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Season 1  "The Pants Tent"  1x1

Aired 24 years ago - Oct 15, 2000

Larry goes to the movies with one of Cheryl's friends and his pants have an unusual bulge in them, making him look like he's having an erection.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 1
-What's going on? -Nothing, l'm going to the movies.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
-Get me off the speakerphone, please! -Hold on.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
-He's looking at my breasts. -Yeah, your special breasts.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
She's sitting on the aisle. She doesn't expect somebody to come in?
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
You're so funny.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
l get the distinct feeling that l'm, like, Himmler's ghost.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
l love you, nice to meet you. Hope l see you again.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
but l think your friend, Nancy...
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
-You didn't say anything-- -No, there was no time, the movie started.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
She wouldn't let me go and we got.... He wasn't there.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
-You have no idea what happened? -No.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
Do you know how much longer he's gonna be?
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
And the thing is, she's gonna ask me again.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
and said that she wanted me to write a pilot for her...
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
''and he said l couldn't write the pilot for her...
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
so my parents are very sensitive to it.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
-One stupid, little thing. -Because of the gay Jew cousin?
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
Nobody is gonna wanna see her on another awards show.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
ls that tin foil or plastic?
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
He just said no without telling me. So, that's what he said he was sorry about.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
-l do. -Let me tell you something.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
First of all, they're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
We've already had intercourse. She's loving, she speaks seven languages--
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
-Do you read the sides with her? -She reads Wiesel and a lot of things.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
-Am l hearing this? -l'm not having dinner.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
There he is, hi, Lar.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
l know you were in the car, you overheard me say something.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
l don't think my wife is Hitler, l love my wife very much.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
You have to get a hold of yourself.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
Larry, come, it's so cute.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
-Why are you doing this? This is silly! -Tell her what you told me the other night.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
Nancy, this is why it's funny...
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
-And l wouldn't mind it, if in fact, l did. -Wait a second.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
lf it happened, l would give you credit for it!
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
-Look at these pants. -That's not what it looked like.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
-l haven't seen you in so long, look at this. -Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Greene.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
There is a little bit of a problem. Remember the other day, you were leaving...
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
-So, they didn't even say hello to me. -l know, they're upset with you.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
We can't sit two in a four, we can sit a four in a four...
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
lt will help. Ma'am, can you come for one second?
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48
Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
-l'm gonna get the veal parmesan. -Honey, l don't think you should get that.
 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
lt's our business.

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Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 2
-Get me off the speakerphone, please! -Hold on.
#2 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 3 #3 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 4
-He's looking at my breasts. -Yeah, your special breasts.
#4 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 5
She's sitting on the aisle. She doesn't expect somebody to come in?
#5 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 6 #6 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 7
You're so funny.
#7 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 8
l get the distinct feeling that l'm, like, Himmler's ghost.
#8 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 9
l love you, nice to meet you. Hope l see you again.
#9 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 10
but l think your friend, Nancy...
#10 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 11 #11 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 12
-You didn't say anything-- -No, there was no time, the movie started.
#12 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 13 #13 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 14
She wouldn't let me go and we got.... He wasn't there.
#14 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 15
-You have no idea what happened? -No.
#15 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 16
Do you know how much longer he's gonna be?
#16 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 17
And the thing is, she's gonna ask me again.
#17 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 18
and said that she wanted me to write a pilot for her...
#18 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 19
''and he said l couldn't write the pilot for her...
#19 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 20
so my parents are very sensitive to it.
#20 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 21
-One stupid, little thing. -Because of the gay Jew cousin?
#21 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 22 #22 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 23
Nobody is gonna wanna see her on another awards show.
#23 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 24
ls that tin foil or plastic?
#24 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 25
He just said no without telling me. So, that's what he said he was sorry about.
#25 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 26
-l do. -Let me tell you something.
#26 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 27
First of all, they're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?
#27 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 28
We've already had intercourse. She's loving, she speaks seven languages--
#28 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 29
-Do you read the sides with her? -She reads Wiesel and a lot of things.
#29 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 30
-Am l hearing this? -l'm not having dinner.
#30 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 31
There he is, hi, Lar.
#31 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 32
l know you were in the car, you overheard me say something.
#32 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 33
l don't think my wife is Hitler, l love my wife very much.
#33 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 34
You have to get a hold of yourself.
#34 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 35
Larry, come, it's so cute.
#35 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 36 #36 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 37
-Why are you doing this? This is silly! -Tell her what you told me the other night.
#37 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 38
Nancy, this is why it's funny...
#38 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 39
-And l wouldn't mind it, if in fact, l did. -Wait a second.
#39 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 40
lf it happened, l would give you credit for it!
#40 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 41
-Look at these pants. -That's not what it looked like.
#41 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 42 #42 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 43
-l haven't seen you in so long, look at this. -Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Greene.
#43 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 44
There is a little bit of a problem. Remember the other day, you were leaving...
#44 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 45
-So, they didn't even say hello to me. -l know, they're upset with you.
#45 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 46
We can't sit two in a four, we can sit a four in a four...
#46 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 47
lt will help. Ma'am, can you come for one second?
#47 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 48 #48 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 49
-l'm gonna get the veal parmesan. -Honey, l don't think you should get that.
#49 Recap of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 1 Episode 1 (S01E01) - 50
lt's our business.
#50