S11 E3
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Season 11  "Perfect Pairs"  11x3

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 09, 2019

Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting! However, when they realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 1
Dad, I'm on the short list for this NASA job.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
if she found out I wasn't even legal yet.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
I can't believe that you guys are already engaged!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
He's obviously a gold digger,
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
says where she buys a latte every Saturday at 10:00.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
while I'm trying to enjoy a few precious moments
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
Ugh. Let's get rid of this bad reminder, huh?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Don't be a hero, super mom, huh?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Mmm!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Vera went through a Found Art phase.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Who was your favorite artist in the postimpressionist show?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
to pay for medical school,
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Oh, no.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Well, that's because after we met... not blaming you...
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
How come you never let me play with that thing?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
And by the way, unlike you, I grew up working-class.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20
And I'm marrying this woman.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Gold digger. I've always hated to see people
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
Oh, I didn't need that much from him.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24
and it is not always appropriate, you know?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Now up and down, a little deeper.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
Because I actually need...
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Uh, same old eyes. I'm just gonna go ahead and, um...
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
What... What part of the museum did you get this from?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
If I could turn back time...
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Well, it... it turns out he was born, um...
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
Yeah, you guys are gonna love Xander and Mateo.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
What's wrong with me?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
where she needs to be perfect all the time.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
I could really use a cheat day.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
but honestly, if your wife left you
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
In fact, I want to give you something else.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Fine.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42
but I don't have time for another magic trick.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
We're ba-a-ck!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
I need to explain.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
that I admired so much because she needed no man?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
I just didn't want him to be suspicious.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Someone call a lawyer!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
There are plenty of old, rich men around here
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
And how did you get started in that business?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50
Why is our gardener wearing your tuxedo?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 2
if she found out I wasn't even legal yet.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3 #3 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
I can't believe that you guys are already engaged!
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
He's obviously a gold digger,
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6 #6 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
says where she buys a latte every Saturday at 10:00.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
while I'm trying to enjoy a few precious moments
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
Ugh. Let's get rid of this bad reminder, huh?
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Don't be a hero, super mom, huh?
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Mmm!
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Vera went through a Found Art phase.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
Who was your favorite artist in the postimpressionist show?
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
to pay for medical school,
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
Oh, no.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
Well, that's because after we met... not blaming you...
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
How come you never let me play with that thing?
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18
And by the way, unlike you, I grew up working-class.
#18
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And I'm marrying this woman.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Gold digger. I've always hated to see people
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22
Oh, I didn't need that much from him.
#22
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and it is not always appropriate, you know?
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
Now up and down, a little deeper.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
Because I actually need...
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Uh, same old eyes. I'm just gonna go ahead and, um...
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28 #28 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
What... What part of the museum did you get this from?
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
If I could turn back time...
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Well, it... it turns out he was born, um...
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
Yeah, you guys are gonna love Xander and Mateo.
#33
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What's wrong with me?
#35
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where she needs to be perfect all the time.
#36
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I could really use a cheat day.
#37
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but honestly, if your wife left you
#39
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In fact, I want to give you something else.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Fine.
#41
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but I don't have time for another magic trick.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
We're ba-a-ck!
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
I need to explain.
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
that I admired so much because she needed no man?
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
I just didn't want him to be suspicious.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Someone call a lawyer!
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
There are plenty of old, rich men around here
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
And how did you get started in that business?
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50
Why is our gardener wearing your tuxedo?
#50