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Season 7  "The Table Read"  7x9

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 15, 2009

Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 1
No, I'm gonna keep it. Of course I'm gonna return it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 2
- Allright, great. - Okay?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 3
- Why don't you ask him? - I don't need to ask him.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 4
- I don't wanna stay on the way. - No, you don't stand on the way.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 5
So she does. They have eight hours of sex after their marriage.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 6
Okay, you told the joke, let's go.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 7
Cheryl: okay.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 8
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 9
All right, so you lost a couple of million.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 10
Jerr, can you do me a favor and babysit tonight?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 11
- I'm not sure how I feel about that. - Why?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 12
Man: okay, please go to scene h. It's in the coffee shop.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 13
and he was wearing this quilted jacket with the collar up,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 14
So, George, are you marrying her for your money?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 15
- Well, have fun. I will talk to you later. - Okay.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 16
The pen was in your mouth, the pen was in your ear...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 17
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 18
what's this?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 19
with Funkhouser's friend Danny Duberstein.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 20
It kind of worked. no?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 21
You know, I like to keep my pens in a barbicide.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 22
Somebody knocks on your door, you have to answer it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 23
You know, when you're a kid and you like can relate to a grown-up,
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 24
oh, forgot to tell her we cut the restaurant scene.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 25
He was fortunate to discover the crystals
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 26
Well, I'm afraid in that particular scenario my sympathies...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 27
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 28
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 29
just trying to find a tone.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 30
- A pen. - Yes, it is a pen.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 31
This pen is almost blind compared to my pen.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 32
and get... Just meet him for two minutes.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 33
"bar mitzfit" and all that shit, yeah.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 34
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 35
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 36
Okay, i'll make it right.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 37
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 38
- I wasn't giving it to you. - Why else would I have it?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 39
Okay, first of all...
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 40
- Well, I can't imagine why. - I know why.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 41
Larry said he'd be here at 2:00.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 42
give him a hug and some sugar.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 43
so you always keep your mitzvah kind of full, at capacity.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 44
Was it 10? Was it 130?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 45
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 46
Let me tell you how fucking well he bought it.
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 47
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 48
Why... What the fuck is that hat?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 49
- oh my god. - Is this great?
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 50
Yeah, it was a long, painful death.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 2
- Allright, great. - Okay?
#2
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- Why don't you ask him? - I don't need to ask him.
#3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 4
- I don't wanna stay on the way. - No, you don't stand on the way.
#4
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 5
So she does. They have eight hours of sex after their marriage.
#5
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 6
Okay, you told the joke, let's go.
#6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 7
Cheryl: okay.
#7
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All right, so you lost a couple of million.
#9
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 10
Jerr, can you do me a favor and babysit tonight?
#10
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 11
- I'm not sure how I feel about that. - Why?
#11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 12
Man: okay, please go to scene h. It's in the coffee shop.
#12
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 13
and he was wearing this quilted jacket with the collar up,
#13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 14
So, George, are you marrying her for your money?
#14
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 15
- Well, have fun. I will talk to you later. - Okay.
#15
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 16
The pen was in your mouth, the pen was in your ear...
#16
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what's this?
#18
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 19
with Funkhouser's friend Danny Duberstein.
#19
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 20
It kind of worked. no?
#20
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 21
You know, I like to keep my pens in a barbicide.
#21
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 22
Somebody knocks on your door, you have to answer it.
#22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 23
You know, when you're a kid and you like can relate to a grown-up,
#23
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 24
oh, forgot to tell her we cut the restaurant scene.
#24
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 25
He was fortunate to discover the crystals
#25
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 26
Well, I'm afraid in that particular scenario my sympathies...
#26
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 27
#27
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just trying to find a tone.
#29
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 30
- A pen. - Yes, it is a pen.
#30
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 31
This pen is almost blind compared to my pen.
#31
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 32
and get... Just meet him for two minutes.
#32
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 33
"bar mitzfit" and all that shit, yeah.
#33
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Okay, i'll make it right.
#36
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- I wasn't giving it to you. - Why else would I have it?
#38
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 39
Okay, first of all...
#39
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 40
- Well, I can't imagine why. - I know why.
#40
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 41
Larry said he'd be here at 2:00.
#41
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 42
give him a hug and some sugar.
#42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 43
so you always keep your mitzvah kind of full, at capacity.
#43
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 44
Was it 10? Was it 130?
#44
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 45 #45 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 46
Let me tell you how fucking well he bought it.
#46
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Why... What the fuck is that hat?
#48
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 49
- oh my god. - Is this great?
#49
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 9 (S07E09) - 50
Yeah, it was a long, painful death.
#50