S3 E8
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Comedy Central
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Season 3  "That's Lobstertainment!"  3x8

Aired 19 years ago - Feb 25, 2001

Dr. Zoidberg reunites with his uncle, silent hologram star Harold Zoid, and the two of them set out to make a movie together. They cast the temperamental Calculon in the lead role, who demands an Oscar for his performance, but the movie doesn't go over well with audiences.

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Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 1
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 2
- Living in a box. You? - Selling kidneys, teeth, whatever.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 3
I'm a space captain, and you're a bunch of losers.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 4
She's not gussied up, duded out or where it's at.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 5
A package is just a box until it's delivered.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 6
- Have you thought about adopting? - No.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 7
- I'll fix it so no one teases you. - By beating them up?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 8
Me? Perfectly normal?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 9
Come on, dumplings, we've got 1 2 government stipends to collect.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 10
...so I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 11
I'll start by not caring what you think.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 12
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 13
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 14
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 15
- I don't have the hang of blinking. - You will.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 16
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 17
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 18
I've never felt so unremarkable! Today I actually blended in with a crowd!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 19
- My name's Nina, and his name's Albert. - Now you're all named Bender Jr.!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 20
Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 21
- That's handsome of you. - Follow the light with your eyes.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 22
I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 23
...no one says he's crummy. I deserve that once in life.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 24
Booze, peanuts, they got a crapper in the back...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 25
- Daddy, Bethany's hitting me! - Here.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 26
...with a cheap floozy right now, so cram a Tinkertoy in it.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 27
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 28
I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet for my extra-gorgeous sweetheart.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 30
Thanks for coming to get to know Adlai. Isn't he dreamy?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 31
- He's a weird monster who eats garbage. - Damn right.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 32
Leela, do you want to be like us or like Adlai...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
Remember your manners. Forks in the left pocket, spoons in the right.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 34
You should've gone before it was time to run.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 35
It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca and have kids.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 36
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 37
We want to hear this one again.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 38
Daddy's sick of looking at you, so go to bed.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
- Daddy, how do I flush you? - Just go to bed!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 41
...makes me want children even more.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 42
Imperial Dragon restaurant? I've got a herd of you-know-whats for sale.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 43
...because Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 44
- I'm Albert. - Kind of fatty.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 45
One time, I did 1 00 jump ropes.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
- Oh, they're all so adorable. - Yeah.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
- I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her. - But there's plenty of normal ones.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 49
If you want her, I'll give her an operation to make her acceptable.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 50
I also have a tail.

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Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 2
- Living in a box. You? - Selling kidneys, teeth, whatever.
#2
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 3
I'm a space captain, and you're a bunch of losers.
#3
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 4
She's not gussied up, duded out or where it's at.
#4
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 5
A package is just a box until it's delivered.
#5
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 6
- Have you thought about adopting? - No.
#6
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 7
- I'll fix it so no one teases you. - By beating them up?
#7
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 8
Me? Perfectly normal?
#8
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 9
Come on, dumplings, we've got 1 2 government stipends to collect.
#9
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 10
...so I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.
#10
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 11
I'll start by not caring what you think.
#11
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- I don't have the hang of blinking. - You will.
#15
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I've never felt so unremarkable! Today I actually blended in with a crowd!
#18
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 19
- My name's Nina, and his name's Albert. - Now you're all named Bender Jr.!
#19
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 20
Oh, fine. I'll get you some stupid food.
#20
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 21
- That's handsome of you. - Follow the light with your eyes.
#21
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 22
I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
#22
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 23
...no one says he's crummy. I deserve that once in life.
#23
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 24
Booze, peanuts, they got a crapper in the back...
#24
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 25
- Daddy, Bethany's hitting me! - Here.
#25
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 26
...with a cheap floozy right now, so cram a Tinkertoy in it.
#26
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 27 #27 Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 28
I'd like an extra-beautiful bouquet for my extra-gorgeous sweetheart.
#28
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
Leela, you're 999,999 in a million.
#29
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 30
Thanks for coming to get to know Adlai. Isn't he dreamy?
#30
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 31
- He's a weird monster who eats garbage. - Damn right.
#31
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 32
Leela, do you want to be like us or like Adlai...
#32
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
Remember your manners. Forks in the left pocket, spoons in the right.
#33
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 34
You should've gone before it was time to run.
#34
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 35
It's time to stop living this vida bachelor loca and have kids.
#35
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 36 #36 Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 37
We want to hear this one again.
#37
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 38
Daddy's sick of looking at you, so go to bed.
#38
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39 #39 Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
- Daddy, how do I flush you? - Just go to bed!
#40
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 41
...makes me want children even more.
#41
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 42
Imperial Dragon restaurant? I've got a herd of you-know-whats for sale.
#42
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 43
...because Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans.
#43
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 44
- I'm Albert. - Kind of fatty.
#44
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 45
One time, I did 1 00 jump ropes.
#45
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
- Oh, they're all so adorable. - Yeah.
#46
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 47
If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!
#47
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
- I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her. - But there's plenty of normal ones.
#48
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 49
If you want her, I'll give her an operation to make her acceptable.
#49
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 50
I also have a tail.
#50