Status
Ended
Network
NBC
SEASON
EPISODE

Season 8

Aired 8 years ago - May 10, 2012

Dwight offers free family portraits, and a stolen diaper leads to a high-speed car chase. With help from David Wallace, Andy goes undercover to try to get his job back. A new business opportunity arises for Robert California.

Aired 8 years ago - May 03, 2012

Andy takes a break from flambéing cherries and composing rock operas to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback. When Robert drunkenly shuts down a nearby branch, Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton’s uglier sister city.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 1
And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 2
Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 3
Shh.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 4
I had a one-man saturnalia last night.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 5
What-- what is this about, uh, Binghamton?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 6
I'm not gonna start doubting my drunken self now.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 7
is yes, yes, yes, yes, and...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 8
Apparently, I left a phone message
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 9
Yeah, I can make you a list.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 10
And you are?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 11
Oh, and Lloyd Gross too.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 12
He is a blend of all the salesmen.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 13
I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 14
Oh, can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 15
Big guys who like to push the little guys around.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 16
Can we all agree that maybe the CEO should decide this?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 17
- on the Tylenol-- Oh. - Sorry, not Jim.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 18
- Harry. - So...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 19
why this particular decision seems...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 20
We get them. We already put a call into them, Robert.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 21
As Solomon once said...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 22
Could be any idiot.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 23
The two must harmonize.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 24
Is it just me or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 25
If we snuck out of here and got to the client first.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 27
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 28
- 3... 2... 1. - We got it. Go!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 29
'Cause I could just be anyone.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 30
I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 31
If?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 32
Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 33
I'm a former paper executive.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 34
Now... I have written down my personal phone number.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 35
Which is why I'm giving you a key to my house.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 36
Easy to remember.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 37
Ahhh...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 38
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 39
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 40
My pants fell down! I don't have a belt!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 41
Oh, oh. Okay.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 43
But I like that. How long you guys been dating?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 44
Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 45
You are over the limit.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 46
This is Annie from Second Nests.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 47
Ah. Ahh.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 48
Certainly.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 49
Robert... Is... A filthy beast.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 50
I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 26, 2012

Unemployed Andy crashes a fundraiser for the Senator and winds up adopting twelve disabled dogs. Dwight discovers that winning an auction means losing money, and Darryl teaches Nellie how to eat a taco.

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 19, 2012

Andy returns to the office to find Nellie in the manager's chair. Meanwhile, Kelly struggles to choose between Ryan and a new man.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 1
- any more than we already have. - That's it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 2
I just knew they'd be good together.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 3
Don't shake the baby.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 4
If you're into Indian people.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 5
I'd rather she be alone than with somebody.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 6
so if you would just give him his office--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 7
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 8
I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 9
I'm gonna count down from five,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 10
Great!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 11
Angela, $200!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 12
I know what, let's go...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 13
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 15
Yeah. I know it's not... a big deal.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 16
about where we would go out to dinner.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 17
but I do know that right here, right now,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 18
Hmm.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 19
- Oh... okay. - Okay?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 20
"Kelly, that will be the color of our children."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 21
Why you would even ask or were going to ask,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 22
So I'll keep you posted on that.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 23
it was like I was wearing no blanket at all.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 24
You can't call a meeting.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 25
and know that each and every one of you
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 26
Margaret Thatcher said that... probably.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 27
want us to help her in any way in particular?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 28
Dwight couldn't get it up for Nellie?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 29
I had a lot on my mind last night...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 30
Tuna. T-dog!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 31
- Fascinating. - Fascinating.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 32
Haven't heard any complaints. Wouldn't care if I did.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 33
Uh, yes, that time that it was very late.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 34
43 was ju--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 35
but I could let you rent it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 36
The most important thing to remember
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 37
I don't think you have to tell your friends anything.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 38
And if you don't like the way that I take phone messages,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 39
Stop protecting me. I'm a man-- I can protect myself.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 40
Why don't you take a seat, you idiot?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 41
He does not like that wall.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 43
Fair enough. Um...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 44
Man, you're insane right now. Ravi's the whole package.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 45
But I can't even read it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 46
- Please leave her alone. - You see, Kelly?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 47
Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 48
Excuse me?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 49
You are toxic!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 21 (S08E21) - 50
But someday.
Aired 8 years ago - Apr 12, 2012

