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EPISODE

Season 5

Aired 11 years ago - May 14, 2009

At the company picnic, Michael and Holly are reunited for the first time since their split. The rest of the staff competes in games, such as the volleyball tournament.

Aired 11 years ago - May 07, 2009

Michael decides to open a cafe-disco in his old office. Pam and Jim are planning a secret trip.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 30, 2009

Michael has to mediate a dispute within his new sales team. Meanwhile, trouble brews in the office when several employees take the term "casual" Fridays too loosely.

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Okay, all right.
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You mean the clients you stole from us.
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And if you have a problem with that,
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Oh, i, um...
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You're so educated, aren't you, toby?
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Later she divorced me.
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Believe me, You are going to want to heat my words.
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Okay, what are you still doing at your desk?
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Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.
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Her face is okay, but.
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- Of course. - What is like a hostage?
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- Why are you so mad? - You look so classy in that picture.
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But there may or may not be-- But definitely is--
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I am not to be truffled with.
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Yeah, the commish.
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That's true. That's right. Yeah.
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I had a salmon salad.
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What kind of sauce is on your salmon?
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It's ri-- It's riding up a little high.
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You don't want to do that.
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Is there anything i can do to make things better?
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I know times are tough right now, And i laud your thriftiness.
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You're a secretary! What do you know?
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As a matter of fact, i'm going to give you some seed money.
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But we were the ones who got hurt.
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And i have looked at this thing, Like, a hundred different ways.
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I need you to arrange a meeting Between me and the sales staff
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So from the bottom of my heart To the top of my heart, i am sorry.
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However, i rescind my apology.
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Michael gave all of our clients Back to their old salespeople,
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If you really think that, will you tell that to michael?
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I don't want to be biased, but i am very close to ryan.
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- He definitely stole my ipod. - That sounds pretty biased.
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I think she'd be a really good salesperson.
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She can be a little bit shrill.
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It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.
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Here are the new rules. Okay, earth tones only.
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- No, it is a solution. - You're running from the problem.
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 23, 2009

Michael's new company struggles to make early morning deliveries while the office tries to get their expense reports in on time after Angela enforces Dunder Mifflin's policy.

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Is that something you really want to have said?
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I wrote a memo to all departments asking them to find ways to save money.
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Why would I love that?
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We should look into that.
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There he is! There he is! How was the trip up?
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(KISSING SOUNDS)
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Hello. It is no secret that Michael Scott Paper
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I've been wondering that myself lately.
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We'll bring them both in. Okay, great.
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A lame attempt at humor. Swing and a miss.
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Yeah.
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For example, delivery man, health care, business expansion...
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Well, this is slightly embarrassing.
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When a child gets behind the wheel of a car and runs into a tree,
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Now, would corporate approve a temporary price reduction for returning customers?
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(SCOFFS) No, Jim, I use a bad apiarist.
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You're just out of business?
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Idiot, we're starting back up. This is Dwight, by the way.
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But I always thought that the day that he died would be the worst day of my life.
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I would love that.
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Can I just say... Can I say something?
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I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the cheapest option
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If only Michael had children. That's how you really apply the pressure.
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Michael adores me. I'm the man for this job. Charles, you got my back on this?
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but why don't I just tell you what I'm here for?
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We don't have...
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I will see you titans of industry upstairs.
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Okay, so you're not going to reveal in any way that we're broke?
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Oh, I'm really worried I'm going to say it.
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I believe we're expected.
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Michael, in order to expedite these negotiations,
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I don't even want to hear what your first offer was.
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I don't know how your prices are so low. But I know it can't keep up that way.
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why your most profitable branch is bleeding.
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Okay, done. Please, take the room.
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Charles... Dwight.
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'cause this must be the first case you've ever cracked, right?
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Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints.
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Get out.
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Can you give us another minute, please?
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Why are you assuming you'd get the whole thing?
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Agreed?
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(SCOFFS) I'm not firing Charles. He's very valuable.
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 16, 2009

Dwight's loyalty to Michael is tested when he finds a new hero in Charles. Meanwhile, Andy tries to provide for all of Jim's emotional needs.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 09, 2009

Tension and disillusionment begin to emerge as Michael, Pam, and Ryan move the Michael Scott Paper Company into a cramped "workspace" at the business park.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 09, 2009

The situation between Jim and his new boss Charles gets worse when they are competing in a parking lot soccer game. Michael tries to start his new business, but has trouble leaving his house.

