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Season 1  "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"  1x7

Aired 14 years ago - Jun 19, 2005

Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Roger's ""temporary problem,"" which Stan tries to use to his advantage, causes all sorts of problems for Steve, Betsy, the rest of the family, and eventually, Stan.

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I can't believe he choked to death.
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- You'd have to be an idiot to volunteer. - I volunteer to be deacon.
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Gary... When I'm gone, I want you to ride my bicycle.
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causing me to lactate a viscous milky mucus.
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Chuck White offered to host the pot-luck wake while I was in the bathroom!
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- That's incredibly hurtful! - That's why I wanna shove it in his face!
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you lube up the handle real good, and just sweep me out the door.
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
You were so much more than thick ankles and careful police work.
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
You set me up, Klaus! Why would you do something so awful?
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
I have a theory to test.
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
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No. I'm on an ultra-strict diet. I can only eat what Coach Béla Kàrolyi approves.
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- Well, I'm sure the best man will... - Anything.
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man.
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- Yes, yes. We've all seen the diagram. - Last night, I ate all your potato salad,
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We served alien breast milk to our church!
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
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I could do even more. Betsy White said she's learning CPR.
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She could sink this whole election. I mean, look at her. She's clearly gay.
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But what if I told you it contained a horrible ingredient? An unholy ingredient?
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I don't care what this quiz says. I am a flirt!
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You're going through an emotional time.
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
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I've got a stick of gum! Who likes Big Red, huh? Who likes Big Red, huh? Big...
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25
- Take it easy, Old MacDonald! - There's barely any milk in these.
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In fact, you're the only boy I ever spent any time with.
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
By the transitive property, I got some boob. Algebra's awesome!
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
We can't stop. The election is tomorrow. Roger's fine.
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
- I will not use sweatshop workers! - No, they're sweatshop managers.
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OK, the votes have been tallied. Our next deacon is...
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Karl Rove.
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Let's celebrate!
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Tell that to my swollen ankles and tender nipples!
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How great is it that I started Xanax yesterday?
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- so that's what I prepared for! - What am I gonna do?
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What a mess! If they find out my son is pregnant, I'll lose my deaconship,
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Now, go be a father to your son, my strong black brother.
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- Mexico? - That's right.
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It's not like I wanted to do anything with my life, like learn to surf or go to Jerusalem.
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Oh, OK. Hayley and I'll go say hello to the donkey running around the cancer ward.
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We are - in America. Down here, we're just Juan and Pedro Gomez,
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Wait. You think that's what this is all about? Beating Chuck White? Am I that awful?
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- Did you say "alien baby"? - No, I said "doctor's corpse found in desert".
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Boy stuff.
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- You'd have to be an idiot to volunteer. - I volunteer to be deacon.
#2
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Gary... When I'm gone, I want you to ride my bicycle.
#3
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causing me to lactate a viscous milky mucus.
#4
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Chuck White offered to host the pot-luck wake while I was in the bathroom!
#5
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- That's incredibly hurtful! - That's why I wanna shove it in his face!
#6
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you lube up the handle real good, and just sweep me out the door.
#7
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You were so much more than thick ankles and careful police work.
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
You set me up, Klaus! Why would you do something so awful?
#9
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I have a theory to test.
#10
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No. I'm on an ultra-strict diet. I can only eat what Coach Béla Kàrolyi approves.
#12
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- Well, I'm sure the best man will... - Anything.
#13
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Deacon Stan, Jesus Man.
#14
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- Yes, yes. We've all seen the diagram. - Last night, I ate all your potato salad,
#15
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We served alien breast milk to our church!
#16
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I could do even more. Betsy White said she's learning CPR.
#18
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She could sink this whole election. I mean, look at her. She's clearly gay.
#19
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But what if I told you it contained a horrible ingredient? An unholy ingredient?
#20
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I don't care what this quiz says. I am a flirt!
#21
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You're going through an emotional time.
#22
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I've got a stick of gum! Who likes Big Red, huh? Who likes Big Red, huh? Big...
#24
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- Take it easy, Old MacDonald! - There's barely any milk in these.
#25
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In fact, you're the only boy I ever spent any time with.
#27
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By the transitive property, I got some boob. Algebra's awesome!
#28
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
We can't stop. The election is tomorrow. Roger's fine.
#29
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- I will not use sweatshop workers! - No, they're sweatshop managers.
#30
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OK, the votes have been tallied. Our next deacon is...
#33
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Karl Rove.
#34
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Let's celebrate!
#35
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Tell that to my swollen ankles and tender nipples!
#37
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How great is it that I started Xanax yesterday?
#38
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- so that's what I prepared for! - What am I gonna do?
#39
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What a mess! If they find out my son is pregnant, I'll lose my deaconship,
#41
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
Now, go be a father to your son, my strong black brother.
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43
- Mexico? - That's right.
#43
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44
It's not like I wanted to do anything with my life, like learn to surf or go to Jerusalem.
#44
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
Oh, OK. Hayley and I'll go say hello to the donkey running around the cancer ward.
#45
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
We are - in America. Down here, we're just Juan and Pedro Gomez,
#46
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
Wait. You think that's what this is all about? Beating Chuck White? Am I that awful?
#47
Recap of American Dad! Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 48
- Did you say "alien baby"? - No, I said "doctor's corpse found in desert".
#48
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Boy stuff.
#49
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