Robert California forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie, but the Party Planning Committee works on ways to sabotage it. Meanwhile, Erin tries to help Andy figure out a way to break up with Jessica.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 1
backwater suburb of a suburb,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 2
- Who's a native? - Uh, excuse me.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 3
You're clearly under a lot of... Stress
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 4
Jim, Dwight.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 5
I'm sorry. We're taking work time
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 6
to break up with my current girlfriend
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 7
♪ time to have a little kiss ♪
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 8
- Yeah. - On purpose.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 9
Well, Andy, I'm upset, but...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 10
I'm really sorry. I just need you to know--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 11
Don't listen to Jim.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 12
No, nothing is more repellant than magicians.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 13
We just came up with the term to make it sound cooler.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 15
I was just on my way back from this business trip,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 16
Well, Jess went out for a run,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 17
I think we should probably just--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 18
Ooh!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 19
Boyfriend.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 20
New theory-- He's a hated Italian politician.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 21
God. We owned a flat together.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 22
Ah, but what's ten years of bliss down the drain
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 23
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 24
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 25
Call it off, Pam. Call it off, okay?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 26
- Or what if... - Okay.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 27
What are you talking about? Of course we can.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 28
- These are delicious. - But... they're penises.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 29
I mean, we don't know Matthew's history with this other woman.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 30
Ha ha ha! Megan!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 31
♪ beyond Bonnie Banks ♪
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 32
Andy was Jelly Roll. Mike was Dennis The Menace.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 33
'Cause there's someone already here named Pam.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 34
They asked me to play only originals.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 35
Uh... yeah. What is it?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 36
Part of me thinks we should just end this right now.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 37
What?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 38
I mean, we were... together.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 39
It's fine, Andy.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 40
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 41
You are a most welcome and friendly presence
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 42
every day I imagine how happy I'd be
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 43
and that maybe there's some stuff in her past
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 44
Do you ever wish she would just... Disappear?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 45
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 46
- Oh, yeah. - When we drove by the farm.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 47
Oh! Big guy, huh? How's the air up there?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 49
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 20 (S08E20) - 50
But I never could seem to figure out those knots.
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 15, 2012

Andy makes a game-changing decision and takes a road-trip odyssey in the name of romance. Elsewhere, Nellie arrives at the Scranton branch and sets out to seize the manager position.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 1
The three slowest laps ever recorded.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 2
Five rooms, and I get to clean them all.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 3
How are you adjusting to life in Scranton so far?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 4
Oh, I've already found it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 5
Excuse me, has anyone seen Andy this morning?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 6
I don't care, I don't care.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 7
As soon as I heard she wasn't coming back to Scranton,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 8
Oh, no.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 9
And where's Andy?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 10
♪ I'm yours
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 11
- Hm? - Where's the ring, Lancelot?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 12
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 13
Who is this weird lady?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 15
But why, m'lady?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 16
We live in this world of routines and rhythms.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 17
but to get to know you in a more intimate way.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 18
Erin, you really nailed the hot dogs today.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 19
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 20
I am still technically dating Jessica.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 21
He just keeps letting all the calls go to voicemail.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 22
Nope, it's just work. Not important.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 23
Andy?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 24
Andy, Nellie Bertram's trying to take your job.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 25
If we go into them,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 26
Those who can't farm farm celery.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 27
being evaluated by someone I don't know.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 28
- You're getting a raise. - What?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 29
6%. I know my worth.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 30
So, Phyllis, I have been very impressed with you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 31
Are you aware that Nellie is giving out raises?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 32
That's not what I'm saying. That's not--sorry.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 33
- Yes. - Jim, would you prefer
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 34
All life is sex.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 35
and that person is Charles Darwin.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 36
Oh, great.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 37
- No. - Yes.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 38
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 39
- Sorry, you go. - No, go ahead.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 40
and to have to watch you date someone else?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 41
I'm so sorry that we have not loved each other
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 43
in the manager's position, no weird silent coups.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 44
Did Jim carry around those babies for--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 45
Go on. Have a nap.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 46
No one will know.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 47
I think you're amazing.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 48
Erin, I think you're making a big mistake right now.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 49
And he's willing to lose his job for you
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 19 (S08E19) - 50
No, it's not, because you don't really work here.
Aired 8 years ago - Mar 08, 2012

