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Season 5  "Weight Loss"  5x1

Aired 13 years ago - Sep 25, 2008

Michael tries to motivate the Scranton branch to lose weight as part of an interoffice competition. Jim is lost after Pam leaves for art school in New York, and Angela continues to see Dwight even though she is now engaged to Andy.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
And that her butt refuses quit!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
I just said it because i haven't had much luck lately, and i'm not really looking to date.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
If i don't see you again, good-bye.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
********i'm on it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
Okay,call me when you get in.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Oh,fancy meeting you here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Dunder mifflin. This is ronnie.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Serenity by jan is kicking ass... And taking names.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
So listen,um, i don't know if your offer still stands or whatever,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Oh,holly, that is very offensive.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Dangerous,tacky, sharks,haunted-- no.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Okay,can you turn the girl off,please?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
You know what? My real beef with her, though,pam?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Come on,bernard.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Cake? Who suggested cake?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
People,this is not just about winning some extra vacation days.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
- booty call. - nope,just going to see pam.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
I'll marry you in the parking lot.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Let's go mini-golfing. Yeah?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
You are so busted!
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Things were at an all-time sad here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I lost sight of myself.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Kelly and i are the only ones who have either passed out or almost passed out.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Well,maybe i'll see you around.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
My ex-girlfriend, she's right behind you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
And this branch just got a little bit closer to winning the contest.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
I am beautiful.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Because you're kind of doing michael klump.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
Inside is a rather handsome,sexy man.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
Dwight,i would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
This contest is really about being health and in order to be healthy, you have to eat,kelly.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Kelly,will you just agree to stop this madness and stop trying to kill yourself?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
Shaved off my goatee. I am goatee-less. We are the goat-less brothers.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
- dwight says hi. - i do not.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Neither of us will write the other up for not working.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
I even got two tickets to see the counting crows tonight as a surprise.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Leave it to me,boss.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
And they're crashing with us for three weeks, so...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Let's talk about this later. Okay.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
- i just-- i can't wait. - oh,my god.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
- i know. I love counting crows. - look at where my seats were.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
I just said it because i haven't had much luck lately, and i'm not really looking to date.
#2
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
If i don't see you again, good-bye.
#3
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
********i'm on it.
#4
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5 #5 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
Okay,call me when you get in.
#6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Oh,fancy meeting you here.
#7
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
Dunder mifflin. This is ronnie.
#8
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9 #9 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Serenity by jan is kicking ass... And taking names.
#10
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
So listen,um, i don't know if your offer still stands or whatever,
#11
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Oh,holly, that is very offensive.
#12
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Dangerous,tacky, sharks,haunted-- no.
#13
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Okay,can you turn the girl off,please?
#14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
You know what? My real beef with her, though,pam?
#15
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Come on,bernard.
#16
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Cake? Who suggested cake?
#17
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
People,this is not just about winning some extra vacation days.
#18
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
- booty call. - nope,just going to see pam.
#19
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
I'll marry you in the parking lot.
#20
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21 #21 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22 #22 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Let's go mini-golfing. Yeah?
#23
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
You are so busted!
#24
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25 #25 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
Things were at an all-time sad here.
#26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I lost sight of myself.
#27
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Kelly and i are the only ones who have either passed out or almost passed out.
#28
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29 #29 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
And you will be responsible for your own medical bills.
#30
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
Well,maybe i'll see you around.
#31
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32 #32 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
My ex-girlfriend, she's right behind you.
#33
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
And this branch just got a little bit closer to winning the contest.
#34
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
I am beautiful.
#35
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Because you're kind of doing michael klump.
#36
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
Inside is a rather handsome,sexy man.
#37
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
Dwight,i would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman
#38
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
This contest is really about being health and in order to be healthy, you have to eat,kelly.
#39
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Kelly,will you just agree to stop this madness and stop trying to kill yourself?
#40
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
Shaved off my goatee. I am goatee-less. We are the goat-less brothers.
#41
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
- dwight says hi. - i do not.
#42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Neither of us will write the other up for not working.
#43
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
I even got two tickets to see the counting crows tonight as a surprise.
#44
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Leave it to me,boss.
#45
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46 #46 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
And they're crashing with us for three weeks, so...
#47
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
Let's talk about this later. Okay.
#48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
- i just-- i can't wait. - oh,my god.
#49
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
- i know. I love counting crows. - look at where my seats were.
#50