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Season 7  "Funkhouser's Crazy Sister"  7x1

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 20, 2009

Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 1
we're waiting for the results.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 2
All you do is send a text. you make an agreement--
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
It's a little late for an invitation, is it not?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
That's probably why people don't tell...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
You've got something to do. You'd better go do it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
Mr. david, i wanted to talk to you about your girlfriend.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Say you had to make a bet with vegas on this,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 9
You just go into the refrigerator without asking?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
Why is that a priority?! Your girlfriend is sick.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
- You want this little pear? - Don't condescend to me with your tiny pear.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
you're a welcome guest.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
- why, you didn't mean it? - of course not!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
I'll see you at jeff's tonight.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
don't assume anything. if they had told me
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 16
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 18
- the kardashians! - what? no!
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They take you up on it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 25
- what is that? is that dr. schaffer? what's he doing here?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
- this is sam. - hi. it's good to meet you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
- is that a crime? - no, it's not a crime.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
- What? nothing. what do you mean? - When you came over to the house.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
No wonder she was singing "I love the fat boy."
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
- If we have time. - It's possible.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 33
Oh? Then might you explain the whereabouts of the freshly-sliced deli-packaged turkey...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
You were... You were... Oh no, you weren't. I know where you were!
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
You're... You're serving nothing but lies here. I'm not hungry.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
Okay, everybody, everybody,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
Let's enjoy our dinner. I'm sorry this happened.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
It's sad because I'm having so much fun here, and then... and I gotta go and...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Resting? What does resting even mean?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 40
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 41
You want to join us?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
Um, it's not happening.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
Oh yeah, I'm gonna go outside. I'll go out with you.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
- It's weird. - It's crazy.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
and you... it was just different. Like when you were working on "Seinfeld,"
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
- Slivers of Larry is better. - I get that.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
I gotta go get out of something.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 48
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 50
Okay, she'll give you a statement. I've gotta get in the house.

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All you do is send a text. you make an agreement--
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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 3
It's a little late for an invitation, is it not?
#3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 4
That's probably why people don't tell...
#4
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 5
You've got something to do. You'd better go do it.
#5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 6
Mr. david, i wanted to talk to you about your girlfriend.
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 7
Say you had to make a bet with vegas on this,
#7
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You just go into the refrigerator without asking?
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 10
Why is that a priority?! Your girlfriend is sick.
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 11
- You want this little pear? - Don't condescend to me with your tiny pear.
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 12
you're a welcome guest.
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 13
- why, you didn't mean it? - of course not!
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 14
I'll see you at jeff's tonight.
#14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 15
don't assume anything. if they had told me
#15
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- the kardashians! - what? no!
#18
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They take you up on it.
#23
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- what is that? is that dr. schaffer? what's he doing here?
#25
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 26
- this is sam. - hi. it's good to meet you.
#26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 27
- is that a crime? - no, it's not a crime.
#27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 28
- What? nothing. what do you mean? - When you came over to the house.
#28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 29
No wonder she was singing "I love the fat boy."
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 30
- If we have time. - It's possible.
#30
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Oh? Then might you explain the whereabouts of the freshly-sliced deli-packaged turkey...
#33
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 34
You were... You were... Oh no, you weren't. I know where you were!
#34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 35
You're... You're serving nothing but lies here. I'm not hungry.
#35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 36
Okay, everybody, everybody,
#36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 37
Let's enjoy our dinner. I'm sorry this happened.
#37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 38
It's sad because I'm having so much fun here, and then... and I gotta go and...
#38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 39
Resting? What does resting even mean?
#39
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You want to join us?
#41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 42
Um, it's not happening.
#42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 43
Oh yeah, I'm gonna go outside. I'll go out with you.
#43
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 44
- It's weird. - It's crazy.
#44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 45
and you... it was just different. Like when you were working on "Seinfeld,"
#45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 46
- Slivers of Larry is better. - I get that.
#46
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1 (S07E01) - 47
I gotta go get out of something.
#47
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Okay, she'll give you a statement. I've gotta get in the house.
#50