Jim comes to Dwight's rescue when Robert slams the plan for the Sabre Store concept. Andy discovers Erin doesn't plan to return to Scranton.

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 01, 2012

The Florida contingent puts the final touches on the new Sabre store, with Dwight preparing a theatrical presentation in his continuing bid to impress Nellie. Back in Scranton, a red-faced Andy arrives at work with a humiliating injury.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 1
I wanna get goose pimples.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 2
- Oh, my God. - Do you have a black eye?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 3
Will someone please explain what's going on here?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 4
- That's true. - They had, uh...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 5
- Thank goodness he was there. - Good job, Andy.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 6
- I was ahead of you! - Okay, okay, hey, hey!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 7
I'm trying to be a good girl for once.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 8
No, no, no, no, no, we don't need to call the police.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 9
Because I have neighborhood pride.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 10
Which is why...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 11
I wasn't sure which one of you was Chuck!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 12
Dwight, what is a fail? That sounds bad.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 13
"Hello. Hi, sweetie. It's Jim.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 14
and you can no longer be Chuck!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 15
Point it towards the store, idiot!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 16
Oh, hey, hey, hey, you guys, you must be lost.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 17
Self-defense is not some fun boxing match, okay?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 18
Okay, look, in a real crisis situation,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 19
What if you're being attacked by a 4'11" man
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 20
Well, the most common scenario
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 21
You would like the turn of the table.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 22
Simple palm strike to the chin.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 23
Yes. Good!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 24
before I go out there in front of a million people and do it?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 25
God. I wish Kelly were here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 26
You really need to read a couple of books.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 27
You can do it, Ryan.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 28
I hate everything in that fridge.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 29
and just make it known that you're alive.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 30
First you got beat up by a gang,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 31
after you have your kid?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 32
self-defense seminar--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 33
Have you seen Erin?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 34
Honestly, I could use a prescription
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 35
but seriously, you need to get the hell out of my face.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 36
Oh, I was.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 37
and those bazongas?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 38
- or are you gonna freak out? - Are there bloggers around?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 39
As brilliant and creative as he is,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 40
Look at me. Look at me!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 41
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 42
There's nothing like some last-minute changes
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 43
Hurry up. Let me in.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 44
Time. Space.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 45
that have stood the test of time--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 46
This... is the future,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 47
that love drove the pain.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 48
This is what the pyramid will do for you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 49
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 17 (S08E17) - 50
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 23, 2012

