honor a company man.

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Karen, did you generate that price list?
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Must really have you thinking.
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That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart.
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Alone, out of the blue.
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and that's when his head was separated
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If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.
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and what moves I could have used to defend myself better,
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You really don't get it, do you? You don't understand these people.
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No, that's not...
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a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.
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Look, I gave him a 6- foot extension cord so he can't chase us.
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I am not a quitter. I will do this all day if you want.
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And then we checked the fax machine. Yeah, nothing there.
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Well, you know what? I didn't want to hear about it either, Stanley,
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a member of our family and you don't want to talk about it.
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the fact that they're sad, and that's hard, and it's making them all angry.
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That is encouraged. Let me just start. Let me show you how this works.
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somebody else is hitting my soul
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because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone.
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Just thought you might want a break from the grief counseling session.
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Well, you still aren't driving so fast, are you?
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Yeah.
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Okay, we can start.
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When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later,
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Okay, why don't you throw the ball to somebody else?
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She was this amazing female boxer.
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and my cousin, Mufasa, was...
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Do you want to talk about it any more?
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and then my Uncle Bernie died.
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All right. We're starting over.
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I know this is hard for you, but death's just a part of life.
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Was its heart beating? Toby, did you check it?
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Poor little fella. Oh, shoot!
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You want me to flush him?
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Well, I'm sorry to inconvenience you, Meredith,
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The least you can do is be there for him now.
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My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum.
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I called the manufacturer, who referred me to the distributor,
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You made this? Wow.
Aired 14 years ago - Oct 05, 2006

Michael is in trouble once again as Jan busts him for declaring it's "Movie Monday" where everyone watches a movie and neglects work. Angela pushes Dwight to make a move on Michael's job while Pam and Jim find creative ways to waste time.

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Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind.
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Fine! Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired.
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At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II videogame called Call of Duty.
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Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note
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So, I felt like I wanted some new clothes.
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I love it!
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Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
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(GRUNTING)
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This is Dwight Schrute.
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No, but we should discuss that another time.
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How do you know I like that store?
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I have to have an emergency crown put in.
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If you let me run it.
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Dwight, you must feel strongly to speak with me this way,
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And I could care less about my co-workers.
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I had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees.
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She's my ex-Iover-ish.
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Hey. Hi.
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Again?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know what we're talking about.
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Andy, it's not...
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Crentist.
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Let me see your teeth.
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You should floss them.
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Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger.
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You know what the craziest part of this is? She demoted me to your job.
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That... Wow!
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Yup, I did. I did.
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Thank you, Michael, for staying on, I really appreciate it.
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Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike.
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I am being replaced as your leader by Dwight.
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How does that qualify him to run a branch?
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that I intend to lead you into the black with ferocity!
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Maybe I'll quit.
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No, nothing. Just concentrate on turning around.
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Psychopath.
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PAM: Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work.
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Well, I guess it's time that I turn over the keys to the famous Sebring.
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But that was before. I'm thinking about getting something German,
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Aired 14 years ago - Sep 28, 2006

Michael and Dwight head off to Philadelphia to meet Jan for the Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. Michael, with the help of Dwight, sets up a party for fellow conventioneers while Ryan goes on a double date with Kelly back in Scranton

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 21, 2006

On the heels of Casino Night, Michael inadvertently outs a gay employee; Jim adjusts to his promotion, new office, and life without Pam.