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Season 3  "Lover's Touch"  3x3

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 28, 2012

There is no time for romance when you're planning a wedding, and Jules is in full "AWATT" mode (All Wedding All the Time), until Travis is in an accident and rushed to the hospital. Meanwhile Grayson is feeling neglected by Jules, so the guys try to cheer him up by inventing a new game called "D-Ball," and things get dangerous when Laurie and Ellie want to play.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
Besides, if I need affection, there are places
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
I am married! Don't you see this ring?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Hey, son. How about a little D-ball?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
You're asking for sex, aren't you?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Oh, yeah.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
She's just distracted with wedding stuff, okay?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Ha. Ah, well, here's her cell.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Three's her dad.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
Oh, honey, hand me my cell.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
'Cause if there was, I can breathe again.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Come on, you didn't know I was a doctor?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Who cares? Galifianakis?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
She was no you.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
Happy faces. Happy thoughts.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Yeah, it does. Hospitals are scary.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
I mean, plus you have an awesome story.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
'Cause we'll take you back.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
He told me it was from a motorcycle accident.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Now his life's falling apart.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Let them fix it.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Honey, there's a chair right back there.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
so I can focus on you better.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Oy!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
said that girls can't play this stupid game?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
That's just a stereotype.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Ohh! Dominated!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Game on.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
I could get you an "A" just by making out with him.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Okay, you realize I can't un-see that, right?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
I know.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
This is what moms do in crisis--
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
Revenge.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
Ah, there you are.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
You psyched to get out of here?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
and jump into life like nothing ever happened.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Ohh, I look so stupid.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
This is an exact replica of the helmet Amelia Earhart wore
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
Well, I was gonna wait until your eulogy to say this,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Stop it, you big kook. Bam!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
so if you want to cause some damage,
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Come here. I'm so, so, so sorry.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
You could throw some dishes, maybe shave your head.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
but I don't think I'm gonna need to fall apart this time.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
I can't wear it all the time, but don't worry.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Stopped sharing your feelings,

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
I am married! Don't you see this ring?
#2 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Hey, son. How about a little D-ball?
#3 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4 #4 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
You're asking for sex, aren't you?
#5 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Oh, yeah.
#6 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
She's just distracted with wedding stuff, okay?
#7 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Ha. Ah, well, here's her cell.
#8 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Three's her dad.
#9 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
Oh, honey, hand me my cell.
#10 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11 #11 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
'Cause if there was, I can breathe again.
#12 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Come on, you didn't know I was a doctor?
#13 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Who cares? Galifianakis?
#14 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15 #15 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
She was no you.
#16 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
Happy faces. Happy thoughts.
#17 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Yeah, it does. Hospitals are scary.
#18 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
I mean, plus you have an awesome story.
#19 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
'Cause we'll take you back.
#20 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
He told me it was from a motorcycle accident.
#21 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Now his life's falling apart.
#22 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Let them fix it.
#23 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Honey, there's a chair right back there.
#24 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
so I can focus on you better.
#25 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Oy!
#26 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
said that girls can't play this stupid game?
#27 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
That's just a stereotype.
#28 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Ohh! Dominated!
#29 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Game on.
#30 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
I could get you an "A" just by making out with him.
#31 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Okay, you realize I can't un-see that, right?
#32 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
I know.
#33 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
This is what moms do in crisis--
#34 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
Revenge.
#35 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
Ah, there you are.
#36 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
You psyched to get out of here?
#37 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
and jump into life like nothing ever happened.
#38 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Ohh, I look so stupid.
#39 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
This is an exact replica of the helmet Amelia Earhart wore
#40 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
Well, I was gonna wait until your eulogy to say this,
#41 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42 #42 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Stop it, you big kook. Bam!
#43 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
so if you want to cause some damage,
#44 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Come here. I'm so, so, so sorry.
#45 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
You could throw some dishes, maybe shave your head.
#46 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
but I don't think I'm gonna need to fall apart this time.
#47 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
I can't wear it all the time, but don't worry.
#48 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Stopped sharing your feelings,
#50