A power play unfolds in Tallahassee when Dwight and Todd Packer compete to become Nellie's vice president. Meanwhile, Jim receives an unwelcome visitor, and Andy forces the Scranton staffers to work late.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 1
No, no, no, no...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 2
Okay, everybody.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 3
- Say what? - We're good to go!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 4
into a rich, full tenor.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 5
and hang them from poles outside of the villages.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 6
- Oh, you get kicked. - How many buttons do you have?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 7
The game was lame, and now he's lame from the kick.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 8
A waffle?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 9
You come with me. We're gonna get you that waffle.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 10
Order reference number 00983-126.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 11
- I will be right back. - I will be here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 12
Well, saddles...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 13
it's me, and I'm not joking at all.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 14
A Jamaican feast, man.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 15
I just read about the elections down there.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 16
I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 17
Like I'm on the beach.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 18
All right. That's gonna do it for me tonight.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 19
Uh, the heating system though in my room is all messed up.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 20
Oh, no, that's not this 'cause that's in March.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 21
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 22
- Thornwood Wholesalers. - One order.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 23
- Yeah. - It happens.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 24
I am staying here. Darryl, read the texts.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 25
Got it. Good night.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 26
I like how guys just know stuff all the time.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 27
Get down.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 28
Ooh, gosh, the moon one's damning.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 29
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 30
I'm stranded on Shutter Island over here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 31
I thought you'd want to know that I saw a bedbug in my room.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 32
You make sure that Packer does not sleep with Nellie.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 33
- Where did you see it? - In the bed.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 34
or did it walk away smug, self-assured?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 35
One thing a bedbug thrives on is heat and carbon dioxide.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 36
- Is this really necessary? - He knows what he's doing.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 37
Oh.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 38
- Come on. - If there were any in here,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 39
Such a chorus girl.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 40
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 41
Pathetic, huh?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 42
Yes, one with chocolate, one with vanilla.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 43
Oh, my God! What are you thinking?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 44
Can you without running
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 45
I am so cold.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 46
Yeah, but...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 47
You should move down here with me.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 48
Um, okay, I'm in love with Kelly.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 49
Try again.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 50
for some one-on-one time.
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 16, 2012

Dwight arrives in Tallahassee with his team and sets out to win over the president of Sabre's special projects. Back in Scranton, Andy fills in for reception and enjoys himself.

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 09, 2012

Dwight scores a special assignment at Sabre's Florida headquarters. As a result, he and Andy must decide which Scranton staffers will join him. Elsewhere, Pam returns from maternity leave.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 1
And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 2
When I saw it in CVS, it made me gag too.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3
But I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
So I'm going to up the ante,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
I'll fly anywhere for some good barbecue.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
Notice anything different about me?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7
Wow, it's like the nation of islam down here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
Ah, I can't wait, I'm sorry, I'm too excited.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Can't wait.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Assembling a crack team.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
Or-- What's your name?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
I hope not, because I am not going.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Like a-- A Creed or a Meredith perhaps?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
Here's your team.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
Total golf text, send it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
I want to send my girlfriend some flowers.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
Why do you need a pen?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
We're not questioning his reasons.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
After that, it's gonna be beach volleyball,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
Oh, Andy, got a few questions for you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
Respect it?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
I was once an enormous monster-baby.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
Stop it, Andy.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
I'm the only person in this office who watches Burn Notice.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27
For you, maybe.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
Good, doesn't sound pushy.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
He responded "LOL."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
What's that? It's not up to me?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
Not both. Just one. Me.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
a crazy mismatch or something.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
It is real. Thank you for saying that.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
Hey, guys, any spots left?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
of everyday life keep you tethered to reality.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37
I think you're right.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
No, no, absolutely not.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
That way I couldn't go.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
so I think that's going to make us roommates.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41
- Erin. - Fuck.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
Welcome to Special Projects Orientation.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
You seem a little disturbed, do you want to stay here?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
How many of you have seen the documentary Deliverance?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
with his worn, leathery hands and says,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
Mosquito.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
No, it's anything but cool.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
Any time, any place. I'll find you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50
who called me earlier looking for the address?
Aired 8 years ago - Feb 02, 2012

