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Season 5  "Stress Relief"  5x13

Aired 15 years ago - Feb 01, 2009

Dwight must makes amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are film gurus.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
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Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley!
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
No one would take headed of my instructions.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
I am not a mind reader, David.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
"Oh, this is the place that I might die today."
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Are you from another planet?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Oh, I don't know.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Michael. MICHAEL: This is you we're talking about.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
Okay. That's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
Music loud, women warm Been kicked around since I was born
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
ANGELA: Oh, my God! KELLY: Dwight!
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
We start with the dummy and we learn from our mistakes.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
Jim and Pam are like movie geniuses.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
as an acknowledgment that you heard it.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
I... I'm sorry. I didn't
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
Help me pull it around.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
No. We mostly just talked about cereal.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
My goal is to make this office as peaceful
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
And there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
What is that? People, please,
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
I think that thing is on the fritz.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Like, "Those shoulder pads are really boss, man."
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
In short... A vacation.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
if you do not sign in, your name will not be counted.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Lower the mike for the midget.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
(YELLING IN SPANISH)
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
you pathetic short little man.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
KEVIN: How small is it?
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
What's his name? Jefferson.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
And my thing isn't tiny, it's average, so get your facts straight.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
and staring up at them.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
He just sent a text.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
because he has an incredibly powerful microscope
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
and it's not that you want children, it's that you lied to me.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
Lily, I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
and about how you've never doubted for a second
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Or an art critic. That painting is bad.
 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
Boom. Roasted.

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Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley!
#2 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3 #3 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
No one would take headed of my instructions.
#4 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
I am not a mind reader, David.
#5 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6 #6 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
"Oh, this is the place that I might die today."
#7 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Are you from another planet?
#8 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things
#9 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Oh, I don't know.
#10 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Michael. MICHAEL: This is you we're talking about.
#11 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
Okay. That's hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
#12 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
Music loud, women warm Been kicked around since I was born
#13 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
ANGELA: Oh, my God! KELLY: Dwight!
#14 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
We start with the dummy and we learn from our mistakes.
#15 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
But Andy does, so we have to watch it with him.
#16 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17 #17 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
Jim and Pam are like movie geniuses.
#18 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
as an acknowledgment that you heard it.
#19 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
I... I'm sorry. I didn't
#20 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
Help me pull it around.
#21 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
No. We mostly just talked about cereal.
#22 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
My goal is to make this office as peaceful
#23 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
And there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful.
#24 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
What is that? People, please,
#25 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
I think that thing is on the fritz.
#26 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
#27 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28 #28 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Like, "Those shoulder pads are really boss, man."
#29 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
In short... A vacation.
#30 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever.
#31 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
if you do not sign in, your name will not be counted.
#32 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Lower the mike for the midget.
#33 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse.
#34 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
(YELLING IN SPANISH)
#35 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
you pathetic short little man.
#36 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
KEVIN: How small is it?
#37 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
What's his name? Jefferson.
#38 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
#39 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
And my thing isn't tiny, it's average, so get your facts straight.
#40 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41 #41 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
and staring up at them.
#42 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
He just sent a text.
#43 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
because he has an incredibly powerful microscope
#44 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
and it's not that you want children, it's that you lied to me.
#45 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
Lily, I'm not giving up. I'm not giving up.
#46 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then.
#47 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
and about how you've never doubted for a second
#48 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
Or an art critic. That painting is bad.
#49 Recap of The Office (US) Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
Boom. Roasted.
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