S5 E13
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Season 5  "Stress Relief"  5x13

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 01, 2009

Dwight must makes amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
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Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
No one would take headed of my instructions.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
I am not a mind reader, David.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
"Oh, this is the place that I might die today."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Are you from another planet?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Oh, I don't know.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Michael. MICHAEL: This is you we're talking about.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
Okay. That's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
Music loud, women warm Been kicked around since I was born
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
ANGELA: Oh, my God! KELLY: Dwight!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
We start with the dummy and we learn from our mistakes.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
Jim and Pam are like movie geniuses.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
as an acknowledgment that you heard it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
I... I'm sorry. I didn't
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
Help me pull it around.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
No. We mostly just talked about cereal.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
My goal is to make this office as peaceful
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
And there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
What is that? People, please,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
I think that thing is on the fritz.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Like, "Those shoulder pads are really boss, man."
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
In short... A vacation.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
if you do not sign in, your name will not be counted.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Lower the mike for the midget.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
(YELLING IN SPANISH)
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
you pathetic short little man.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
KEVIN: How small is it?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
What's his name? Jefferson.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
And my thing isn't tiny, it's average, so get your facts straight.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
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and staring up at them.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
He just sent a text.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
because he has an incredibly powerful microscope
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
and it's not that you want children, it's that you lied to me.
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Lily, I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
and about how you've never doubted for a second
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Or an art critic. That painting is bad.
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Boom. Roasted.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley!
#2
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No one would take headed of my instructions.
#4
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I am not a mind reader, David.
#5
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"Oh, this is the place that I might die today."
#7
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Are you from another planet?
#8
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things
#9
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Oh, I don't know.
#10
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Michael. MICHAEL: This is you we're talking about.
#11
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Okay. That's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
#12
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
Music loud, women warm Been kicked around since I was born
#13
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ANGELA: Oh, my God! KELLY: Dwight!
#14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
We start with the dummy and we learn from our mistakes.
#15
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But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.
#16
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17 #17 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
Jim and Pam are like movie geniuses.
#18
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as an acknowledgment that you heard it.
#19
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I... I'm sorry. I didn't
#20
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Help me pull it around.
#21
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No. We mostly just talked about cereal.
#22
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My goal is to make this office as peaceful
#23
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
And there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful.
#24
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What is that? People, please,
#25
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I think that thing is on the fritz.
#26
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Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
#27
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Like, "Those shoulder pads are really boss, man."
#29
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
In short... A vacation.
#30
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or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever.
#31
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if you do not sign in, your name will not be counted.
#32
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Lower the mike for the midget.
#33
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse.
#34
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(YELLING IN SPANISH)
#35
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you pathetic short little man.
#36
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KEVIN: How small is it?
#37
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
What's his name? Jefferson.
#38
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
#39
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
And my thing isn't tiny, it's average, so get your facts straight.
#40
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and staring up at them.
#42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
He just sent a text.
#43
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
because he has an incredibly powerful microscope
#44
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
and it's not that you want children, it's that you lied to me.
#45
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
Lily, I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up.
#46
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then.
#47
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
and about how you've never doubted for a second
#48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Or an art critic. That painting is bad.
#49
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Boom. Roasted.
#50