Jim returns from jury duty, only to have to deal with Dwight's pesky questions about the details of the case. Elsewhere, Angela and her senator beau welcome their baby.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 1
We all got the email,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 2
How could it be boring? You were there for five days.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 3
I never considered that my week off
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 4
the various stranglings with empanadas from-- At Ernesto's.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 5
While I was being kicked off the lot,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 6
Gabe? Bring it in.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 7
I don't-- I don't want any--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 8
- Hey. - Yes, he's substantial.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 9
but the perp was already in the left-hand turn lane?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 10
I just said I wasn't listening to you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 11
Dwight, not everything is a conspiracy theory.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 12
the chill pill.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 13
I'd fire him to Timbuktu.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 14
I just feel terrible lying to you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 15
We're going to have ourselves a good old fashioned cover-up.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 16
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 17
Hola, Toby. [Mimics choking]
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 18
Anyway, it was something like, "he remembers Toby."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 19
No.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 20
he sees lots of people.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 21
Walk us through it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 22
Why? Why?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 23
scurry up those courthouse stairs every morning,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 24
Dwight's on to us, he's going to figure it out really soon,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 25
This-- [Grunts]
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 26
Oh, yeah, I don't know if it's right, but--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 27
I got Little Kevin Call Of Duty.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 28
Uh, excuse me, can I have everyone's attention
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 29
I kind of, uh, well, maybe took the week off.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 30
Pam really needed some help with the kids, so--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 31
Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 32
No, no, no, no. You said-- You said you were--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 33
This is crap!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 34
Shh.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 35
Fine. God.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 36
And now you all know, but you can never tell.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 37
I know what Angela and the senator look like.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 38
A month.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 39
I want to see the baby.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 40
[Whispers] Willingly or as slaves.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 41
You won't see--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 42
Split the difference?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 43
but we wanted to introduce you to baby Philip.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 44
Cece wanted to thank everybody
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 45
Yup, they are.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 46
Why am I shorter than the table
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 47
Hey, Cece, why don't you draw another picture for us
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 48
[Crying] Mama, mama, mama.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 49
Your face kind of looks like a baby.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 13 (S08E13) - 50
And then I inserted my penis...
Aired 8 years ago - Jan 19, 2012

After Robert decides to sell his mansion following his divorce, Kevin suggests that he have an office pool party. Erin tries to make Andy jealous by flirting with Dwight. Meanwhile, Robert gives everyone a tour of his massive home.

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 12, 2012

Pressed to boost the bottom line, Andy finds a novel way to improve sales, while Dwight explores corporate opportunities outside Scranton.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 1
That's today. And we are $830 short.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 2
The only thing I haven't managed,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 3
Dwight Schrute for Robert California!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 4
Gabe?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 5
So, Tuesdays and Thursdays, I'm up there.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 7
if they're willing to "play ball."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 8
sounds like your kind of thing,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 9
Any other crunch time, I would love to stay in,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 10
You know what? Go. Have fun.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 11
and, if we win, we can use that money to buy paper here,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 12
to do this.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 13
Question, what's the most important appliance
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 14
You know, Gabe? You could have gone with garbage disposal,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 15
No, he's going to meet with you later. No, no, no.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 16
You're really going to like Bill.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 17
Make him feel valued, make him feel heard.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 18
You left us no choice,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 19
That's the thing about long drives,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 20
That you think you're going to win your sales quota?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 21
Uh, all right we need to divide up into teams,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 22
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 23
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 24
Oh, we got this!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 25
How am I supposed to know what was on his mind?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 27
Lady! Get anyone from the COO's office on the phone
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 28
the NBA's sixth man of the year award in 2011.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 29
That's it, I'm going to go watch the boats on the river.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 30
"Lamar Odom" is what we were looking for.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 31
I should be put in charge of southeast printer sales.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 32
And my character is one that-- Wait, why are you smiling?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 33
Dwight? That was a fantastic presentation.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 34
Listen, you're a perfectly fine toilet.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 35
it's against the rules.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 36
Look I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 37
Dunder-Mifflin A-team has four points.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 38
and brains, of Kevin, Meredith, Erin, and Kelly.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 39
How nice of Gabe to show you where I live.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 40
Oh, wait. Except for the Einsteins. That's all right.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 41
Whoo! Let's go!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 42
I'm just the bell girl.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 43
Princess ding-dong, do not hit
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 44
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 45
or I can wrestle Stu once a month.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 46
According to a recent survey,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 47
Whoo! Yeah! Go Einsteins!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 49
How is this possible?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 11 (S08E11) - 50
Aired 8 years ago - Dec 08, 2011

Andy tries to make this year’s Christmas the best ever by granting each person’s holiday wishes. Meanwhile, Robert California tries to drown his sorrows at the office party.

