S6 E12
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Season 6  "A Two Story Town"  6x12

Aired 5 years ago - Mar 24, 2015

Everyone pitches in to help Tom with his new crush with disastrous results.

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to laugh with.
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Or are you down there in a sad ball?
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and somehow we got paired up.
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You said I was seventh, which sucked, but I got over it.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 5
Lip cardio is very important.
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Definitely do not send that.
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And, uh, what category is that?
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Probably easier to just cancel.
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Um, one of my knees bends both ways.
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being very charming because I coached you on what to say.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 11
You'll go to a romantic movie, where there's no talking at all.
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When a romantic song comes on the jukebox,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 13
Wait, so part of your fantasy
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Okay, Tom, how are you feeling?
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I really think this is gonna work.
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and as soon as you do, I want you to--
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Grayson, how's operation "keep Tom from talking creepy" going?
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or any future dates,
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Okay, I am doing that. Sorry.
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Uh, everything's fine, just like we planned,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 24
You know, you two are just like Statler and Waldorf,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 25
It's a porno!
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Come on, we got to get ready!
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So, what do we do now?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 28
Hey! You should be really ashamed of yourself.
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but a-a finger that's bent like--
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the way that you showed me last week, Tom?
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Dirty dancing, sex dancing. You know what I'm saying?
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You know, kissing is done with more than the mouth.
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into this cherry stem.
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to only play hard-metal power ballads
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even if I don't mean it, will you shut up and help Tom?
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Tell her you have a gun.
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to get the results of her latest STD test.
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And, Ellie, I'm gonna fix up the plaza.
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Hey, uh, hi. We've never met.
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What I meant is...
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then I would be honored to have her join us.
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Maybe.
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Mary thinks I'm weird and creepy.
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Would you say that you love--
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Jules, what's going on?

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Or are you down there in a sad ball?
#2
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and somehow we got paired up.
#3
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You said I was seventh, which sucked, but I got over it.
#4
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Lip cardio is very important.
#5
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Definitely do not send that.
#6
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And, uh, what category is that?
#7
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Probably easier to just cancel.
#8
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Um, one of my knees bends both ways.
#9
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being very charming because I coached you on what to say.
#10
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You'll go to a romantic movie, where there's no talking at all.
#11
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When a romantic song comes on the jukebox,
#12
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Wait, so part of your fantasy
#13
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Okay, Tom, how are you feeling?
#14
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I really think this is gonna work.
#15
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and as soon as you do, I want you to--
#16
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Grayson, how's operation "keep Tom from talking creepy" going?
#18
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or any future dates,
#20
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Okay, I am doing that. Sorry.
#22
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Uh, everything's fine, just like we planned,
#23
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You know, you two are just like Statler and Waldorf,
#24
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It's a porno!
#25
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Come on, we got to get ready!
#26
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So, what do we do now?
#27
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Hey! You should be really ashamed of yourself.
#28
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but a-a finger that's bent like--
#29
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the way that you showed me last week, Tom?
#30
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Dirty dancing, sex dancing. You know what I'm saying?
#32
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You know, kissing is done with more than the mouth.
#33
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into this cherry stem.
#34
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to only play hard-metal power ballads
#35
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even if I don't mean it, will you shut up and help Tom?
#38
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Tell her you have a gun.
#40
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to get the results of her latest STD test.
#41
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And, Ellie, I'm gonna fix up the plaza.
#42
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Hey, uh, hi. We've never met.
#43
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What I meant is...
#45
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then I would be honored to have her join us.
#46
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Maybe.
#47
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Mary thinks I'm weird and creepy.
#48
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Would you say that you love--
#49
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Jules, what's going on?
#50