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- I need your eyes up front. - Oh, no, i was just...
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We did that. So what's next?
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This is pathetic, isn't it?
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I don't think he even uses the bathroom.
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I know. No, i'm saying that when i feel overwhelmed,
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one realistic thing that we could do today.
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Best salesman i've ever met.
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Yeah, i guess it's not so bad.
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I hate that i just used the word relationship.
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You weren't supposed to see this. This is like my secret obsession.
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- All right, man. - Cool.
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Halfheartedly.
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"Of yourondominium agreement To conduct a business headquartered "In your residence.
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No, no, no. My stumps.
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I didn't know we had so many soccer fans in the office.
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Great ideas are just part of what i bring To the table.
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Yup, i used to play soccer in school.
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Yes, we do. So get excited.
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Okay, imagine a company that has no memory Of your past misconduct
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Pam, everyone deserves a second second chance.
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Man, i can't wait to play with you.
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Hey, na. Hi.
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Well, i'm sure that you must all have very, very busy schedules,
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Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the dream team.
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From his humble beginnings as a--
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The youngest vice president in the history of dunder mifflin
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I thini can perform the same business
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I will not be beat.
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- Let's see what you got in those legs. All right. - All right, let's do it.
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Michael, i don't know about this.
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We could just give him a chance. It's not much money.
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I mean it. No.
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But can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?
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Oh, wow. Jim, what the...
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- I-I'm sorry, phyllis. - Oh, yeah, jim's sorry.
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Well, well, stuff happens. Right?
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I sat ten feet away from my fiance.
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Well, you know what? My mom always used to say that average people
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First on the list, let's get you out of the car. All right?
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Now what are our choices right now? Because,
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Pam, i do my best work when people don't believe in me.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 26, 2009

Michael's relationship with the new vice president becomes increasingly tense, as Michael finds an excuse to goof off even more than usual. Meanwhile, Pam faces the challenge of a new copier and Kelly develops a crush.

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 19, 2009

Michael has big plans for his 15th anniversary party at Dunder Mifflin, but is in for a shock when the new, no-nonsense Vice President has some ideas of his own. Meanwhile, Jim's prank on Dwight has some unexpected results.

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Come on. Here we go,don't be shy.
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Very slick. Okay,let me get the fish.
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I'll finish it up later,But essentially
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And we were just Digging each other's vibe.
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It's going to be mental.
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Just wanted to say if you Need anything,let me know.
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Just going To let you get back to it. So...
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And i'm very proud of him.
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Well,perfect. Because we have Now arrived at kevin, And he has no sexual history.
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Hey,you know We're in tough times
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Do you have specifics?
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Which means we no longer will Be matching 401k contributions.
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No,not- et cetera,insurance-
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Thank him for coming,We have to get back to work.
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Thrilled.
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Look,michael. Charles is very qualified. Get to know him.
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- I'll give it my best shot- - no,no,no,the other thing.
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I just got off the horn With david wallace,
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Where did you work Before you came here?
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- No. - Does david know this?
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Observing here and taking Them to the other branches, It's all good.
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Well,i'll just Bounce that off david
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Well,just tell him To call me as asap as possible. Thanks.
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Hi,stephanie. It's michael scott again.
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Hello? Hello,who is this? Who is this?
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On the day that I bring in breakfast?
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Is that him in the background? David?
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I just reized That i used the 2008 calendar
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I'm gonna need you To do that during office hours.
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- No,seriously. - No,seriously.
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Michael,Stop doing that.
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And then out of that cake
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They snd hours Planning parties.
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What you got,jim?
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Okay,no,no,no,no. You know what?
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Do you even know How paper is made?
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Cancelled my 15th anniversary party.
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Did you talk to him about this?
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- I've been here,And i've sacrificed a lot. - Yes.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 12, 2009

Michael's idea to use "Golden Tickets" for prizes for clients causes a problem in the office. Kevin seeks advice from Andy, Jim, and Pam about dating.

