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Season 1  "Sal's Pizza"  1x9

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 19, 2013

When Sal's Pizza burns down and the fire marshal quickly assumes that the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation, Jake does everything in his power to prove him wrong, even if it means stepping out of his jurisdiction. Meanwhile back at the precinct, chaos ensues when a computer virus publishes everyone's browser history.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
So my command is your command.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
for "magic-themed singles night"?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Ropesburg P.D. Offered me a job
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
but it doesn't seem like it's worth it...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
"Mouth-feel"? What is that?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
but Boone is King doofus of doofus island.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
My name is savant.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Use Gina. She's my assistant,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Wow, it's like watching meet the press.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
file that for you, Jake?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
The first dollar bill I ever made.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
Yeah, of course.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
then we'll move on to the rest of your competition,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
Cone.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
- Nope. - Weird.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
Me? No, I am just filing evidence, sir.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
In a word, yes.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
A little gasoline... fah! A little match.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
But way more importantly, I did a little research,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
This is a dead end.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
Well, I know my way around a computer, that's for sure.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
But seriously, what's your favorite Jay-Z song?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Yeah, we're all just calm, cool, collected...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
That's just gross.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Oh, my God, enough.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
These firemen are not moving.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
The son is adopted. Your wife is in a coma.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
He's a cute kid.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
Aah!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
What's going on is that Peralta
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
Get off him, Boone! You big marshmallow!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
for Detective Peralta's actions,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
He overstepped his jurisdiction.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Captain reads my blast.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
Halfway through our last season, he left me and my mom,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
Just leaves his son like that?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
But first, let's hug like men.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
What's going on?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Hi, sergeant.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
because this is the most boring place on earth.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
But I'd go with Simon Walker.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
is gonna handle that?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Fine, what was with the flossing?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Captain, turn your greatest weakness
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
so I bet he'd love a steady paycheck
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
because I've spent most of my adult life hating you
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
Looks like it was jimmied open with a crowbar.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
- Did you get it? - Uh-huh. My turn?

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
for "magic-themed singles night"?
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
Ropesburg P.D. Offered me a job
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4 #4 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
but it doesn't seem like it's worth it...
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
"Mouth-feel"? What is that?
#6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
but Boone is King doofus of doofus island.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
My name is savant.
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Use Gina. She's my assistant,
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Wow, it's like watching meet the press.
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
file that for you, Jake?
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
The first dollar bill I ever made.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
Yeah, of course.
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
then we'll move on to the rest of your competition,
#15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
Cone.
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
- Nope. - Weird.
#17
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Me? No, I am just filing evidence, sir.
#18
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In a word, yes.
#19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
A little gasoline... fah! A little match.
#20
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
But way more importantly, I did a little research,
#21
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
This is a dead end.
#22
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Well, I know my way around a computer, that's for sure.
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
But seriously, what's your favorite Jay-Z song?
#24
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Yeah, we're all just calm, cool, collected...
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
That's just gross.
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Oh, my God, enough.
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
These firemen are not moving.
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
The son is adopted. Your wife is in a coma.
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
He's a cute kid.
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
Aah!
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
What's going on is that Peralta
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
Get off him, Boone! You big marshmallow!
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
for Detective Peralta's actions,
#34
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
He overstepped his jurisdiction.
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
Captain reads my blast.
#36
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
Halfway through our last season, he left me and my mom,
#37
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
Just leaves his son like that?
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
But first, let's hug like men.
#39
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
What's going on?
#40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Hi, sergeant.
#41
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
because this is the most boring place on earth.
#42
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
But I'd go with Simon Walker.
#43
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
is gonna handle that?
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
Fine, what was with the flossing?
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Captain, turn your greatest weakness
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
so I bet he'd love a steady paycheck
#47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
because I've spent most of my adult life hating you
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
Looks like it was jimmied open with a crowbar.
#49
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
- Did you get it? - Uh-huh. My turn?
#50