S3 E12
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Season 3  "Square One"  3x12

Aired 12 years ago - May 15, 2012

After Grayson's house sustains hurricane damage, he moves in with Jules; Laurie and Ellie ask Travis to help determine which of them is sexier; Bobby and Jules compete in a ``white shirt challenge.''

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Thanks, Travis.
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Ow! Wh-why?
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I'm like Switzerland. You see, in World War II, Switzerland acted as a n...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
I just... this will affect me way worse than it will affect you.
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Yeah, I can tell by the way you stare at her breasts...
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I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
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You ain't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
And that's coming from someone who just learned "Oh, snap." Yeah.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
She's not gonna let us out.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
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We're all gonna die and stuff! What's up?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
You know, you can even color in my gray hair with black marker.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Besides, if we go, once we get there, we're just gonna stay there.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
I'm just too mad. Let's watch the movie.
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No.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Butt ball.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
30 seconds is on the clock, and begin.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
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Just off the top... "Town."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Y-you know how people say, "Hey, you want to come with us?"
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
Somebody already got this one?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
After round one, it's, uh, Andy and Bobby... 12... 12. Jules and Ellie...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
You can't take explosions so personally.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
He is built like a black Peter Brady.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Aah! Why'd you keep stopping to do those Michael Jackson poses in the wind?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Could this get any better?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
We saw the lights.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
with a very complicated system of, like, finger tap... I'm trying to help you!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Out of curiosity, when Grayson called, did he sound sad?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Before you get mad, these girls may not be real.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
What? Where did everybody go?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
I can't imagine you scared of anything.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Do you know that you say "awesome" when you're nervous?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
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when I take you out to dinner, but it was okay because I thought that
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Uh, excuse me. I heard a woman whimper.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
I know you're sad, but don't drink and drive.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Drink lots of water, take some aspirin, and we'll do it again tomorrow.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
What? No. You guys are obviously having fun reminiscing.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Well, he was only 5.
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Bobby Cobb, when you are being earnest, you are one sexy man.
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Ow! Wh-why?
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I'm like Switzerland. You see, in World War II, Switzerland acted as a n...
#4
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I just... this will affect me way worse than it will affect you.
#5
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Yeah, I can tell by the way you stare at her breasts...
#6
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I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
You ain't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
#8
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And that's coming from someone who just learned "Oh, snap." Yeah.
#9
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She's not gonna let us out.
#10
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We're all gonna die and stuff! What's up?
#12
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You know, you can even color in my gray hair with black marker.
#14
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Besides, if we go, once we get there, we're just gonna stay there.
#15
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I'm just too mad. Let's watch the movie.
#16
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No.
#17
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Butt ball.
#18
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30 seconds is on the clock, and begin.
#19
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Just off the top... "Town."
#23
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Y-you know how people say, "Hey, you want to come with us?"
#24
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Somebody already got this one?
#25
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After round one, it's, uh, Andy and Bobby... 12... 12. Jules and Ellie...
#26
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You can't take explosions so personally.
#28
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He is built like a black Peter Brady.
#29
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Aah! Why'd you keep stopping to do those Michael Jackson poses in the wind?
#30
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Could this get any better?
#31
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We saw the lights.
#32
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with a very complicated system of, like, finger tap... I'm trying to help you!
#33
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Out of curiosity, when Grayson called, did he sound sad?
#34
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Before you get mad, these girls may not be real.
#35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
What? Where did everybody go?
#36
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I can't imagine you scared of anything.
#37
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Do you know that you say "awesome" when you're nervous?
#38
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when I take you out to dinner, but it was okay because I thought that
#42
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Uh, excuse me. I heard a woman whimper.
#43
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I know you're sad, but don't drink and drive.
#44
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Drink lots of water, take some aspirin, and we'll do it again tomorrow.
#45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
What? No. You guys are obviously having fun reminiscing.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Well, he was only 5.
#47
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Bobby Cobb, when you are being earnest, you are one sexy man.
#48
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