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Good ideas are simple, golden ticket.
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Golden Grahams. Another. It's a...
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No. No. No.
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(EXCLAIMS) JIM: What are you doing?
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Andy, Pam and Jim are all telling me
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No, congratulations about that.
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You found five golden tickets?
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You didn't. It'll be fine.
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and somehow they all ended up at Blue Cross.
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My golden-ticket idea, okay.
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No, I'm sorry. He's not back from the civil rights rally.
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Or "Trapped in an oil painting." I'm going to save that one.
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All right, then we're screwed.
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And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING) Okay, don't get that. Please.
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All right. I'll find out if he's out yet.
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Why did you okay this golden-ticket idea?
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I think we might have hired an outside marketing consultant.
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Was it Jim? No.
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Wait a second. I wrote it down in my diary.
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March 4th,
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Yes, you did. I wasrt given candy as a child,
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"Discussed movies."
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No, that is what I mean.
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it's liable to just turn into this blackened, carbon brick,
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Okay, what am I thinking right now?
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I was running with it in my belt. Wort happen again.
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Me, on the other hand, I would be lost without this place.
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Like the day that you get married, or the day your wife has a baby,
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And although I probably will never do it again, I had fun.
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Well... I mean, like we were talking about,
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That's it. That's it. You can't put a price on freedom.
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You cannot take the fall for him.
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Good to see you. Nice surprise. Hey.
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They were so excited by the golden-ticket discount
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you're welcome. Yeah.
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How were you inspired? Never know when it's going to strike.
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Apology rejected.
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David. David. DAVID: 'Cause I've got this idea for a...
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There's not a dog listening in, is there? I hear panting.
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It's actually based on a book called Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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and I got scared, so I had Dwight take the fall.
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to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet,
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...that is more absorbent and softer than toilet paper.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 05, 2009

A mystery woman at the office blood drive catches Michael's eye. Dwight and Kevin both find women at the "Lonely Hearts Party," while Jim and Pam are forced to leave because of PDAs—so they have lunch with Phyllis and Bob.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 12, 2009

Michael and Pam continue their tour of the branches with Michael taking a lesson from their visit to Utica. Dwight and Jim struggle to fulfill their new party planning duties with a grumpy staff. Angela's new cat causes a stir.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 05, 2009

Michael goes on a speaking tour of the other branches to explain Scranton's relative success, accompanied by his driver, Pam. Back at the office, Dwight and Jim - now heads of the party planning committee - forget a birthday, with severe consequences. Meanwhile, Andy falls for someone he should not.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 01, 2009

Dwight must makes amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.

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Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley!
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No one would take headed of my instructions.
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I am not a mind reader, David.
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"Oh, this is the place that I might die today."
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Are you from another planet?
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We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things
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Oh, I don't know.
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Michael. MICHAEL: This is you we're talking about.
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Okay. That's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
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Music loud, women warm Been kicked around since I was born
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ANGELA: Oh, my God! KELLY: Dwight!
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We start with the dummy and we learn from our mistakes.
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But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.
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Jim and Pam are like movie geniuses.
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as an acknowledgment that you heard it.
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I... I'm sorry. I didn't
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Help me pull it around.
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No. We mostly just talked about cereal.
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My goal is to make this office as peaceful
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And there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful.
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What is that? People, please,
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I think that thing is on the fritz.
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Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
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Like, "Those shoulder pads are really boss, man."
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In short... A vacation.
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or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever.
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if you do not sign in, your name will not be counted.
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Lower the mike for the midget.
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A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse.
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(YELLING IN SPANISH)
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you pathetic short little man.
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KEVIN: How small is it?
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What's his name? Jefferson.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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And my thing isn't tiny, it's average, so get your facts straight.
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and staring up at them.
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He just sent a text.
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because he has an incredibly powerful microscope
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and it's not that you want children, it's that you lied to me.
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Lily, I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up.
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Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then.
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and about how you've never doubted for a second
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Or an art critic. That painting is bad.
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Boom. Roasted.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 22, 2009

Michael and Dwight go undercover to do a bit of industrial espionage on a paper company competitor. Meanwhile, the rest of the office holds a debate to settle the question: is Hilary Swank hot?

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 15, 2009

The office is on eggshells because Andy still hasn't found out about fiancee Angela's affair with Dwight. When Michael spills the beans, Dwight and Andy take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Michael is nervous about being called down to corporate for a meeting with Wallace.

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 11, 2008

Phyllis' Moroccan-themed holiday party goes up in flames when Meredith's hair catches on fire and Michael is forced to deal with the accident. Meanwhile, Dwight corners the market on the hottest toy of the Christmas season.

