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Cougar Town

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Season 3  "Square One"  3x12

Aired 11 years ago - May 15, 2012

After Grayson's house sustains hurricane damage, he moves in with Jules; Laurie and Ellie ask Travis to help determine which of them is sexier; Bobby and Jules compete in a ``white shirt challenge.''

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
Thanks, Travis.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
Ow! Wh-why?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
I'm like Switzerland. You see, in World War II, Switzerland acted as a n...
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I just... this will affect me way worse than it will affect you.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Yeah, I can tell by the way you stare at her breasts...
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
You ain't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
And that's coming from someone who just learned "Oh, snap." Yeah.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
She's not gonna let us out.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
We're all gonna die and stuff! What's up?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
You know, you can even color in my gray hair with black marker.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Besides, if we go, once we get there, we're just gonna stay there.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
I'm just too mad. Let's watch the movie.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
No.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Butt ball.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
30 seconds is on the clock, and begin.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Just off the top... "Town."
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Y-you know how people say, "Hey, you want to come with us?"
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Somebody already got this one?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
After round one, it's, uh, Andy and Bobby... 12... 12. Jules and Ellie...
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
You can't take explosions so personally.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
He is built like a black Peter Brady.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Aah! Why'd you keep stopping to do those Michael Jackson poses in the wind?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Could this get any better?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
We saw the lights.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
with a very complicated system of, like, finger tap... I'm trying to help you!
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Out of curiosity, when Grayson called, did he sound sad?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Before you get mad, these girls may not be real.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
What? Where did everybody go?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
I can't imagine you scared of anything.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Do you know that you say "awesome" when you're nervous?
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
when I take you out to dinner, but it was okay because I thought that
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Uh, excuse me. I heard a woman whimper.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
I know you're sad, but don't drink and drive.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Drink lots of water, take some aspirin, and we'll do it again tomorrow.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
What? No. You guys are obviously having fun reminiscing.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Well, he was only 5.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Bobby Cobb, when you are being earnest, you are one sexy man.
 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
Ow! Wh-why?
#2 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3 #3 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
I'm like Switzerland. You see, in World War II, Switzerland acted as a n...
#4 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I just... this will affect me way worse than it will affect you.
#5 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Yeah, I can tell by the way you stare at her breasts...
#6 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
#7 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
You ain't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
#8 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
And that's coming from someone who just learned "Oh, snap." Yeah.
#9 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
She's not gonna let us out.
#10 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11 #11 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
We're all gonna die and stuff! What's up?
#12 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13 #13 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
You know, you can even color in my gray hair with black marker.
#14 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Besides, if we go, once we get there, we're just gonna stay there.
#15 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
I'm just too mad. Let's watch the movie.
#16 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
No.
#17 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Butt ball.
#18 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
30 seconds is on the clock, and begin.
#19 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21 #21 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22 #22 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Just off the top... "Town."
#23 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Y-you know how people say, "Hey, you want to come with us?"
#24 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Somebody already got this one?
#25 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
After round one, it's, uh, Andy and Bobby... 12... 12. Jules and Ellie...
#26 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27 #27 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
You can't take explosions so personally.
#28 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
He is built like a black Peter Brady.
#29 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Aah! Why'd you keep stopping to do those Michael Jackson poses in the wind?
#30 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Could this get any better?
#31 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
We saw the lights.
#32 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
with a very complicated system of, like, finger tap... I'm trying to help you!
#33 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Out of curiosity, when Grayson called, did he sound sad?
#34 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Before you get mad, these girls may not be real.
#35 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
What? Where did everybody go?
#36 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
I can't imagine you scared of anything.
#37 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Do you know that you say "awesome" when you're nervous?
#38 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39 #39 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40 #40 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
when I take you out to dinner, but it was okay because I thought that
#42 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Uh, excuse me. I heard a woman whimper.
#43 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
I know you're sad, but don't drink and drive.
#44 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Drink lots of water, take some aspirin, and we'll do it again tomorrow.
#45 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
What? No. You guys are obviously having fun reminiscing.
#46 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Well, he was only 5.
#47 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Bobby Cobb, when you are being earnest, you are one sexy man.
#48 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49 #49 Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50 #50