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Season 7

Aired 14 years ago - Nov 22, 2009

Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 15, 2009

Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

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No, I'm gonna keep it. Of course I'm gonna return it.
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- Allright, great. - Okay?
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- Why don't you ask him? - I don't need to ask him.
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- I don't wanna stay on the way. - No, you don't stand on the way.
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So she does. They have eight hours of sex after their marriage.
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Okay, you told the joke, let's go.
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Cheryl: okay.
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All right, so you lost a couple of million.
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Jerr, can you do me a favor and babysit tonight?
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- I'm not sure how I feel about that. - Why?
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Man: okay, please go to scene h. It's in the coffee shop.
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and he was wearing this quilted jacket with the collar up,
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So, George, are you marrying her for your money?
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- Well, have fun. I will talk to you later. - Okay.
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The pen was in your mouth, the pen was in your ear...
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what's this?
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with Funkhouser's friend Danny Duberstein.
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It kind of worked. no?
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You know, I like to keep my pens in a barbicide.
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Somebody knocks on your door, you have to answer it.
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You know, when you're a kid and you like can relate to a grown-up,
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oh, forgot to tell her we cut the restaurant scene.
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He was fortunate to discover the crystals
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Well, I'm afraid in that particular scenario my sympathies...
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just trying to find a tone.
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- A pen. - Yes, it is a pen.
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This pen is almost blind compared to my pen.
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and get... Just meet him for two minutes.
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"bar mitzfit" and all that shit, yeah.
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Okay, i'll make it right.
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- I wasn't giving it to you. - Why else would I have it?
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Okay, first of all...
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- Well, I can't imagine why. - I know why.
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Larry said he'd be here at 2:00.
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give him a hug and some sugar.
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so you always keep your mitzvah kind of full, at capacity.
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Was it 10? Was it 130?
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Let me tell you how fucking well he bought it.
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Why... What the fuck is that hat?
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- oh my god. - Is this great?
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Yeah, it was a long, painful death.
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 08, 2009

Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

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I told her you like wearing women's panties.
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A little more at ease. Maybe a little... Little kinder.
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Well, is the architecture not happening right now?
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and the store didn't open back up, so I just thought I'd take off.
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- Really? Fascinating. - Yeah.
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- I was building this strip mall... - Hold it a sec.
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- So you were the architect... - And she was into real estate.
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- Boy: go ahead! - I'm going to.
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- Hi. - Hi, susie.
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- You knew it was kids at a stand... - Right, it's kids.
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Duly noted.
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Why would you have to audition? It's based on you.
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- Okay, I'm next. - Good luck.
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I was going to... I was just trying these on
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And so, I'm on an airplane and I'm on the phone.
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I'm sorry, can't hear you. What is that?
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- I'm never gonna get him again. - It's just a tivo guy.
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- Just a formality, right? - Yeah.
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- Larry: great. - Should we move on?
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Ugh, I don't know. I don't know his name.
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- Ugh, I hope it was okay. - Mark: it was great.
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I know probably you think
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Next stop, comedy town.
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Jerry: look, believe me, you probably
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Every night they completely clean out the dressing room,
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If they're lost, they'd be here in the lost and found.
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- It's obvious I made it up. - I don't know what you believe.
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It's gonna follow you around, that sound.
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- You weren't good, you were great. - Oh, god.
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dennis and virginia and me, and had lunch.
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- First of all, you're my ex-wife, okay? - okay.
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- Oh, really? - Yeah, really.
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- How do you buy it online? - My assistant buys it for me.
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- Slight transvestite? - Yes.
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Stop overacting, just keep it on the down, okay?
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- Cheryl's gonna do the part. - Cheryl's gonna do the part.
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- The other's cunnilingus. - Mm-hmm.
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- Cheryl. - Cunnilingus.
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I'm gonna play george's ex-wife?
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Wow, so what happened with virginia?
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You're gonna do very well in this part.
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- Come on. - What are you talking about?
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- I'm fucked! - All right, calm down.
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¶ we never had the love that every child oughta get ¶
Aired 15 years ago - Nov 01, 2009

Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

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No cell phone in dining room. Club rule.
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- Thanks, larr. - You're welcome.
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Let's go, let's go. Come on.
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- I don't care for it. - You're protesting.
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You can't hold up the whole course like this! Let us play through!
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"i can't eat breakfast
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You know what happens when you yell at somebody with high blood pressure?
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and I could not believe that they were all true about one human being.
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but you killed him. You did!
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- How about that? - Yeah, that's great.
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Listen, kids cost a lot of money nowadays.
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- That's everything. - Uncle nat, look who you raised.
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- and change the inscription on my mother's stone. - Okay.
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There's no way he deserves that kind of money he's making.
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A good swing; you came over it.
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He attacked me! He leapt at me!
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It was something that we agreed to in our marriage vows.
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Oh, this is horrible.
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- Delicious, isn't it? - How can you talk about the food?
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I'm not a swan killer. Okay?
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I had fruit this morning. What am I gonna order it twice for?
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Who killed kyoko?
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- You like club? - I love this club.
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Um, no I really can't think of who could've done it.
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Yeah?
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- Well, you're... You're welcome. - Thank you.
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I have to say i'm very put off by this.
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I'm not saying it wasn't a beautiful gesture,
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your goddamn traps shut about this swan.
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By the way, I was talking to the stonemason on the phone the other night?
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So I'm hoisted on my own petard.
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but we wanted to do something special today,
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May I tell you my theory?
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Here, the two of them over here.
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He's gonna tell takahashi. We're screwed.
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And let's... Let's keep this between the two of us.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 25, 2009

When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

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- I... I can't do that. - What are you talking about?
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You're really the boss. You're the star of the show.
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- Odds even. - One takes.
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- but I guess you are. - I'm not like that! No, I'm not.
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Not a burka, but something in-between this and a burka.
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I don't need this, okay? I quit. I'm sorry.
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I mean, were you thinking of it somewhere in the back of your mind?
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- Move over. - I'm starved.
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- the luxury suite. - Of course I want the luxury suite.
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Jerry, I wanted to thank you so much.
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- I'll see you later. - Okay.
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- and just... You know, he needs to see that... - Read it?
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You can't go up to a woman
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The point is this... There's lots of men that we talked about hiring
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Her daughter getting fired
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Maybe an inch further down, cover up the belly button.
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This is my boss. This is larry.
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It was our wedding day. We were driving down to mexico for our honeymoon...
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Ohhh.
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- What are you doing? - Just let him go.
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No honking, no shushing.
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The hair, the glasses, everything.
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- Hello? - Larry, it's the invisible jew.
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that he signed that he used in a world series game.
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Ehh.
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- I mean, a regular guy? - Lewis.
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- in my life. - Oh, wow.
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- Really? - A real tear
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Anyway, I'm sad to tell you guys this, but I...
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- The r.v. That we want to use... - Yeah?
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I splashed him.
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Hey you! Put the napkins back.
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All right. Thank you very much.
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Would you mind telling me what I did, officer?
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Let me see the bag, please.
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So you're sure it's not one of the other guys?
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- Oh yeah. - I'll give you $200 for it.
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when I called you about that gift, okay, the phones went out.
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Behind you! The bat, the bat!
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I'm thinking that counts as a visit though, wouldn't you say?
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Oh, damn it.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 18, 2009

Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.

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You can't just grab the check
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- Really? - Are you still gonna make it
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- Why? - Why would she have a proclivity for chopsticks?
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- Just let me know. - Okay, you know what? We have to...
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- We'll talk to you, larry. - Bye, kelsey.
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Where is the ramp?
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Jesus, that really got my back.
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I would think that it would be nice to walk on a golf course.
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- Okay. - Ah.
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I had a hat on and then baldy showed up.
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Yeah, I didn't know when you wheeled away from the table that...
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- Okay. All right. - Hmm.
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John: I think it would be best for everyone
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Yeah, and there was like no reaction at all.
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and I know when I don't bring it, and I brought it.
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You should've broke that ass in two pieces.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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I'm kinda full myself. I don't think i'm really in the mood for that.
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- Nice to see you. - Nice to meet you.
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- For my sake. Please, be a friend. - I don't care.
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You know something? I heard rosie o'donnell beat the crap out of you.
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How nice. You guys are... Look at that.
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- There we go. There we go. - Yay yay.
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Even more than I hate the feeling of sand in my feet,
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- That's nice. - Do me a favor and watch sammi.
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- Help! Help! - Oh, okay.
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- Good. - Oh my god, sammi!
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Threw it right in the water. All my numbers, everything.
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some association so you remember who they are.
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With a handicapped woman, just not call her like that,
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When shit is too clean you can't fucking tell where the fuck you at.
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- Sounds cool, yeah. - You didn't mind me saying it?
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No, I'm sorry. I don't know your friend.
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What is this? Who are you listening to?
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Jamie. This is jamie. I'm john. Welcome.
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- Bullshit. - What can I tell you, larry? Sometimes you're an asshole.
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Listen, who got the bill? I got the bill at the end.
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- Please start to make your way into the performance area. - Right this way.
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That's really funny.
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 11, 2009

Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

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I want you in my wallet.
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So I just tell everybodthat.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, my friend christian slater's gonna be there.
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- Huge time. - Well, that's why she got rid of me.
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Yes. I don't know.
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What about the whole meg ryan situation?
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- Hey, buddy. That's sweet of you. - Hey, congratulations.
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- What was the last gift? - Both: "the freak book."
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- Hey, you circulate too, lar. - Yeah, well, I... I know. You're the big stars,
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- What? - You're really going to town on that caviar.
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If I'm talking to somebody and they said their friend has cancer,
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and I'm gonna step away then.
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Can I have everyone's attention, please?
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¶ you're just too good to be true ¶
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- ¶ I love you, baby... ¶ - larry: all right. Okay.
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Let's give her a nice round of applause. That was good.
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She said that you told her
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Smile.
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Your patient larry david.
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Technically, I called, but...
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All right. I'm gonna hang up then.
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- I think you're not a good... Eater.
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Ted danson?
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- Thank you, buddy. - I find it a little odd,
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"hey, you know what? Why don't you come with us?"
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- Is that supposed to be a gift? - Yes, that was a gift from the heart.
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It's bullshit. He's making it up.
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Pipe it down. We're good. We're good.
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You're so agreeable. I really love that about you.
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Oh my god, it's delicious.
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Hello? What's going on?
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- You've gotta go. - What?
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I'm not kidding. The food was just awful.
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How do you know that?
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Well, don't call, don't knock on the door...
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I just don't see how I can trust your medical recommendation.
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He found your bandage in the garbage can here
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I didn't know what to do!
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- Thank you. - Lovely. I love that print.
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When you're hurt, come back and I'll treat you.
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He can't sing anymore because of you.
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- and larry told me to shut the fuck up! - Susie: he did what?!
Aired 15 years ago - Oct 04, 2009

Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

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- Oh. - Maybe i'll run into you.
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Sandy: larry, i'm going to ask you the same question
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Do you want to do a half hour? We don't care.
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Hey, it was your idea and it completely works.
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And i have a pretty good idea for george too.
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- Yeah, we were gonna get scalper's tickets. - No need. No need.
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I know what you're up to. You're so full of it.
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This is great. And i'm a hero now with nbc.
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Whenever a sitcom does a reunion episode
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Your whole attitude about these shows.
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You don't like to get together. You hate to get together.
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And christopher walken? How do you explain that?
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And what about that story you were talking about-- How george would have an ex-Wife?
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The big thing for george is the ex-Wife who left him...
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'Cause we all know schmucks like that.
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- But anyway, what were you saying? - And julia--
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For george's ex-Wife, if we get one of these great actresses
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- We went out on a good note. - And we'll do it again.
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- Mm-Hmm. Mmm. Mmm. - What's your plan here?
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- No problem. Thank you. - You've been wonderful. Thank you very much.
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- Yeah, elaine around a kid. - Around the kid and her mother yelling at her.
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- Not so sure. - I'm so sure.
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How was the birthday party the other day?
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This one idea that actually happened to me--
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Okay, i'm glad you said that.
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Oh, okay. I've got the check. What are you doing?
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- You don't do what? - We don't share
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Nobody even knows what we're talking about.
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Did that son of a bitch give you a $20 tip?
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- Fantastic, man! - Is that unbelievable?
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Cheryl! Hey, cheryl!
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- I am? - Do you want to?
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Oh my god! Oh my god!
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- This is a joke. Just a joke. - Oh my god.
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I don't even know how to condition myself to do it.
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- Fucking asshole. - ( Beeps )
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That was a complete and utter waste of time.
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He puts me up in the rafters, the worst seats.
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Okay, first of all, i didn't really grill her.
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Grace and mary.
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- A tip is a solo, larry. - Larry: no, it's not!
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We discussed it the other day at lunch.
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Jeff: i never should've left you alone with goodman.
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You probably fuck up the apology. That's the line.
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- I'm not gonna forget. - Susie: all right.
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You know what happens to lyme disease if it's left untreated?
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- Thank you. - Okay, i could not find your acid reflux pills,
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Aired 15 years ago - Sep 27, 2009

Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

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So i would prefer for you to take me.
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With jeff, susie and lewis and his new girlfriend.
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- Who? Alton? - Alton. Alton.
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- Well... all right, fine. - You'll give him a call?
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Trundle: i do believe that a patient's personal relationships
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And obsesses over meaningless details
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- Thanks, l.D. - Good job.
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Okay, all right. Second opinion.
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Larry-- Oh, larry david?
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What-- What do you mean about my wife?
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- Where you at right now? Tell me where you at! - ( Beeps )
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On the way over here,
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Is it so hard? Is it a lot of work?
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- That drink. - Mmm mmm mmm-- Pomegranate surprise.
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- Oh, hey, bread. Fabulous. - Susie: finally.
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I was stabbing it with a knife. It's impossible.
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You know nothing about foreign films or anything. It's all about you.
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What the fuck did you do?
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- I'm sorry. - Lewis: uh-Huh.
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- Sure thing. - Jeez, i can't open the vacuum-Sealed packaging.
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Why do you fool around with married women?
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- Fix this shit. Fix it! - I'm not fixing anything.
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And i can see why they do it. It feels good.
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Mr. David, please have a seat,
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Oh, he was blessed. So, what? I'm unblessed. Is that what you're saying?
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- Have some girl time. - You enjoy yourselves, have a good discussion.
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Oh, right. Take care then.
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- That's awesome. - Good to see you.
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- okay, yeah. - ...but you were the one who instigated the hug.
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Then you came in and, because you were so embarrassed
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I'm still paying for them even if i replace them,
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In fact, my doctor said to not have any fights at all.
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Some people are nothing even with health.
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I made a mistake on that one.
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- What?! Jeff said-- Jeff said what? - What did you say?
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'Cause i didn't want to kiss her! Anyway, you went like this!
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Yeah, right. Yeah, i saw him yesterday in the reception area.
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To cure my cancer, doing something like that in the car!
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- Sure. Okay. - It's a check for his glasses.
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That you and loretta were not at the lecture yesterday.
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It's not true. I reject your hypothesis.
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With a doctor who would, you know, do that.
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Of about a 12-Year-Old!
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- What? - Alton's at the front door!
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That's right. I saw your ass,
Aired 15 years ago - Sep 20, 2009

Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

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we're waiting for the results.
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All you do is send a text. you make an agreement--
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It's a little late for an invitation, is it not?
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That's probably why people don't tell...
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You've got something to do. You'd better go do it.
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Mr. david, i wanted to talk to you about your girlfriend.
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Say you had to make a bet with vegas on this,
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You just go into the refrigerator without asking?
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Why is that a priority?! Your girlfriend is sick.
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- You want this little pear? - Don't condescend to me with your tiny pear.
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you're a welcome guest.
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- why, you didn't mean it? - of course not!
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I'll see you at jeff's tonight.
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don't assume anything. if they had told me
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- the kardashians! - what? no!
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They take you up on it.
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- what is that? is that dr. schaffer? what's he doing here?
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- this is sam. - hi. it's good to meet you.
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- is that a crime? - no, it's not a crime.
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- What? nothing. what do you mean? - When you came over to the house.
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No wonder she was singing "I love the fat boy."
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- If we have time. - It's possible.
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Oh? Then might you explain the whereabouts of the freshly-sliced deli-packaged turkey...
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You were... You were... Oh no, you weren't. I know where you were!
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You're... You're serving nothing but lies here. I'm not hungry.
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Okay, everybody, everybody,
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Let's enjoy our dinner. I'm sorry this happened.
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It's sad because I'm having so much fun here, and then... and I gotta go and...
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Resting? What does resting even mean?
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You want to join us?
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Um, it's not happening.
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Oh yeah, I'm gonna go outside. I'll go out with you.
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- It's weird. - It's crazy.
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and you... it was just different. Like when you were working on "Seinfeld,"
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- Slivers of Larry is better. - I get that.
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I gotta go get out of something.
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Okay, she'll give you a statement. I've gotta get in the house.