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I will sell them at an enormous profit.
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Yes. Hey, is that Princess Unicorn?
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vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of Splenda.
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Hey, hey, Ang, check it out.
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There's a hole in the wall Where the men can see it all
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I can't believe no one's thought of that. I know!
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$120, $180, $200.
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We're back on the 5th. Should we just do it then?
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(IN MOCKING TONE) "What if we can't do it quickly?
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It's a surprise party for people who have addictions.
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fanned so you can easily grab them.
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Okay, you know what I thought we should do
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Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic,
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When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered.
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pass out, wake up the next morning,
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Michael, we should contact some experts.
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I'd like to go around the room and have us each express to Meredith
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That's how your drinking affected me.
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and then you got too drunk to go,
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It bothers me, right? How does it bother you?
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Who's going to tell us the latest dirty joke?
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I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do.
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I was waiting until later to hand out this year's gifts from corporate.
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You never showed me mercy when you were in charge.
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You lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow?
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Everyone in this room loves you.
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I suppose I could do it if it was a controlled burn in a well-ventilated area.
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Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler.
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(STRUMMING NOISILY)
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Sure. Brixx's.
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Yeah!
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This is great. My ex-wife's going to be so pissed.
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I need it more than anything in the world. I need this doll.
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(CHUCKLING HAPPILY) Oh, man. Thanks. Thanks.
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No, it's...
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There is no way! No. It's okay.
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Yes, you are. I am not going in there!
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Come on! No! No!
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I need you to put the Christmas tree back up.
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Oh, and you want to know how I know that?
Aired 11 years ago - Dec 04, 2008

Michael has to spend the office surplus by they end of the day, but he can't decide between a copier or new chairs. Dwight plays a dirty trick on Angela as they prepare for Andy and Angela's wedding on the beet farm.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 20, 2008

A mysterious person in the office has made a huge mess in the microwave and will not clean it up. Meanwhile, Michael has to come to terms with the fact that there have been certain personnel changes in his staff without his knowing.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 13, 2008

Michael is thrilled when he learns that David Wallace is sending him to Canada for a business trip, and wants to bring both Andy and Oscar with him. Jim misses Pam and he can't wait until she returns from art school.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 06, 2008

Dwight and Jim are shocked when they get the results of the annual customer survey report. Pam and Jim decide they want to spend every minute together using their bluetooth phones. Meanwhile, Angela and Andy pick an unusual location for their wedding.

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- Pam, what do you want in your coffee? - Sprinkle of cinnamon.
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found your personal style abrasive and distasteful?
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If you could pour it out and get another one.
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- Yellow or Dijon? - It is more of a spicy brown, actually.
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Absolutely. Or you could just be nice to your customers.
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I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today.
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He personally tented Giuliani's first and third weddings.
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- Did my scores drop a little? - Jim, they are a poopy.
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So let's see what we can find out from reading.
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because I'm actually in the process of buying my parents house...
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So as it turns out, I...
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Manage you two on a more personal scale.
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- Really? That's your real name? - How dare you?
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I'm probably just gonna keep him on line forever and not buy anything.
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- As I was saying, right now we are... - You're gonna have to talk louder.
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- Here we go. - The 3 words I would describe you as
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Hello, Mr. Buttlicker. How may we help you?
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Don't do it, Michael.
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I don't want to be married in a tent like a hobo.
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What are you thinking here?
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- How many shoes do you need? - Not talking to you.
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So I'd like to re-double my order. If you could put me down for...
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There is a massive conspiracy going on here,
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Yeah, he's weird.
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- What was? - Have you ever had a conversation
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I don't play the politics game anymore, Jim.
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Kelly gave them out as party favors.
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I can't be the only one who didn't...
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- Dwight, let me see your coffee cup. - No!
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- Probably just Kelly. - Obviously. I knew it.
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for a crime she did commit.
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What's going on?
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I'll give you one last chance to come clean.
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Get away from that, Dwight, please.
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- Who's that? - It's Alex.
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Well, actually there's something else I'd love to talk to you about.
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Aired 12 years ago - Oct 30, 2008

Pam is embarrassed when she is the only person at corporate wearing a costume on Halloween. Holly and Michael take the long trip to Nashua after they get some shocking news from corporate. Meanwhile, Dwight torments Andy and tries to get under his skin.

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 23, 2008

Michael and Holly have sex for the first time, and Michael holds a fund-raiser for the office after it is burglarized. Dwight confides in Phyllis after Andy and Angela set a wedding date, and Jim runs into Pam's ex-fiancé Roy.

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 16, 2008

Michael practices for the birth of Jan's baby by having Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios. Meanwhile, Michael tells Holly that he will pretend to dislike her for Jan's benefit.

