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Season 1  "Old School"  1x8

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 12, 2013

Jake's dream comes true when he gets to spend the day with his hero, Jimmy Brogan, a former crime reporter. But the dream becomes a nightmare when Jake's comments about Holt and the precinct are considered "on the record." Meanwhile, Terry and Charles try to teach Rosa how to be less terrifying on the witness stand.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 1
"Unload." Great choice of words.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 2
Why? I'm fine on the stand.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
[Taps gavel] Ms. Diaz.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Oh, good God, why do you smell like an ashtray?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
to the perp's IP address. Got it.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
A mafia thug pried both his kneecaps off
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 8
Sit up straight, all right? Be aware of your hands, okay?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
I know how to blink.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Maybe I should roll over there, help out.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
and an openly gay man like me...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
They were great detectives. I mean, they were legit.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
Could he really light a matchstick on his face?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Pfft! I eat coffee grounds.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
Eh, it's not... bartender.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
Look who's here.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
"Who's the friend of yours with the ping-pong?"
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
Throw it! I believe in you.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
Well, I'm around.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 20
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 21
Boyle, pull it together.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
That's actually my wedding suit.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Hey, Jake. You've been alive forever.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
and declared bankruptcy.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 25
distract you from your work.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 28
What? No, no. Why did I use this algorithm?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
All right, so if we ignore all these fraudulent purchases
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
I'm glad you could be here for this.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Hoo! Yeah!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
fighting against the rising tide of hair bags.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
but you, sir, are old-school.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
She's dressed right. We coached her.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
I caught Mr. Ladd physically beating his boss
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
Brogan just sent me the quotes he's gonna run.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
We were just hanging out, being old-school.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
Those quotes cannot run.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
I look like a psycho up there!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
to your happy place.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
[Slurps] Mmm! Carbonara!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
Is that something people wanna do?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
I was clearly not in control.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
All right, I will talk like a man.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 46
but you don't know who initiated the fight.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 47
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From things that I said about this precinct
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 49
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 50
Yeah. But that caveman kinda had it coming,

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Why? I'm fine on the stand.
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 3
[Taps gavel] Ms. Diaz.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 4
Oh, good God, why do you smell like an ashtray?
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 5
to the perp's IP address. Got it.
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 6
A mafia thug pried both his kneecaps off
#6
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Sit up straight, all right? Be aware of your hands, okay?
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 9
I know how to blink.
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 10
Maybe I should roll over there, help out.
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 11
and an openly gay man like me...
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 12
They were great detectives. I mean, they were legit.
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 13
Could he really light a matchstick on his face?
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 14
Pfft! I eat coffee grounds.
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 15
Eh, it's not... bartender.
#15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 16
Look who's here.
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 17
"Who's the friend of yours with the ping-pong?"
#17
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 18
Throw it! I believe in you.
#18
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 19
Well, I'm around.
#19
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Boyle, pull it together.
#21
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 22
That's actually my wedding suit.
#22
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 23
Hey, Jake. You've been alive forever.
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 24
and declared bankruptcy.
#24
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distract you from your work.
#25
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What? No, no. Why did I use this algorithm?
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 29
All right, so if we ignore all these fraudulent purchases
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 30
I'm glad you could be here for this.
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 31
Hoo! Yeah!
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 32
fighting against the rising tide of hair bags.
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 33
but you, sir, are old-school.
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 34
She's dressed right. We coached her.
#34
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 35
I caught Mr. Ladd physically beating his boss
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 36
Brogan just sent me the quotes he's gonna run.
#36
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 37
We were just hanging out, being old-school.
#37
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 38
Those quotes cannot run.
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 39
I look like a psycho up there!
#39
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 40
to your happy place.
#40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 41
[Slurps] Mmm! Carbonara!
#41
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 42
Is that something people wanna do?
#42
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 43
I was clearly not in control.
#43
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 8 (S01E08) - 44
All right, I will talk like a man.
#44
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but you don't know who initiated the fight.
#46
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From things that I said about this precinct
#48
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Yeah. But that caveman kinda had it coming,
#50