Aired 8 years ago - Dec 01, 2011

Robert California brings his wife into the office to find her a job. Meanwhile, Dwight opens a gym in the building.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 1
Mrs. California, this is everyone.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 2
This is Andy Bernard, the regional manager.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 3
We're 100% staffed up.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 4
that you were looking for a place in the office
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 5
Your path from obesity begins right here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 6
I want to see all the different kinds of presidents.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 7
All right, the DM express is pulling out.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 8
and Meryl Streep had two secretaries.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 9
Seems like you have this under control,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 10
All right, have at it. Let her rip.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 11
Jim?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 12
you would be working very closely
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 13
and I'll tell you my animal rankings.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 15
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 16
I'm gonna need the first month's and the last month's up front
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 17
Make a real gym.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 18
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 19
Let me beat around the bush for a second.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 20
There must be. Think.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 21
All right! Well, then, welcome aboard.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 22
- Hello? - Say "hello, grandma."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 23
Are you taking your med-meds?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 24
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 25
Don't use the bike in the corner,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 26
Then you gotta get the black people to stop doing it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 27
So Robert doesn't want his wife working here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 28
How can we do that? She's simply wonderful.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 29
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 30
Just sit here and be quiet.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 31
I think we should let this place
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 32
- did you get him in a ladle? - He did it himself.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 33
I remember I hated the boss' wife.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 34
Andy, could you step in here, please?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 35
So, uh, if you'll excuse me, I should step out,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 36
- Why would you say that? - It's okay.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 37
I think I understand what you're going through.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 38
Got it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 39
Five days a week. I figure I'll start slow.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 40
You know, get it right.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 41
- Well, that's a shame. - It just was one of those thi--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 42
- Absolutely. - No games?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 43
Just be honest.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 44
Robert storms in, and he says,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 45
- That's not true, is it? - No, it's not.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 46
tell 'em to keep an eye out for him?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 47
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 49
You do exactly as I say, no questions asked.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 50
Well, how do you think the Fonz got so cool?
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 17, 2011

Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. Some people in the office stay behind and Robert California asks them to come up with Dunder Mifflin/Sabre's next big idea.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 1
Well, this could be fun. I--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 2
I mean, I can't force you to go.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 3
But, FYI, there will be
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 4
Fans of Ken Burnjazz
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 5
All: Limitless! Limitless! Limitless! Limitless!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 6
Where is everyone? Where is Andy?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 7
By not going on the trip,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 8
such that the game can never be played the same way again.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 9
Okay.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 10
All right!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 11
I got us Source Code on the way back.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 12
Yeah, sign says "begin tour here."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 13
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 14
wrestling over a hairbrush.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 15
You and the history books. I'm telling the truth.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 16
Big mad props to Gettysburg. Was it, however,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 17
- Get out of here, Oscar. - Get out of here!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 18
Now we can't get enough of it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 19
and open the first Sushi restaurant in Manhattan?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 20
That was bad.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 21
It's pink, scented, and silky soft.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 22
No.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 23
Really. Okay, follow-up question.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 24
Are you Lincoln?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 25
Hey! Lincoln's starting. [Light applause]
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 26
but, uh, you might know me from the penny.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 27
- I am not. - Um, excuse me.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 28
Well, you know how in the vending machine
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 29
Cookies.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 30
when we should be pushing our top-performers?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 31
and I am just some good-looking guy.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 32
Oh, perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 33
So what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 34
Fantastic, Kevin. Fantastic.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 35
Hunger for honor. Hunger for pride.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 36
Colonel Harrison Jeffords of the Fourth Michigan Infantry
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 37
I commissioned this flag for Dunder Mifflin.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 38
Uh, a rebel paper company
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 39
What you gonna do about it?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 40
Ooh, I don't think I should walk anymore.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 41
I'm still going.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 42
Said you weren't gonna look back.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 43
Yes. I am an accountant.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 44
Schrute Farms, did you say?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 45
waited desperately for letters from the front.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 46
It was a code used by pacifists from both north and South
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 47
among the Schrutes at Schrute Farm.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 48
for the sensitive and, well, fabulous.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 49
Oh, they'll just break your heart.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 8 (S08E08) - 50
Let me explain it.
Aired 8 years ago - Nov 10, 2011

