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Season 1  "The Tagger"  1x2

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 24, 2013

When Jake is late for roll call, Captain Ray Holt assigns him to a graffiti case that Jake feels is below his level. However, when the culprit turns out to be the Deputy Commissioner’s son, the case becomes a major problem. Meanwhile, Gina’s psychic friend visits the precinct and gets inside Charles.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
Well, it's surprising because you would think
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is a psychic, and she's ready to help you.
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And I did.
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on ladies' footwear.
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So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman?
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What's insane is how you refuse
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Okay.
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Did he let you play your mixtape?
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She was right. She died two years later.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
Say "thank you," Charles.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
Say hello to Harvey Norgenbloom,
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But the sandals define Harvey.
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and I'm not gonna let you screw it up
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And when you show me that you can do your job...
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every part of the job perfectly,
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Hi, so I was able to procure that $50 after all,
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Writing a perfect report.
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It was nice working with you. [Laughs]
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You know what they don't teach you at the academy?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
about my life.
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Where was it?
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Sorry this is taking so long.
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My name is banana fartman, md.
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
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Mm-hmm, she said "blue" and "yellow," Charles.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
Oh, little boo-boo.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Hey, look at this.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
I'm not sure how things work here,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
Or we could round down to 20,
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Are doing tonight?
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[Sighs]
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I mean, my report has over 25 pages
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and making this call is part of your job.
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Man, you were totally right about the cocaine,
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and getting seriously injured.
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he fires me, and I spend the rest of my career
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she's kind of a cute blonde named Erica,
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Okay, thank you for that, Santiago.
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You want this collar? Paperwork's all done,
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and you can hang out in that category all by yourself.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Well, my career is over.
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and some chocolate I was saving for a special occasion.
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Nothing.
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He makes straight "A"s. He's going to Duke next year.
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because nothing happened.
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Have a good one.
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I'd get badly hurt, so I'm not chancing it.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
You make your own destiny.

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is a psychic, and she's ready to help you.
#2
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And I did.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
on ladies' footwear.
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman?
#5
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What's insane is how you refuse
#6
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Okay.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
Did he let you play your mixtape?
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
She was right. She died two years later.
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
Say "thank you," Charles.
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
Say hello to Harvey Norgenbloom,
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
But the sandals define Harvey.
#12
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and I'm not gonna let you screw it up
#13
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And when you show me that you can do your job...
#14
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every part of the job perfectly,
#15
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Ow, ow, ow.
#16
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Hi, so I was able to procure that $50 after all,
#17
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Writing a perfect report.
#18
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It was nice working with you. [Laughs]
#20
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You know what they don't teach you at the academy?
#21
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about my life.
#22
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Where was it?
#23
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Sorry this is taking so long.
#24
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My name is banana fartman, md.
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Mm-hmm, she said "blue" and "yellow," Charles.
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
Oh, little boo-boo.
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
Hey, look at this.
#29
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I'm not sure how things work here,
#30
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Or we could round down to 20,
#31
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Are doing tonight?
#32
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[Sighs]
#33
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I mean, my report has over 25 pages
#34
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and making this call is part of your job.
#35
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Man, you were totally right about the cocaine,
#36
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and getting seriously injured.
#37
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he fires me, and I spend the rest of my career
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
she's kind of a cute blonde named Erica,
#39
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Okay, thank you for that, Santiago.
#40
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You want this collar? Paperwork's all done,
#41
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and you can hang out in that category all by yourself.
#42
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Well, my career is over.
#43
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and some chocolate I was saving for a special occasion.
#44
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Nothing.
#45
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He makes straight "A"s. He's going to Duke next year.
#46
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because nothing happened.
#47
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Have a good one.
#48
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I'd get badly hurt, so I'm not chancing it.
#49
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You make your own destiny.
#50