S8 E23
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Season 8  "Turf War"  8x23

Aired 8 years ago - May 03, 2012

Andy takes a break from flambéing cherries and composing rock operas to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback. When Robert drunkenly shuts down a nearby branch, Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton’s uglier sister city.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 1
And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 2
Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 3
Shh.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 4
I had a one-man saturnalia last night.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 5
What-- what is this about, uh, Binghamton?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 6
I'm not gonna start doubting my drunken self now.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 7
is yes, yes, yes, yes, and...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 8
Apparently, I left a phone message
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 9
Yeah, I can make you a list.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 10
And you are?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 11
Oh, and Lloyd Gross too.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 12
He is a blend of all the salesmen.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 13
I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 14
Oh, can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 15
Big guys who like to push the little guys around.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 16
Can we all agree that maybe the CEO should decide this?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 17
- on the Tylenol-- Oh. - Sorry, not Jim.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 18
- Harry. - So...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 19
why this particular decision seems...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 20
We get them. We already put a call into them, Robert.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 21
As Solomon once said...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 22
Could be any idiot.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 23
The two must harmonize.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 24
Is it just me or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 25
If we snuck out of here and got to the client first.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 27
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- 3... 2... 1. - We got it. Go!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 29
'Cause I could just be anyone.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 30
I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 31
If?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 32
Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 33
I'm a former paper executive.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 34
Now... I have written down my personal phone number.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 35
Which is why I'm giving you a key to my house.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 36
Easy to remember.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 37
Ahhh...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 38
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My pants fell down! I don't have a belt!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 41
Oh, oh. Okay.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 43
But I like that. How long you guys been dating?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 44
Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 45
You are over the limit.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 46
This is Annie from Second Nests.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 47
Ah. Ahh.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 48
Certainly.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 49
Robert... Is... A filthy beast.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 50
I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.

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Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes.
#2
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Shh.
#3
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I had a one-man saturnalia last night.
#4
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 5
What-- what is this about, uh, Binghamton?
#5
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 6
I'm not gonna start doubting my drunken self now.
#6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 7
is yes, yes, yes, yes, and...
#7
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 8
Apparently, I left a phone message
#8
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 9
Yeah, I can make you a list.
#9
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 10
And you are?
#10
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 11
Oh, and Lloyd Gross too.
#11
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 12
He is a blend of all the salesmen.
#12
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 13
I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no-nonsense guy
#13
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 14
Oh, can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd?
#14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 15
Big guys who like to push the little guys around.
#15
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Can we all agree that maybe the CEO should decide this?
#16
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- on the Tylenol-- Oh. - Sorry, not Jim.
#17
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 18
- Harry. - So...
#18
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why this particular decision seems...
#19
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We get them. We already put a call into them, Robert.
#20
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As Solomon once said...
#21
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Could be any idiot.
#22
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The two must harmonize.
#23
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Is it just me or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
#24
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If we snuck out of here and got to the client first.
#25
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- 3... 2... 1. - We got it. Go!
#28
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'Cause I could just be anyone.
#29
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I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?
#30
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If?
#31
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 32
Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas?
#32
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I'm a former paper executive.
#33
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Now... I have written down my personal phone number.
#34
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 35
Which is why I'm giving you a key to my house.
#35
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 36
Easy to remember.
#36
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Ahhh...
#37
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My pants fell down! I don't have a belt!
#40
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Oh, oh. Okay.
#41
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But I like that. How long you guys been dating?
#43
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 44
Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery.
#44
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You are over the limit.
#45
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 46
This is Annie from Second Nests.
#46
Recap of The Office (US) Season 8 Episode 23 (S08E23) - 47
Ah. Ahh.
#47
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Certainly.
#48
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Robert... Is... A filthy beast.
#49
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I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.
#50