S3 E5
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Season 3  "Amazon Women in the Mood"  3x5

Aired 19 years ago - Feb 04, 2001

A double-date for Kif, Amy, Zapp, and Leela ends in disaster when their orbiting restaurant crashes on planet Amazonia. The hulking female inhabitants of the planet take their male captives to the omniscient Femputer, who orders Fry, Zapp, and Kif to death by "snu-snu".

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Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
But my life is bereft of laughter. "
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
...is put your money in check form and come to Hollywood."
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Now, to your right, you'll see 30th Century Fox Studios.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Do we have any fans of Calculon...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
- Are you my hot-water heater? - No.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Have you got an extra GOTO 1 0 line? I don't need a Bender.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
Next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
That dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
By directing and starring...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Okay. How much do I have to invest?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
- Since when have you been in the biz? - Long enough, little man. Long enough.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
...you can be the star.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
- Was this written by the Harold Zoid? - Written and xeroxed.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
And that business is being president of Earth.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
So I want the full gamut of emotions from every actor in every scene.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
I said this is a talkie! You've got to emote more!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
...but as a father!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
I'm gonna see you at the premiere! Which is...?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
It's the principle of the thing. I see a parking lot ahead.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
I'll never follow in your footsteps!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Congratulations, Mr. President!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
You said the Oscar was practically mine!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
It's not about acting...
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Well, we're gonna die. We might as well enjoy the sights.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
Calculon's gonna kill us. It's all everybody else's fault!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
It's better to die now.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
The second I don't win that award, you're cat food.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
You want to play tic-tac-toe before we eat our shoes?
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
The L.A. subway! We can blast our way in and escape!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
And the nominees for Best Product Placement are:
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
... Dr. Zoidberg.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
The Soda Machine Robot in Bikini Party Summer.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
- He read the wrong name. - Play along, like with Marisa Tomei.
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50

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But my life is bereft of laughter. "
#2
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...is put your money in check form and come to Hollywood."
#4
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5 #5 Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Now, to your right, you'll see 30th Century Fox Studios.
#6
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Do we have any fans of Calculon...
#7
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
- Are you my hot-water heater? - No.
#8
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Have you got an extra GOTO 1 0 line? I don't need a Bender.
#9
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
Next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
#10
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11 #11 Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
That dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented!
#12
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
By directing and starring...
#13
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Okay. How much do I have to invest?
#14
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- Since when have you been in the biz? - Long enough, little man. Long enough.
#16
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...you can be the star.
#18
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- Was this written by the Harold Zoid? - Written and xeroxed.
#19
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And that business is being president of Earth.
#21
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
So I want the full gamut of emotions from every actor in every scene.
#22
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
I said this is a talkie! You've got to emote more!
#23
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
...but as a father!
#24
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25 #25 Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
I'm gonna see you at the premiere! Which is...?
#26
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I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
#27
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It's the principle of the thing. I see a parking lot ahead.
#29
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
I'll never follow in your footsteps!
#30
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Congratulations, Mr. President!
#31
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
You said the Oscar was practically mine!
#32
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It's not about acting...
#34
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Well, we're gonna die. We might as well enjoy the sights.
#35
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
Calculon's gonna kill us. It's all everybody else's fault!
#36
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
It's better to die now.
#37
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
I've had so many face-lifts, they finally lifted it right off my body!
#38
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39 #39 Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
The second I don't win that award, you're cat food.
#40
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels.
#41
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
You want to play tic-tac-toe before we eat our shoes?
#42
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
The L.A. subway! We can blast our way in and escape!
#43
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
And the nominees for Best Product Placement are:
#44
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
... Dr. Zoidberg.
#45
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
The Soda Machine Robot in Bikini Party Summer.
#46
Recap of Futurama Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
- He read the wrong name. - Play along, like with Marisa Tomei.
#47
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Thank you! Thank you so much!
#49
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