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Season 7

Aired 4 days ago - Feb 13, 2020

Adrian Pimento shows up unexpectedly to seek Jake and Charles’ help after claiming someone is trying to kill him. The rest of the squad endures a Workplace Conflict seminar.

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- HR said they're sending a funny guy.
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Sara Gilbert.
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You're at the nine-nine, and you know what a table is.
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she keeps forgetting where she's swimming?
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- What's up, squad?
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All we have to do is study the crap out of it,
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Get busy, ya flope. - Flope?
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It's usually big blockbusters like "Finding Dory."
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- Okay, this is immediately unhelpful,
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to see if he's cheating with a spin instructor named Kendra.
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- It says, "Take pill, right jacket po"...
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- So what do you think caused Pimento's memory loss?
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- Actually, I got a hammer in my car.
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but the medication he's on may be making him paranoid.
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- Great, so it sounds like he might be getting better.
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Thank you.
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- Don't have any.
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- Oh, Adrian, the back of your gown's open.
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that you're leaving for yourself.
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- A group of people with a common characteristic
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in a truly gigantic font.
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- Are you sure that's what the D stands for?
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- Ah, I'll go get it. You stay here.
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How's it going with Charles?
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No, wait a minute, you're the only person
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- Oh, perfect.
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- Okay, great.
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that I have nothing to correct you on.
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so I guess we'll spend the next two hours
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Now, it could be something small, like a pet peeve, or...
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Also, one time, I ate a dog biscuit
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I'm so glad you and Amy are taking that step.
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- Stop saying that!
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Look, you're being unfair.
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- Sometimes you can be a little much.
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Pimento is gone. - Just like our friendship!
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- I dogsat for Scully, and he never thanked me.
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Nom, nom.
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I'm really proud of you guys,
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- Seriously? - Aw.
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- We have to find him before his doctor does.
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Do you guys only watch kids' movies?
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- Oh, please, you're making this way too easy.
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- You must have tried to escape out the window
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Should I go over here?
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separate incidents.
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I'm really scared. - Yeah, I know,
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but I could really use your help.
Aired 11 days ago - Feb 06, 2020

A new captain at the Nine-Nine attempts to ingratiate herself with Jake and the squad by inviting them over to her house for a dinner party.

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From who? Madeline Wuntch, per chance?
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What a gigantic turd.
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But she seems like a liar.
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Step-daddy issues. This is a new thing.
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Why would she choose this lame temporary posting here?
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And I'm gonna find that "but and drill down on it.
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I have a wife and three kids at home.
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How do you get such straight margins
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Ollies. And the roast beef one that you said.
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- I'm not firing you. - I'm impressed by your talent
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In my mouth I said I would think about it
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Maybe she's just a nice person.
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Just because Wuntch signed an order
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Bitch?
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Their mock trial team gets hired to work real cases.
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You only wear sneakers for their literal purpose:
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Oh, okay. Well, good luck trying to stop us.
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And tonight we're going all the way.
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- Oh good, the food. - I'm starving.
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if I ever saw you again.
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- Yes, John. - Thanks for reminding me, John.
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and it's not gonna work for you.
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Now you understand? You officiated our wedding.
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Come with me, I want to make an introduction.
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She's serving my favorite dessert: carrots.
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to someone, though.
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So Cap tells me you're in "Major Crimes."
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It's mostly Broadway stars and celebrity chefs,
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Oh, nah. I work out in my garage,
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Okay, we've got her meeting the mayor,
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In here.
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But it came out so smooth I barely even felt it.
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Has a new captain moved into my precinct,
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That's it, you and me outside.
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You seem to working this one spot a lot.
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Lieutenant Jeffords has a passion for compassion.
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I feel it is quite warm.
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Oh, I'll have one of those.
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Someone call a doctor.
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- Here. - This is all you need.
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- Welcome back, Charles. - Oh, right away?
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Now let's see if you do know Madeline Wuntch.
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What happened? Am I okay?
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What? No. That's not true.
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Well, you said it so creepy.
Aired 11 days ago - Feb 06, 2020

Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt on a city councilor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer.

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Is this Amy-hates-dogs-Amy or Amy-extra-stressed-Amy?
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Jake and I agreed to wait at least a year until we tried.
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- Santiago! - Ah!
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Yeah, I'm gonna get you a pregnancy test.
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They're mostly about the dangers of standing.
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You're gonna love it. It has robust social features.
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♪ Ooh, here he comes
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from either the second or third floor
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but I'll just go back
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on the ground, save it for later.
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so you can place it on the ground?
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so our shooter must've left here on foot.
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Hot dog man, tell them what you told me.
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between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Avenue.
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Right, we'll do the burn book later.
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I haven't seen you since your big news conference
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we have a job to do.
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the Manhunter.
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It's a New York bodega, you can't be too cautious.
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I wasn't going to.
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Our favorite...
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- I can't. - What? Why?
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really closely for a noise clue,
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Don't have to say it.
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You know what, you earned it.
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- Hunks! - I have a headline.
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I'm just always being given meaningless tasks
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Oh, no, I don't want to be a part of this.
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How dare you.
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that you don't know how to give an order!
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No!
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I just need, like, some calming noises.
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Why is the tent so quiet?
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I put a recording device in my girls' room.
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I know we got kicked off the case,
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Please don't make me help you with this.
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and make no impact on the world, or stand up!
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- What would that entail? - I'll just show you.
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Holt is a great cop,
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although he can serve it Razorback-style.
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- Okay, cop. - Turn it off.
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was just some random bystander on whom you tried to pin it!
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Debbie, there's no way you told me that.
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Why would any of us have that footage?
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Wait, this is about you having to pee?
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to care about Debbie.