S3 E9
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Season 3  "The Convict"  3x9

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 30, 2006

Michael tries to be supportive when he finds out one of his new employees -- presumably someone from the Stamford branch -- has a prison record.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
He was the last one... Stop it, stop it right...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
He was probably at a sporting event and saw some people pushing each other
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
People will draw unfair conclusions about Martin andlor black people.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Jim Halpert. I am so horny.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
She is dating Ryan, I think.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
Yeah, trust me. That would be fun for no one.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Absolutely, you should.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
All righty, let's get started. What is she into?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Are you kidding? She...
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Got it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Who? Justin Timberlake?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Surprised? Well, shame on you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
I was working in finance and I got involved in some insider trading.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
You got outdoors time?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
but, you know, I really only slept there, you know?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
A lot of the guys also that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
This place is not prison. This place... It's way better than prison.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Listen, you're cute. There is no getting around it.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
(SPEAKING PIG LATIN) Ut-way ooh-day ooh-yay ink-thay, am-Pay?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
And I heard you loud and clear.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
I'm going back inside. Yeah, it is freaking cold out here.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Actually, our TV was bigger than that one.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Yeah? What? Quick question. Do you play the guitar?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
Maybe I'll get my banjo out of my car. Perfect.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Oh, you know what? It was gonna be Pam... Perfect.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you,
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
In prison you are somebody's bitch.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
What did you do, Prison Mike?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
what's the very, very worst thing about prison?
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Nobody is nobody's bitch.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
That must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Okay. Okay, fine.
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
I am going to leave them in there
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50

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He was probably at a sporting event and saw some people pushing each other
#3
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
People will draw unfair conclusions about Martin andlor black people.
#4
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit,
#5
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Jim Halpert. I am so horny.
#6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
She is dating Ryan, I think.
#7
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
Yeah, trust me. That would be fun for no one.
#8
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Absolutely, you should.
#9
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or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals.
#11
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
All righty, let's get started. What is she into?
#12
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Are you kidding? She...
#13
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Got it.
#14
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin, here,
#15
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Who? Justin Timberlake?
#17
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Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants.
#18
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Surprised? Well, shame on you.
#19
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I was working in finance and I got involved in some insider trading.
#20
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because
#21
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
You got outdoors time?
#22
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
but, you know, I really only slept there, you know?
#23
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
A lot of the guys also that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on
#24
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
This place is not prison. This place... It's way better than prison.
#25
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Listen, you're cute. There is no getting around it.
#26
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
(SPEAKING PIG LATIN) Ut-way ooh-day ooh-yay ink-thay, am-Pay?
#27
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And I heard you loud and clear.
#29
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I'm going back inside. Yeah, it is freaking cold out here.
#31
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Actually, our TV was bigger than that one.
#32
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
Yeah? What? Quick question. Do you play the guitar?
#33
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
Maybe I'll get my banjo out of my car. Perfect.
#34
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Oh, you know what? It was gonna be Pam... Perfect.
#35
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you,
#36
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
Well, there's somebody I'd like you to meet.
#37
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, biatch?
#38
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
In prison you are somebody's bitch.
#39
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both.
#40
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
What did you do, Prison Mike?
#41
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
#42
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
what's the very, very worst thing about prison?
#43
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Nobody is nobody's bitch.
#45
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That must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you.
#47
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Okay. Okay, fine.
#48
Recap of The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
I am going to leave them in there
#49
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