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Season 1  "Fifteen Percent"  1x13

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 20, 2010

Mitchell plants the seed in Jay's head that he thinks one of Jay's old buddies might be secretly gay. Jay doesn't believe it for a second... except for all the questionable signs he now keeps noticing. Meanwhile Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover and Claire faces off with Phil's universal remote.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 1
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
We were just... me and lily were just using the time
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Wow, you're worse than your sister with this kind of stuff.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4
Well, I wasn't offended by it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
Mexican food.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
My mother says labor with me took 36 hours
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
Some kind of lambskin? It's very soft, you know?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
Dad, it's... it's just more than a little insulting.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
And now that I have a family, it's getting a little old.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
What are you talking about, gay? The guy used to be married.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
Be honest. Did you do that thing where you get frustrated
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
Â♪ "Set temperature" makes it hold, hold, hold Â♪
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
You're not stupid. Stupid is not following your heart
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
No, don't say that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
No, just... like, the lipstick,
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
- Manny, go play. - Okay.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18
Well, because you're completely bothered by the flowers,
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
And then, I think the christmas of my second year,
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
We're here. Jay, this is Whitney.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
I'm sorry this didn't turn out like you wanted.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
Good. Ran into Mitchell and Cam.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
- They're a bunch of harmless old men. - They're my age.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
But I'm sure you made it very easy
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
- Yes, I'm getting that. - Okay, okay.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
Because I lost my temper and it didn't work.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
The football players were so jealous,
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
but the experts at cnet.com rated it the best remote.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 29
Sweetie, let's not talk about Ling. It upsets you too much.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
- No. - Yeah. Haley.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
- Oh, my god. Oh, god. - What?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 32
I said: "very displeased", and I used my cowboy voice, so...
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
- Hi. - Florist.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34
Look at that. Two things flaming at once.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
You just got to relax.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
Honey, you got to focus. We've only got 20 minutes.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 37
that mom told you she was right...
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 38
Listen, Shorty, uh...
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
Really?
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 40
But I guess if I did, it would be you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 41
And you offering to give me the dough, this is beautiful!
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
My father landed on Normandy to save your ass.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
Let's do this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 44
Skip forward.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Let's see what happens to little Haley when I do this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
and then pre input till you get hdmi 1 and...
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 47
No, honey, you're missing the point.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
Shorty is not gay.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 49
Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life.
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 50
Now look at me.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 2
We were just... me and lily were just using the time
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 3
Wow, you're worse than your sister with this kind of stuff.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 4
Well, I wasn't offended by it.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 5
Mexican food.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
My mother says labor with me took 36 hours
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
Some kind of lambskin? It's very soft, you know?
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 8
Dad, it's... it's just more than a little insulting.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 9
And now that I have a family, it's getting a little old.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
What are you talking about, gay? The guy used to be married.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11 #11 Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
Be honest. Did you do that thing where you get frustrated
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 13
Â♪ "Set temperature" makes it hold, hold, hold Â♪
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
You're not stupid. Stupid is not following your heart
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
No, don't say that.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
No, just... like, the lipstick,
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
- Manny, go play. - Okay.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18
Well, because you're completely bothered by the flowers,
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
And then, I think the christmas of my second year,
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
We're here. Jay, this is Whitney.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
I'm sorry this didn't turn out like you wanted.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
Good. Ran into Mitchell and Cam.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
- They're a bunch of harmless old men. - They're my age.
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
But I'm sure you made it very easy
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
- Yes, I'm getting that. - Okay, okay.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
Because I lost my temper and it didn't work.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
The football players were so jealous,
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
but the experts at cnet.com rated it the best remote.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 29
Sweetie, let's not talk about Ling. It upsets you too much.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
- No. - Yeah. Haley.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
- Oh, my god. Oh, god. - What?
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 32
I said: "very displeased", and I used my cowboy voice, so...
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
- Hi. - Florist.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34
Look at that. Two things flaming at once.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
You just got to relax.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
Honey, you got to focus. We've only got 20 minutes.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 37
that mom told you she was right...
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 38
Listen, Shorty, uh...
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
Really?
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 40
But I guess if I did, it would be you.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 41
And you offering to give me the dough, this is beautiful!
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
My father landed on Normandy to save your ass.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 43
Let's do this.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 44
Skip forward.
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Let's see what happens to little Haley when I do this.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
and then pre input till you get hdmi 1 and...
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 47
No, honey, you're missing the point.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
Shorty is not gay.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 49
Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 50
Now look at me.
#50