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Season 1  "The Party"  1x16

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 04, 2014

The officers in the precinct head over to Holt’s house to celebrate his birthday, but they wind up making a poor impression on his husband.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 1
I just stand in the middle of the room and don't say anything.
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You're gonna say is we can't be late.
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You said so many things about shorts, I got confused.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 4
That will be $1,600.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 5
Ah, welcome.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 6
Evening, so glad you could make it.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 7
Our home has a "no shoptalk" policy.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 8
No, we haven't, and we need to.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 9
That's right, yes. I head the classics department.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 10
And let the detectives settle in?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 11
We've been here all of four minutes,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 12
That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 13
That's great stuff.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 14
Don't worry, it's just, like, hats and scarves and stuff.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 15
Keep a low profile, chuckle at anecdotes.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 16
Okay.
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Or was it three weeks? No, four.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 20
Stop eating crab wrong!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 21
I'm vivian ludley. I work with Kevin.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 22
Chickpeas, tahini, smoked paprika...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 23
No, hey! My notes!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 24
Nope. How 'bout you?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 25
I was thinking how I would make the perfect american president,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 26
Oh, man, it's black Tom Selleck and white Sidney Poitier.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 27
Can I help you?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 28
The 1950s movies that are from the '50s.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
Come on! Why doesn't my life always work out perfectly?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 30
This song gets to me every time.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 31
Bu-u-u-ooh...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 32
One time, I had coffee-flavored ice cream.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 34
We were discussing-- yes, so interesting,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 35
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Excuse me one second.
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But I actually got academic dispensation to eat one once.
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At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing:
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Oh, I didn't buy it. It came with the house.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 43
But clearly, I have only scratched the surface.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 44
Seriously? Hold this, I gotta go.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 45
What are you doing here?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 46
I cannot believe you would both violate
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 47
Your employees are the ones putting a damper on the party.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 48
No! Get away!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 49
I made you invite them because I like them.
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Occupied?

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You're gonna say is we can't be late.
#2
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You said so many things about shorts, I got confused.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 4
That will be $1,600.
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 5
Ah, welcome.
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 6
Evening, so glad you could make it.
#6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 7
Our home has a "no shoptalk" policy.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 8
No, we haven't, and we need to.
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 9
That's right, yes. I head the classics department.
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 10
And let the detectives settle in?
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 11
We've been here all of four minutes,
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 12
That's a word I learned for this party, and I am it!
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 13
That's great stuff.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 14
Don't worry, it's just, like, hats and scarves and stuff.
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 15
Keep a low profile, chuckle at anecdotes.
#15
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Okay.
#16
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Or was it three weeks? No, four.
#18
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Stop eating crab wrong!
#20
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I'm vivian ludley. I work with Kevin.
#21
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Chickpeas, tahini, smoked paprika...
#22
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 23
No, hey! My notes!
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 24
Nope. How 'bout you?
#24
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 25
I was thinking how I would make the perfect american president,
#25
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Oh, man, it's black Tom Selleck and white Sidney Poitier.
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 27
Can I help you?
#27
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The 1950s movies that are from the '50s.
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
Come on! Why doesn't my life always work out perfectly?
#29
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This song gets to me every time.
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 31
Bu-u-u-ooh...
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 32
One time, I had coffee-flavored ice cream.
#32
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We were discussing-- yes, so interesting,
#34
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Excuse me one second.
#36
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But I actually got academic dispensation to eat one once.
#37
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At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing:
#39
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Oh, I didn't buy it. It came with the house.
#42
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But clearly, I have only scratched the surface.
#43
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Seriously? Hold this, I gotta go.
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 45
What are you doing here?
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 46
I cannot believe you would both violate
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 47
Your employees are the ones putting a damper on the party.
#47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 48
No! Get away!
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 49
I made you invite them because I like them.
#49
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 50
Occupied?
#50