Pam trains a temporary worker to take her place while she is on maternity leave, and enlists Dwight's support when she tries to show that Jim finds her replacement attractive. Meanwhile, Robert surprises Andy, Kevin, and Darryl when he asks to join their band.

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 03, 2011

Dwight installs a Doomsday device that will fire employees if they make too many mistakes in order to help efficiency.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 1
No. That is all.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 2
And stadiums of fans shouted "we're number 2!"
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 3
Chalk that one up to tweedle Dee and tweedle dum out there.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 4
show me no mistakes,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 5
And you can't have a favorite iron chef.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 6
So my pitch is me, Pam, you, and someone else--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 7
Are you really this lazy?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 8
Thanks.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 9
You're gonna love this.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 10
You're the deuce I never wanna drop.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 11
Who are you seeing? That's great.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 12
Okay, well, once this starts, it's gonna be moving fast.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 13
because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 14
So Dwight and I have implemented a new program
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 15
One home run and you're out.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 16
you've ever written about him to the group
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 17
for disappoint him." Kelly.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 18
The point is is that we are now working in an environment
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 19
They're making me out to be a Bond villain.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 20
Dr. Jekyll. Not them.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 21
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 22
I'll send an order down to shipping
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 23
It's not a doomsday device. Gosh!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 24
'Sup. I'm Gabe. Corporate.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 25
I got the sense that Val enjoys a good put-down.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 26
The Michelin man called. He wants his cummerbund back.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 27
needs to know the story of how paper gets made.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 28
All right, everybody, you're doing great!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 29
I haven't even considered it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 30
How about "Scranton strangler 666"?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 31
What's Dwight's mother's name?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 32
Don't bring me any of that caramel soy latte crap, okay?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 33
You sent the late notice to Rinehart and Wolfe, right?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 34
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 35
There's got to be a way to stop it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 36
You complained the whole time.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 37
Uh...The man tree puts his penis--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 38
I'll make sure to write you a glowing reference.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 39
Dwight really likes you and...Your breasts are enormous.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 40
eat squash or play squash.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 41
Get lost.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 43
Yeah?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 44
Where you going?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 45
built by Erasmus Schrute in 1808.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 46
Hey.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 47
I could quit. Problem solved.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 49
Get everyone's signature, including our clients.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 6 (S08E06) - 50
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 27, 2011