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 09, 2008

Holly leads a business ethics seminar as a result of Ryan's scandal, and when Michael encourages everyone to share their own unethical work behaviors, things get out of hand. Meanwhile, Jim messes with Dwight by requiring him to follow the Dunder Mifflin "Time Theft" policy.

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Do l regret what l did? Of course l do.
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Okay. Well done. Good speech, Ryan. You're a good guy.
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Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally
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lt's called ''time theft'' and it's the same as taking money from the company.
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l'll do it. l don't care. MEREDlTH: l'll smoke with you.
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What should we be working on while you guys are talking?
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You're... lt's just, you're kind of losing them.
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That's not right. (COUGHlNG) Lauren! Enough with the pencils!
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l'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would you steal bread to feed your family?
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l would not steal the bread. And l would not let my family go hungry.
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This is a chance for you to say something without any repercussions.
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What was the dilemma? To tell you or not.
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Okay. Once in a while, l'll take a long lunch.
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No, l'd like to hear more about that.
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Well, for the past six years l have been sleeping with him
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Exchange of steak. Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?
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Right there. This, l think, was a great ethics seminar.
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but Meredith's actions are really over the line.
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Liaisons? You mean meet-ups? l don't know. Once a month for six years.
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No, it's not a formality.
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What l don't understand is, why the steak coupons?
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so l'm just making sure.
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Personal conversation. 1 7 seconds.
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lt's Mike-raculous. (LAUGHS) Reaching. You'll get there.
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Sounds good. Good.
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lt's very nice. lsn't it?
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Autumn was what l was going to say. When the leaves change, it's just...
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Terminate her. Terminator. (MlMlCS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER) ''l'm from the future.''
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You know what's weird? lt's practically a shot-for-shot remake.
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l just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend on performance.
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Those are the rules. Okay, new idea. We don't report it at all.
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No, it's more of an underwear garment that has little spikes, like, made of...
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And I know that because he did it in an open soda bottIe under the desk
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l am just saying that l don't think that you understand what l am saying.
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(LAUGHS) Busted. l don't...
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is because l don't want to take the elevator with her.
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People are suspicious of me and my best friend in the office won't even talk to me.
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KENDALL: (ON PHONE) Listen, HoIIy, MichaeI,
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WeII, from what I can gather, it seems Iike a gray area.
Aired 12 years ago - Sep 25, 2008

Michael tries to motivate the Scranton branch to lose weight as part of an interoffice competition. Jim is lost after Pam leaves for art school in New York, and Angela continues to see Dwight even though she is now engaged to Andy.

Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
And that her butt refuses quit!
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I just said it because i haven't had much luck lately, and i'm not really looking to date.
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If i don't see you again, good-bye.
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********i'm on it.
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Okay,call me when you get in.
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Oh,fancy meeting you here.
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Dunder mifflin. This is ronnie.
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Serenity by jan is kicking ass... And taking names.
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So listen,um, i don't know if your offer still stands or whatever,
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Oh,holly, that is very offensive.
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Dangerous,tacky, sharks,haunted-- no.
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Okay,can you turn the girl off,please?
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You know what? My real beef with her, though,pam?
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Come on,bernard.
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Cake? Who suggested cake?
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People,this is not just about winning some extra vacation days.
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- booty call. - nope,just going to see pam.
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I'll marry you in the parking lot.
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Let's go mini-golfing. Yeah?
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You are so busted!
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Things were at an all-time sad here.
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I lost sight of myself.
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Kelly and i are the only ones who have either passed out or almost passed out.
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And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.
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Well,maybe i'll see you around.
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My ex-girlfriend, she's right behind you.
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And this branch just got a little bit closer to winning the contest.
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I am beautiful.
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Because you're kind of doing michael klump.
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Inside is a rather handsome,sexy man.
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Dwight,i would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman
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This contest is really about being health and in order to be healthy, you have to eat,kelly.
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Kelly,will you just agree to stop this madness and stop trying to kill yourself?
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Shaved off my goatee. I am goatee-less. We are the goat-less brothers.
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- dwight says hi. - i do not.
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Neither of us will write the other up for not working.
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I even got two tickets to see the counting crows tonight as a surprise.
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Leave it to me,boss.
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And they're crashing with us for three weeks, so...
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Let's talk about this later. Okay.
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- i just-- i can't wait. - oh,my god.
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- i know. I love counting crows. - look at where my seats were.