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Season 3  "War is the H-Word"  3x2

Aired 19 years ago - Nov 26, 2000

Bender and Fry volunteer for military duty to enjoy the benefits of the soldiers' discount. When war breaks out later that same day, Leela too decides to join the all-male ranks, under the guise of Lee Lemon, and creates quite a stir for her leader, Zapp Brannigan.

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Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
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Oh, the hypochondriac's back. What is it this time?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
- What about that bathroom egg salad? - I've had better.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
If you can't see well enough, there'll be a close-up on this video screen.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
- Gross! - Go, man, go.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
- Worms? Puke-a-tronic! - So the eggs in that sandwich were...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
...and something to protect you against bacteria: a harpoon.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
...and cause a spasm, expelling, among other things, the parasites.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
- Okay, professor. - What?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Wait! We just have to get past the eardrum.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Ah, the scent of a rose. Curious how aromatic hydrocarbons...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
We're at finger alert five!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Usually you don't know a thing about human anatomy.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
- Where are we, the ass? - The heart.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
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Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
I don't think so. Sir, you owe this lady an apology.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
Sorry, ma'am. I've learned a lesson about not ogling cans I won't forget.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
No. Don't give up now. We're close to the pyloric sphincter.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
If we can stimulate it, the bowel will convulse, expelling the worms.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
But can I axe you something? Why did you do all that stuff?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
...I love you. - You do?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
Yeah. I don't know why, but my life really turned around that day.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
You'll never guess where I've been.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
Tickle it, then get ready for the ride of your lives.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
- I call it Caribbean Drano. - Fry will be stuck with worms forever.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
- Now the worms will be in Fry forever. - So?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
They are the best! How can I repay you for saving them?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
It's a little under-furnished. I'm thinking of having a window installed.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
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Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
With you, every day is like double-soup Tuesday.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
- I am the lord mayor of Cologne! - You mean colon?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
...I'm asking you to leave. - Listen, you! I was born here.
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You've damaged your brain...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
I hope Satan has a nice colon, because that's where you're going.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
- I'm about to. Let me play for you. - You don't have to.
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Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Oh, the hypochondriac's back. What is it this time?
#2
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
- What about that bathroom egg salad? - I've had better.
#3
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
If you can't see well enough, there'll be a close-up on this video screen.
#4
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
- Gross! - Go, man, go.
#5
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
- Worms? Puke-a-tronic! - So the eggs in that sandwich were...
#6
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...and something to protect you against bacteria: a harpoon.
#8
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There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.
#10
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
...and cause a spasm, expelling, among other things, the parasites.
#11
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- Okay, professor. - What?
#13
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Wait! We just have to get past the eardrum.
#14
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
Ah, the scent of a rose. Curious how aromatic hydrocarbons...
#15
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We're at finger alert five!
#16
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Usually you don't know a thing about human anatomy.
#17
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- Where are we, the ass? - The heart.
#18
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I don't think so. Sir, you owe this lady an apology.
#21
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Sorry, ma'am. I've learned a lesson about not ogling cans I won't forget.
#22
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No. Don't give up now. We're close to the pyloric sphincter.
#23
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If we can stimulate it, the bowel will convulse, expelling the worms.
#25
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But can I axe you something? Why did you do all that stuff?
#27
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
...I love you. - You do?
#28
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
Yeah. I don't know why, but my life really turned around that day.
#29
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
You'll never guess where I've been.
#30
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
Tickle it, then get ready for the ride of your lives.
#31
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
- I call it Caribbean Drano. - Fry will be stuck with worms forever.
#32
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- Now the worms will be in Fry forever. - So?
#33
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
They are the best! How can I repay you for saving them?
#34
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It's a little under-furnished. I'm thinking of having a window installed.
#35
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With you, every day is like double-soup Tuesday.
#39
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- I am the lord mayor of Cologne! - You mean colon?
#41
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...I'm asking you to leave. - Listen, you! I was born here.
#42
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You've damaged your brain...
#46
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I hope Satan has a nice colon, because that's where you're going.
#47
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- I'm about to. Let me play for you. - You don't have to.
#49
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