Erin works to make a spooky, non-childish Halloween party with help from Gabe. Dwight becomes friends with Robert's son, and Pam and Jim debate the existence of ghosts. Meanwhile, Robert tries to figure out everyone's deepest fears.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 1
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 2
And then I got this text from Robert California--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 3
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 4
- Right? - Oh, Erin.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 5
I can't deny.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 6
Okay, when I was 22, I worked there,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 7
- Oh! - So I tell the cook my story--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 8
Oh, this "man in black" thing.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 9
that I met the blue angels. I figured you had to top it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10
And you, on this day of fantasy, are...A laborer.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
Here, use this one.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 12
Well, perhaps this party will awaken the baby
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 13
Well, Toby and I did, yeah.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 14
Delightful. Thank you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 15
Because it's too terrifying to imagine.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 16
And how are you, Toby?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 17
I don't know about this, guys.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 18
Warm air from South America. Cold air from Greenland.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 19
I am Kerrigan from Starcraft, I've been censored.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 20
November's sure creeping up, ain't it?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 21
and I guess I agreed.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
I got a call. Gotta make a call.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 23
I don't know. Hmm?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 24
The one where I started crying as soon as I walked in,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 25
No, just scary.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 27
Okay. Yeah. Fine. I'll draw him.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 28
That's really rude.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 29
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
Not things that don't exist, like ghosts or mummies.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
Why on earth would a museum put a mummy in it?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
And clean up your room.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 33
Yeah, I'm serious.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
Hey, guys, I'm an Oscar...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 35
Maybe you could come by my office at, like, 4:45?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 36
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 37
The most well known film in the genre
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 38
- What's the story? - There is no story.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 39
Where is this from? That is so upsetting.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 40
It's the game of cards that gets you har--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 41
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 42
You were gonna talk at the end of--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 43
Mm-kay.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 44
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 45
Um, let me know when you get to 40.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 46
how is this any less logical?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
You wanna attack, or let them come to us. Your call, B.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 48
I don't know, Phyllis. Maybe she's from the city.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 49
about being buried alive.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 50
or two-- Let's go see what it wants.
Aired 8 years ago - Oct 13, 2011

Andy plants the seeds of trying to impress Robert California by throwing a garden party at Schrute Farms. Andy's parents and brother also attend the event, only to make him feel awkward.

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 06, 2011

The entire warehouse staff quits after winning the lotto, leaving Andy and Darryl to scramble for replacements while several of the office workers get a taste of the warehouse life.

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 29, 2011

Robert challenges the Dunder-Mifflin staffers to double their sales, and Pam makes an unlikely friend who's also pregnant.

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 22, 2011

Robert California stops by for the first time as CEO and leaves behind a mysterious list that has a line down the middle and every member of the office on either one side or the other. The office members frantically try to figure out what it means. Meanwhile, the new manager faces a crisis.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 1
Good morning.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 2
* Black! *
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 3
with you in the boss's chair.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 4
I guess you could say this job is on my list and...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 5
in the basic time and region that I gave away a child.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 6
[Loud crunching]
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 7
at Scranton Breadworks?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 8
How 'bout 27 and, uh...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 9
The senator wants me to have lunch with him
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 10
Uh...Human resources.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 11
He wants respect.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 12
Everything is sex.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 13
Do I look like someone who--
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 14
would be in a dialogue
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 15
Do you have a voice right now?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 16
you won't be flattened by anybody.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 17
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 18
Good luck, Darryl.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 19
Oh. Uh, we haven't started the interview yet.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 20
Well, it's one of my strengths,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 21
of actions.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 22
Just something that looks like that.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 23
Oh. Unfortunately, yes.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 24
Place must be horrible.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 25
And then 25 years are gonna go by, and...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 27
Do you even know anything about paper?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 28
That's because I just threw it in the ring.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 29
Can I ask why you're leaving your current job?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 30
I'm having a bad time. [Laughs]
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 31
Oh, why did I believe that weirdo in the lobby?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 32
- Tell us the freaking story! - Yeah, tell us the story.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 33
Oh! He talked about himself in the third person?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 34
Even his aide.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 35
You all set?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 36
If I'm being objective, then Darryl, of course.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 37
Right. I-I-I really wasn't trying to insult a-anyone.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 38
He broke up the happiest couple in this office.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 39
And the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 40
I am unhappy with the confusing
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 41
I believe his name was... Clippy.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 42
How is this on me?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 43
They're the same picture.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 44
- What was that? - We just have
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 45
What are your weaknesses?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 46
- Great. - Great!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 47
The hand that reaches from the grave
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 48
pick up your daily free coffee from Dwight's caffeine corner,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 49
Fine.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 1 (S08E01) - 50
The senator?