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Season 1  "Not in My House"  1x12

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 13, 2010

When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's doing, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily correct her. Jay and Gloria disagree over his beloved life-sized dog butler statue, and Cameron gets sucked into their gardener's woes.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
March to the edge of the stage, and point at you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
Feel like a torpedo.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
How can you just turn your back on a friend like that?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
I'm sure dad is just gonna go out
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
That the marionettes are not kind to latecomers.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
I just asked him if he wanted to have a glass of water
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Breasts are like these scary, mystical things
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
You do know that women stopped wearing girdles like 30 years ago, right?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
He's not a guest. He works for us.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
We can fix him. Let me take a better look.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
Um...
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
It's ridiculous! I didn't mean to hurt it!
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
That the dog butler is a little ridiculous.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
It's an unholy mix between man and beast.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
Why is dad in luke's room with the door closed?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
Alex. Sorry.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
But everything's -- everything's fine now.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
You're probably just feeling a little tense from alis.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Where's your mind?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
What'd he say? Something... House... Something.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
"it" is a human being, mitchell!
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
This man could have lost his brother in a cable-car accident!
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
I think this has something to do with the gardener.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
And now you'll know that I'm not a manic mother teresa out there
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
What's the real reason?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
So, trouble in gay paradise, huh?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
Ah, she hates barkley.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
Hell, I'm probably fighting with your mom
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
What I got now is a lot better.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
And I waited in line to get this signed, haley.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
And I'll never forgive you!
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Oh. Home already.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
Listen, cam, I-I love that you try and help the world.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
Okay, well, if that ever happens, I will let you know.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
Something you shouldn't have been looking at? Yeah.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
And some parts just seemed crazy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
That's disturbing, sweetie. Why haley?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
That was private! Oh, please.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
They don't have any privacy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Rosa, thank you for coming. Gracias.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
He always can put himself first.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
that was nice.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
I don't want that.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
March to the edge of the stage, and point at you.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
Feel like a torpedo.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
How can you just turn your back on a friend like that?
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
I'm sure dad is just gonna go out
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
That the marionettes are not kind to latecomers.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
I just asked him if he wanted to have a glass of water
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8 #8 Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Breasts are like these scary, mystical things
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
You do know that women stopped wearing girdles like 30 years ago, right?
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11 #11 Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
He's not a guest. He works for us.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
We can fix him. Let me take a better look.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
Um...
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
It's ridiculous! I didn't mean to hurt it!
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
That the dog butler is a little ridiculous.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
It's an unholy mix between man and beast.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
Why is dad in luke's room with the door closed?
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
Alex. Sorry.
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
But everything's -- everything's fine now.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
You're probably just feeling a little tense from alis.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
Where's your mind?
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
What'd he say? Something... House... Something.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
"it" is a human being, mitchell!
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
This man could have lost his brother in a cable-car accident!
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
I think this has something to do with the gardener.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
And now you'll know that I'm not a manic mother teresa out there
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
What's the real reason?
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
So, trouble in gay paradise, huh?
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
Ah, she hates barkley.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32 #32 Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
Hell, I'm probably fighting with your mom
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
What I got now is a lot better.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35 #35 Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
And I waited in line to get this signed, haley.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
And I'll never forgive you!
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Oh. Home already.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
Listen, cam, I-I love that you try and help the world.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
Okay, well, if that ever happens, I will let you know.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
Something you shouldn't have been looking at? Yeah.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
And some parts just seemed crazy.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
That's disturbing, sweetie. Why haley?
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
That was private! Oh, please.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
They don't have any privacy.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Rosa, thank you for coming. Gracias.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
He always can put himself first.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
that was nice.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
I don't want that.
#50